Friday, December 26th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 24th!
When I think about you, I touch my elf. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Looks like Santa will be calling in gay, so Christmas is cancelled. - Country_Gal
The other passengers were okay with it until he tried to slide down her chimney. - Team Valtrex
forget it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
C Word, your winner is priceless! It'll go down in Dlisted history!
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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
WTG, C Word, beginning to think the "C" stands for comedian! Congrats! Very funny, Country_Gal and *WOOT* TV!!
Submitted by Hcrighton on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:42pm
firstly: SO?!?!?
secondly: c-word is one of the funniest resident bitches up in this piece. she knows how to make funny, proven time and time again.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The winner for this got that quote from a Christmas Card. My boyfriend got a card that said the exact same thing. Not original.
Ha! Funnay!
CWord - you on FIRE, gurl:)
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Congratulations, you guys, lmfao...and Scoobydon't, very close too! Ha ha ha!!
That dude looks so pissed...he's the one that's cracking me up!
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
The C Word! I called it! WTG! Congrats to Country_Gal and TV too!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
great captions!
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
OMG,. HYSTERICAL!
congrats you funny fuckers, you made me spit diet coke.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
HA HA HA HA!! Hilarious captions winners!
hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa! Congrats all! FUNNY!
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@ C Word--
Quite Divinyl. Congrats, ho.
xo
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because of the fact that he works for me, a woman of power,...he came back to LAPD later and they told him to fold up his police report into a origami and hang it on his door.--CLove
LMAO
When I think about you, I touch my elf. - The C Word
CLASSIC!!..LMAO!!
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m ****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful model woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Congrats The C Word, Country_Gal, and TV. C Word, you are on a roll babay.
haha...Good ones
That's one of the funniest winners in a while! Way to go C Word. ROTFLMAOPIMP
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Santa Baby, just hurry down my chimney tonight...
Hey, I found a half-sucked peppermint... BONUS!
The kids cried too.
The wheels on the sled go round and round...
Man on bus next kissing santas:
"I did not buy a ticket for this fuckery!"
Merry Xmas! :)
www.realitybedroom.com
The Schappell twins's Santa costume didn't go down very well with the public.
Santa doing some Hood Rat stuff on the subway, its a typical day in the neighbourhood.
Santa never had me fooled. Not a second. I knew his name was really St. Dick.
Submitted by OasissisaO on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:29pm.
Bawahahaha!! Good one!!
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Well eff me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
Remember Santas, don't floss your teeth before you suck.....face.
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Santana & Clapton - Jingo
HaHa!
Hardeep just JIZZED. in his. POHNTS!
Haha!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
I wonder if Santa has a dick in a box?
Dashing throught the snow-mo,
Santa is a homo,
We thought he might be gay,
Now it's true to say.
Loving on an guy,
And rubbing on his thigh,
A present with a happy ending,
is all he gets tonight.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells...
Santa's Reindeer vote Yes to 8.
Santa and his "lover" reduced to taking the subway. More after the jump.
Things get a little weird in ZZ Top from time to time.
When told "get in touch with his inner elf", Santa misunderstood and thought Dr. Phil said to "get in touch with an inner-city elf".
"Holy Cow, Jenna Jameson's twins grew up fast! Can I download this movie somewhere?"
***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
Ohhh, Heidi and Spencer! Cut it out....ENOUGH ALREADY!
SamRo, HoHoHoHan and the Grinch.
Obviously the man in the green jacket, is having a little trouble waiting his turn on santas lap
Obviously the man in the green jacket, is having a little trouble waiting his turn on santas lap
"Damn it. Even their clerics are a bunch of infidels!"
There's no beard big enough for Ryan and Simon to hide behind.
Cynthia Nixon couldn't contain herself when Rojo finally was able to wear a beard.
How to be Happy and how to look grumpy.
santa's fucking claus
jgm22
when I think about Yule, I touch myself.
As if heidi and spencer werent trying hard enough the rest of the year to be noticed........
NO SLURRRPIES FORRR YOU! -Apu
Further proof that EMO stands for Elves Making Out.