Christmas Eve Crumbs

I'd like to burn my eyes out with bleach now...thank you very much...!

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WyleE said, "Don't let anyone tell you people from different cultures cannot live together in harmony. It can be done!!"

Course it can! If everyone had snow, if only at Christmas/midwinter, the human race would get along much better. Of course, that's just my theory. It's hard to be mad when you're making snowmen.

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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull

And because I'm not yet bored enough...I just noticed the woman's practically got a comb over going on up there. Or needs one. Ugh.

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@DEb et al....

Thanks for the project. I might actually sleep now.

ANYWHORE, I looked at those pics and was ALMOST gonna side with you...but then I noticed some things. It seems to me that Donatella is a woman of fluctuating weight. She was quite thin a couple of years ago and then got heavier. Continuing through you can see that, recently, she's become thinner and thinner. (way to go, Mommy)

She may have just had those funbags put in because losing weight can do some pretty sad things to your titties, especially if you're older. It would also change the shape of her face. As for the shape of her head - I haven't seen one pic where that would be obvious - she wears a LOT of weave....And the defining factor on her nose is it's wideness, which is REALLY hard to note behind those glasses...

Like I said - just cuz I needed sumthin to bore me:)

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I'm seriously eating some Jack Link's original beef jerky right now and this has suprisingly not ruined my appetite! I do feel the need to walk into a Versace store and purchase their entire collection of leather though...

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:01pm.
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I knew something was wrong! Deb you said it! I looked at the full-length pic in the Daily Mail and I was surprised cause I was sure that Donatella didn't have such slender, muscular calves

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Here's a better picture. Donatella's head is not shaped like that. Her nose is flatter, her brow more pronounced. She weighs more. The real tell is the calves. The real Donatella has thick, even swollen looking calves. This woman's are too thin.

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/Sn6QCpcNTY0/Donatella+Versace+Beach+Male+...

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

If that's her then that's really sad. She looks like a turkey drumstick. Further proof that money can't buy happiness.

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Yikes. And she's only 53 years old.

I just spent 20 minutes looking at the Versace entry at Wiki, then went to the official website. The collection is intensely beautiful. The family story is tragic. Allegra inherited 50% of the Versace company. Donatella only has 20% of it. If I were Allegra I'd be holding a giant turkey leg in one hand, a stien of beer in the other, just getting happy fat, and saying (ala Southpark), "screw you guys---I'm goin' home!!"

My god. She just doesn't need that kind of pressure to be thin. She's wealthy beyond belief.

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

That's just sad. *shiver*

As far as Jennifer A., they should have photoshopped that big huge chin of hers that always has a zit/wart on it. They should have at least shrunk it by an inch and removed the zit/wart.

Fright Night at the beach!

VerscAuszcwitcs

fried chicken.

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I don't buy that that's Donatella Versace. First, Donatella has freaky Madame puppet cheeks and Beach Jerky's cheeks are too flat (actually, they seem to be the only normal-looking thing on her freakish skeleton). Donatella hasn't had white bleached blond hair in years. She's gone yellow blond and stayed that way for a long time. Also, Versace's always squishing her skinny-fat body into corsets and has fat rolls spilling over her tops. Beach Jerky doesn't have enough fat on her entire body to form a roll over a boob. Here are a couple of recent photos of Versace; one from late October and one from only three weeks ago. I can see why a lot of people may think it's her but I think that the cheek structure and boobs are way too different. Versace may have implants but she still has some flop. Beach Jerky looks like she cut a baseball in half and had the halves glued onto her skeleton.

http://tinyurl.com/8quxkc

http://tinyurl.com/9mpsln

Donatella is suffering from old age dementia. I'm convinced of it. Look at her gross fucking ass in that hideously not right for her bikini?? She is straight up delusional! Does she not have friends? Can't she buy some??? The muslim look would suit her much better.

In a quick search, 25 top-flight blogs and news sites say it's Donatella; some of the other pix, in profile, look exactly like her; and a bunch of smart bloggers are not going to say it's her and risk suit unless they're sure it's her (take TMZ: Harvey Levin vets everything). She's always had bad plastic surgery, ruined lips, a scary, masculine face, fake tits, a cheesy ass, and wide hips (2 kids). She's also always had an addiction to tanning and coke and a major eating disorder. Madonna’s brother claims he went on a three-day coke bender with Donatella. He wouldn’t risk publishing that unless he had facts to back it up. All that abuse takes its toll.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1101666/Youve-Tangoed-Skinn...

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 4:24pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:17pm.

Happy Boxing Day Bints!
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tomorrow - roo breath!

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thanks, loon plucker!

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Submitted by Sausage Fingers on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:33pm.

Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:15pm.
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I am SO totally not being facetious when I ask: Are you talking to yourself? I think you ARE! LOL!

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My thoughts exactly. Guess whoever that is didn't have a holly jolly Christmas. So sad. Not.

I have an all day day pass to surf Dlisted from Baby Jesus himself. We were smoking a fatty together, and told him I was gonna cut a few stupid relatives if I didn't have a distraction. Jesus said-no worries, I understand, and gave me the pass.

Hey CharlesMason! Jesus is pissed you didn't invite for dinner and shit today. He wants to know what is up with that....he thought you his bff.

Payday came and with it beer.

~~Rudyard Kipling~~

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:17pm.

Happy Boxing Day Bints!
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tomorrow - roo breath!

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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.

o man. i fell asleep on the couch today and had a dream that my mother bought me a Lisa Simpson doll on crack, with clothes designed by Phoebe Price; and in the dream all i wanted to do was tell MK!

Merry Xmas, bishes!

Christmas was yesterday for us on this side of the pond...

But to all the American sluts, I say...

Merry Christmas!!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:20pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:17pm.
Happy Boxing Day Bints!

haha, I'm american, but my mom is off the boat from england, we so do boxing day.
"handing you some Marmite"

===Marmite on buttery toast...mmmm. I was surprised to find out that murkuns don't do Boxing Day. I should say, murkuns don't *get* Boxing Day, i.e. they don't get a day off work. Ripped off! Fancy having to go to work the day after Xmas, na nada couldn't do it.

@ WyleE: Wonderful post and the truth! The Ontario Mills mall and the outlet shops on the 10 had pretty much every nationality/ethnicity/religious group represented in its teeming masses -- and some veeeery hot men of every flavor -- but I digress in my post-menses horniness, so HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL MY HOT BITCHES AND NEVER EVER LET THE DICKWADS MAKE YOU BELIEVE THEIR SHITASTIC FANTASIES OF DESTRUCTION!!! Let them be miserable all by their lonesomes! I truly believe the universe will drag us all kicking and screaming to a better world :)

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:17pm.
Happy Boxing Day Bints!

haha, I'm american, but my mom is off the boat from england, we so do boxing day.
"handing you some Marmite"

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Happy Boxing Day Bints!

(multiple poo times)

I'm starting to entertain the theory that the (only) reason we exist on this planet, is to maketh poo. Future thesis.

Submitted by my liver hurts on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:12pm.
I am so not being facetious when I say, damn, you don't even stop on Christmas, that is so sad.

Um, not every culture celebrates this, and even some christians such as myself chose not to make a big deal of the day.
"handing you your multi-cultural handbook."

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

I am so not being facetious when I say, damn, you don't even stop on Christmas, that is so sad.

I got wine at my local murder mart...
MERRY WHATEVER YOU HOT BEECHES!
the best part of the day, my son is sucked into his new toys, dinner's at mom's in about an hour, no cooking times for my lazy azzz today...

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Submitted by Sausage Fingers on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:33pm.

Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:15pm.
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I am SO totally not being facetious when I ask: Are you talking to yourself? I think you ARE! LOL!

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And that picture explains why her daughter is anorexic. Looking at that every day is enough to put the strongest person off their food!

On a brighter note... Happy Christmas from Dubai my DListed Sluts!!

We went and had lunch at the indoor ski field. It was decorated with Xmas trees. MENTAL!

The best thing about it was looking around at the other people... the other guests were local Emirati Muslims, Pakistani Sikhs, Japanese Buddhists, English, Philippino and Eastern European Christians and probably a whole lot more that could not be identified from their dress or speech.

In this articial snow mall, amongst all these people eating and laughing together, the spirit of Christmas was there in a way I have never seen it before.

Don't let anyone tell you people from different cultures cannot live together in harmony. It can be done!!

That's it for my sentiment for the year. Pass the booze!!!

Wishing everyone a slutty Christmas and new year!
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"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.

Chefcammi. TPTB won't let us buy booze today. WTF is up with that? How can I survive the relatives without the liquid muscle relaxant? I'm not Christian, so I should be able to my fav vodka ANYTIME today. The only thing open is Walgreens and a few party stores. I don't need Slim Jims. I NEED BOOZE.

On a related note, is MK passed out in a pile drool with his cutey dog pissing on his head yet? I wish that was me. Then I could dodge being in the family picture. Hahaha...

Payday came and with it beer.

~~Rudyard Kipling~~

Goodness Gracious! What in the world?!

This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill

Christmas Schmishmas! Get that ass up & post something MK..NOW!

yeah, sometimes I want to say "mornin sluts!" on my facebook. Trouble is I run my business from it, well to do business too, so it might kinda ruin my image. lol! tempted tho, sorely. I just said "fuk u" to someone on facebook, oh well. They wound me up laughin because i was watching a friggin kids movie. Next thin i knew it came out lmao. That will teach them to ask what im doing then judge rofl.

