Is That Supposed To Be Gayken?
Clay Gayken was a giddy little gay yesterday, because he got his own caricature at Sardi's! At least, they tell me that's a caricature of Gayken, but the two bitches before me look nothing alike. On the left, we have a middle-aged gayelle whose eyebrows were electrocuted off during a tragic vibrator accident.
On the right, we have a girly-looking dude that I might bump tongues with in a dark club if I had too many Long Island Iced Teas. Whoever drew that shit did Gayken a huge favor. Gayken should give that bitch a taint slap. Although, I don't think any taint would appreciate getting slapped by Gayken.
I mean, I almost used my impeccable Photoshop skills to give him some gorgeous chola eyebrows like I did with Kellie Pickler, but it's not even worth the 10-seconds it takes me to whip that shit up. Not even a cholita makeover can save Gayken!
Why did his eyebrows go away?! Could they not handle the Gayken? They were probably fucking scared of the Claymates craziness.
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He looks...heavily powdered.
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like we need to see the little fudge packer clay pose for more pictures. He needs to be shot.
I really wish Simon would keep his clothes on. Nobody needs to that that shit on christmas. He's a little old to be posing like he's twenty.
I think he's Liberace reincarnated.
His personality leaves a lot to be desired. He seems like a total diva. It amazes me that he allegedly found himself a significant other.
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he looks like data from star trek the next generation
He looks like the tin man from the Wizard of Oz..nix the silver paint...
La Roja Caliente is prettier than Gayken. Baby Boy's looking haggard.
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"On the left, we have a middle-aged gayelle whose eyebrows were electrocuted off during a tragic vibrator accident."
Too fucken funny!
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Baby teeth.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
That's what I was going to say...the caricature actually looks like a normal person, and Clay? Not sure what's wrong with him, but he looks way 'off'. And it's not just the lack of brows.
That gay sweater would be even gayer if it opened in front and tied with a cord.
HaHa!!
Definitely looks like an old lesbian.
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At least, they tell me that's a caricature of Gayken, but the two bitches before me look nothing alike.
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Um...I think it DOES look like him but how is it a caricature? Because he's a caricature already...?
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Bingo jiddywidit. He looks like he should be breaking out of cartoon boxes any minute! Poor Gayken.
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is it me or does he look like Carrot Top?
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Middle-age starts at 30?
Jeez, I thought it began at 35.....
Gayken is looking more and more like Rojo Caliente!
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he isnt "ugly", but he is odd, creepy looking...he is wearing too much foundation or something, plus his nostrils look irritated..he does look like he lost weight though...maybe he is off the paxil on coke.
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
He makes a hot lesbian
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The drawing flatters him, but it looks like it should be posted on a pedophile notification site.
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He looks like some gnome that lives under a toadstool and likes to play tricks on passersby.
Hate to break it to you spammer, but it's a he, not a she. And unless he's a secret cutter like the Demi Lavato girl as this week's Star tells us, I think you mean he's a "cutie". That young billionaire Clay's involved with is surely in for a surprise. Our next blind item?
The drawing is much cuter. Clay looks a little...rough.
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He looks like Edith Piaf, when she was dowdy and old. Too bad Marion Cotillard beat him to the Oscar. C'est La Vie.
He is so unattractive... How is it possible to be so fucking gay and so fugly! You would think he'd put some effort into it...
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Not sure which looks more fake.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m *****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