Friday, December 26th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 24th!
When I think about you, I touch my elf. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Looks like Santa will be calling in gay, so Christmas is cancelled. - Country_Gal
The other passengers were okay with it until he tried to slide down her chimney. - Team Valtrex
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Sitting on Santa's lap this way gives the phrase "North Pole" new meaning.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Prop 8 passes by a landsllide at the North Pole.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you kiss bad or good.
So French him for goodness' sake!
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Leon is pretty pissed because his "NO MAKING-OUT SANTAS" T-shirt is at the cleaners.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
DEAR SANTA, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A REALLY ANGRY SUBWAY INDIAN...
LITTLE HABIB
Submitted by PoilsGrilles on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 7:26am.
Election's over, Barack Obama can show his true feelings about gay marriage.
That was awesome!
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I saw Santa kissing .. Santa Claus?!?
Underneath the grumpy Indian guy
I know they consulted him for help, but why does Cesar Milan keep on hanging out with Pete and Asslee??
Lindsay and SamRo will go to great lengths to disguise their relationship.
Poor Rajeeb, he knows he's been a good boy all year and wonders why santa ain't giving him a present.
IN MY COUNTRY, THEY KILL WOMEN FOR WEARING SNEAKERS. .....
A contestant opts out as the "Double Shot at Love" Christmas episode takes an ugly turn.
Jagatprabhu didnt mind the kissing, it was the girls smelly flatulance that disgusted him.
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
Ho, ho, ho. No really, she's a ho, ho, ho.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Enjoy the whori-days.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
"Have Yourself a Very Little Kiss-tmas Time,
Let your heart be light.
From now on our troubles will be out of sight."
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Bah humpbags!
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Frosty the Indian man was not a very jolly soul.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
The crappy economy has finally gotten to Heidi and Spencer. They had a low-rent Christmas photo shoot that farmed out the elf work to India.
Don't be a Screwge.
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Guy on right: I am so tied of all dees Santa Hos. I no understand dis.
Hey I'm just trying to find out what Santa has in his sack for me.
Hey Mister, You better not pout and I am telling you why, Santa Claus is Cummin to Town.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Good one WTFOMGROFL or whatever that was! VERY GOOD! Loved it. Pole her express!!! LOLOLOLOL!
What? That song was a classic when I was a kid. "I saw Daddy fucking Santa Claus...."
Merry Kissmas
What the elf are you looking at, asshole?
The Pole-her Express.
Even Santa knows, South Pole elves are the biggest ho-ho-ho's.
HA! I knew it along that Mrs. Claus was bearding for Santa.
Election's over, Barack Obama can show his true feelings about gay marriage.
I sure wish we had Christmas in India. Ganesh only gives me his trunk.