Friday, December 26th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 24th!
When I think about you, I touch my elf. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Looks like Santa will be calling in gay, so Christmas is cancelled. - Country_Gal
The other passengers were okay with it until he tried to slide down her chimney. - Team Valtrex
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IN MY COUNTRY I AM DOCTOR...IN UNITED STATES I MUST RIDE SUBWAY WITH ANDROGENOUS ELVES AND JERK SLURPEES...
Submitted by Country_Gal on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 6:38pm.
Looks like Santa will be calling in gay, so Christmas is cancelled.
heeheehee
"Well," thought Mr. Hashemi, "you'd never see THAT on Ramadan!"
Look its Lesbians in the City: SamRo and Ho-Ho-HoHan!!!
I'm confused..I see two beards? But there are no straight people in this pic!
Looks like Santa will be calling in gay, so Christmas is cancelled.
OJ Simpson turns his eye at the demonstration of what really happens in prison gets underway.
Who knows? Maybe there's mistletoe over that seat.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Move over Mrs. Claus, Santa's got a brand new beard!
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
its bruce bitch...
Those two have more real parts than the real housewives of Orange County..
Who knew George Lopez was a h8r ??
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Here comes Santa Claus,
Here comes Santa Claus,
right down Santa Claus Lane...
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Samrat wanted two FRONT TEETH for Christmas, not two CUNT QUEEFS.
Take off your panties and bras
Take off your panties and bras
Right next to Samrat Pusan
On the way home from "Toys for Tits" festivities.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus.....
Merry Christmas!
Love, Cynthia and Rojo Caliente
If you haven't been particularly good, there are still ways to get a kick ass gift.
the C Word - "touch my elf" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *dies*
MERRY MERRY BITCHES!!! XOXOXOXOXO
The other passengers were okay with it until he tried to slide down her chimney.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Geez. I wish Ho'sRUs would stop using live models in their subway ads...
You wouldn't be happy either with Pete and Ashely working on baby #2 right next to you!
Santa and Mrs Claus didn't let the recession get them down, but the same can't be said for Kumar ex-head elf who's job now is to clean up reindeer shit.
" WHILE VISIONS OF CURRIED GOAT DUNG PLUMS DANCED IN HIS HEAD.."
"Let me smell that?" "Bitch, your dick smells like gingerbread!"
The obvious consequence of gay marriage.
Even with costumes and fake beards, Asshole and Vagina Wentz can't hide the douche and breast milk stench.
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Scrooge was totally Bah Humbug as the santas jingled all the way!
its a MK christmas. happy holidays!!!!!!
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merry christmas sluts
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
Mmmmmmmph. Goddamn Lezzie Clauses. Just ain't right. Mmmm-mmmm.
Coming out of the Santa Closet.
"Oh my god" shrieked Lezlo, "these matching Santa Clause jumpsuits are going to make such a splash at the Ronson family hannukah party."
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my futures so bright i need shades to see.
"In Indian we would be stoning these two to death."
Riding the L Word train.
Man to the Right: Why am I always stuck on the train with the crazies around the holiday seasons?
With the economy being in a ressesion it was only Natural for the Clauses to find another means of Transportation!
A true Christmas miracle! Sam is cured and Linsay is sober! Have a Merry HOhan Christmas!
Even Santa is pro-Prop 8.
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
HMMMPH!!! I've seen better action in a cereal ad!
the trollsens discover the true meaning of christmas this yearr
WHILST THE SANTAS SMOOCH, PRUVUNKIMAR PATEL IS DROPPING A CURRY LOADED DEUCE IN SANTA'S BAG...
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Jingle, jingle, jingle! You can hear...someone's bells ring!
Ghafoor laments "My wife Shimpy had better appreciate that I found this unique Christmas lawn decoration, at the last minute! I'm pissed though tomorrow it will be 50% off!"
Happy Christmahanakwanzika y'all!
Baboo is STILL pissed at Jerry for being deported.
I hope these f*cking elves appreciate it when my curry kicks in.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:53am.
When I think about you, I touch my elf.
DING! DING! We have a winnah!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
When I think about you, I touch my elf.
:P
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
BAH HOBAG!
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A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
If getting turned on by two gayelle Santas frenching on the subway is wrong, Sandeep doesn't want to be right.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Santa only cums once a year, why must it be all over Pruvunkimar's llama skin coat?
Hey Pete and Ashlee...you're still annoying in Santa Hats...and yes, we can still see your chins!