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Daddy Spears is a fucking legend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
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Yeah, I dont know why Mr Spears is such a grump - I mean:

1) he is a totally hunky-looking piece of man, hawg-jowls and all - and the way he says "dumb fuck" is adorable! Sooo cute!

2) he has a daughter whose claim to fame is that she has the most well-known tee-tee hole in the entire universe.

3) he has ANOTHER daughter who is almost as good at attention-seeking as daughter #1 - she ain't flashed her kitty yet, but I'm shore she will soon.

Cheer up, Mr Spears - and count all your blessings, sweetheart!

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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

My Xmas wish? To have ONE grocery store open unti just NOON (even though it's now 118pm here).... thats all... just ONE FRIGGIN STORE OPEN- other than our trusty liquor store guys ;)

Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!

Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:15pm.

MERRY JIZZMASS YEW FOOLS ! GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND HAZ A LYFE WHY DON'T YA? GO DRINK SOME SOUR EGG NOG AND PUT SUM SUMMER'S EVE IN IT....

GO OUT SIDE AND STEP IN DOG SHIT...

GET OFF THE F****** COMPUTER ALLREADY !

HO HO HO ! YOU TRASHY SLUTS ..

PULL THE PLUG ON IT FER ONE DAY !!

___________________ LOOK AT WHO BE TALKING DEEP HO. YEW MAY LEAVE BUT YEW JEST COME BACK AS SOMEONE ELSE. YEW AINT NO JOO AND YEW AINT NO JERSEY HO. OWNED SLIDER STYLE. C.C.
YEW NEED TO PULL DA PLUG AND COME OUT DA BASEMENT,WHILE YOU AT IT LET YER 345768242675 CATS AND GORDO GO.

Merry Christmas, you sluts. (Sometimes I am tempted to address my friends on Facebook as "you sluts" or "hey, bitches", but remembere there's a line and it's sort of an insult IRL and not a term of endearment as it is here. Do you all do that, too?)

And, I hate Christmas and cannot wait for it to be over. My kids are lucky that my husband is good about Xmas because otherwise they wouldn't know what it was.

MERRY JIZZMASS YEW FOOLS ! GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND HAZ A LYFE WHY DON'T YA? GO DRINK SOME SOUR EGG NOG AND PUT SUM SUMMER'S EVE IN IT....

GO OUT SIDE AND STEP IN DOG SHIT...

GET OFF THE F****** COMPUTER ALLREADY !

HO HO HO ! YOU TRASHY SLUTS ..

PULL THE PLUG ON IT FER ONE DAY !!

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:38pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:29pm.

Seems Angel agrees with me--and she's an angel. I know something about catharsis. Just take the plunge--maybe one photo to get your feet wet? Think of it as a dear Xmas prezzy to the rest of us
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Ahhh I don't think so. Those pics are more *Drunken Stepfather* then Dlisted...I wouldn't want to offend your gentle sensibilities....(ok *now* I'm laughing)

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Chocolat
xoxoxox

Merry Christmas to MK and all the other sluts!

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:37pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:34pm.
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Hi Angel! Merry Xmas..did you have a great morning with your daughter?
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SO lovely. The weather here is PERFECT! There is white snow all around and it's warm and sunny. After (modest) gifts (Triscuit made me feel downright cheap!;\ lol)and breakie we went for a LONG walk just doin' what we do (a LOT of talking;p). Just gorgeous. It does help that my child is the most perfect human ever born =D She's at the neighbours' now screaming at his huge screen about Pac Man or somesuch...they have a Wii too...

How was yours?

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:29pm.

Seems Angel agrees with me--and she's an angel. I know something about catharsis. Just take the plunge--maybe one photo to get your feet wet? Think of it as a dear Xmas prezzy to the rest of us.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:34pm.
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Hi Angel! Merry Xmas..did you have a great morning with your daughter?

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Chocolat
xoxoxox

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:29pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:24pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:22pm.

Has your therapist suggested it might be cathartic to post photos online?
You know, to put it behind you?
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hahahahahahahahaha...why no Sheeps he hasn't..funnily enough, you're the only one who suggests that.
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O *I* think it's a very good idea; VERY cathartic:) You know - purging and all that!

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Even though these are Christmas EVE crumbs, I logged in to say Merry Christmas, MK!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:20am.

Merry Christmas everyone!
Damn, you sluts were up all night!

BTW, that is NOT Donatella!
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I know, right? I keep tryna tell them and they keep starting all over! LOL!

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