Wednesday, December 24th 2008
Christmas Eve Crumbs
Fried turkey jerky alert! Donatella Verace in a bikini has ruined my Christmas - Just Jared
Jessica Biel is a dykey elf - Hollywood Tuna
Daddy Spears is a fucking legend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jenny Aniston admits the obvious - I'm Not Obsessed
Wall Street has gone to the chipmunks - Hollywood Rag
Don't give your chimp a popcorn popper - Towleroad
Fishy should keep her face covered by that blue purse at all times - Socialite Life
That gayelle on Private Practice counterfiles for divorce from her fake husband - E! Online
Vintage Keanu Reeves - SOW
Separated at claymation - Cityrag
Why isn't international supermodel Phoebe Price on this cover?! - Popbytes
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:22pm.
Has your therapist suggested it might be cathartic to post photos online? You know, to put it behind you?
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hahahahahahahahaha...why no Sheeps he hasn't..funnily enough, you're the only one who suggests that.
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Chocolat
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*sigh* I can't sleep.
But I LOVE circus elephants! I love elephants.
HERE is a LOVELY site that everyone should see at the holiday!:
http://www.ashesandsnow.org/
No lie - it's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. And it has elephants! =) (sorry joe)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:22pm.
Has your therapist suggested it might be cathartic to post photos online? You know, to put it behind you?
That pic made me cry...Seasons greetings to the Westsiders...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:52am.
Why? Did you have a bad experience with circus elephants at one time?
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My therapist has advised me not to talk about it, Sheeps. Much as I'd love to share the whole nasty *trunk between the thighs* and *staring into and elephants eyeballs* story...
*curling up and sobbing with box of wine*
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Chocolat
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HOLY CRAP! Is that pic for real?? Nice implants. *vomits*
Merry Christmas, Sluts!!!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:52am.
Why? Did you have a bad experience with circus elephants at one time?
YESSSS!!!!!! I got another cat for Christmas!!!!!
WTF is up witht hat woman's skin?
Submitted by Whaddagonnado on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:35am.
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I agree with you and let me add to that list circus animals like elephants and *dancing* bears. Ugggg.
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Photoshopping Bob Balaban's face on Courtney Love's body is not funny.
I have to say it's disappointing that people continue to find these chimp videos amusing. It's cruel and inhumane to dress an animal up as a human under the guise of it being entertaining. When this young chimp (yes, he's very young, that's why he's still small enough to be controlled by a human) grows bigger and stronger, and is no longer considered to cute or manageable, he will be sold to a lab, circus or killed. It's called exploitation. And it's right up there with the monkey who is forced to serve patrons in some Japanese restaurant that was also posted on this site. (you'll notice the monkey in that video had a CHAIN around it's neck). These animals don't apply for these jobs voluntarily. I hope folks consider these 'amusing' videos in a different light and see them for what they really are. Let's leave chimps, monkeys and non-domesticated animals in the jungle, and keep humans out. OK. Rant over. Merry Old Man Winter.
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20061220010742AAX6j0b
Merry Christmas everyone!
Damn, you sluts were up all night!
BTW, that is NOT Donatella!
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
No way she's only 53
Cover yourself you nasty old broad or take it to a private beach
No one wants to see that
Merry Christmas slaaags!!
Wtf is wrong with Donatella? Has she caught her daughters allergic reaction to food. Holy crap!
Submitted by ocd can be good on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 10:53am.
I hope your shifts go smoothly and quickly with minimal problemos.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 10:38am.
My brother brought venison tenderloin from a buck he shot. No pieces of snout, hoof, or chitlin though.
I'm still not over the guilt.
*shifty eyes*
Don't tell PETA.
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Well fuck me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
@Ford-Prefect:
MM-MM good!..ain't nothin' like homemade headcheese..will all the toenails, ear hair, scrotal sac, floor scrapings and other delectables intact! YUMMAYYY!
You poor thang. I can barely imagine the look of joy on your face when you saw that on the table! Want me to send you a gallon of my wonderful margaritas? It will make those snouts go down more smoothly.
Happy holidays to all and enjoy drinking. I have to work 7 nights straight starting the shift of the 25th so I envy you.
Happy Holidays to all! Thank you for making me laugh Michael K. and all the intelligent and funny posters that post on this site!
As for Donatella Versnatche, she is one fug heffer. Rich ass bitch..but fug.
Michael have a safe trip!
Have a safe and happy holiday.
In honor of the walking human jerky with obvious implants (*shudder*), what is the grossest thing you saw on the holiday table so far? Me- relatives' buffet with home made head cheese. Hurl! I know the shit has pig in it, but I could had done without seeing actual bits of snout. I'M getting barfy just typing this. Forgot the blood sausage. Gag. Whatever happen to just chips and dip?
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Just a quick drive-by to wish all you ho ho ho's a happy whatever you're celebrating!
Merry Christmas (and Happy Hanukkah, and day before Kwanzaa, and whatever else I missed) guys!
Here are some dogs decorating a Xmas tree:
http://www.kutyasuli.hu/
MK, i think she ruined everybody's xmas. not just yours! fair enough i guess :| we're all suffering together now.
DING!! done!!
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kitty side eye!
http://www.sockandawe.com/
THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
i'm the only one up @ my house =(
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:49am.
Nighty night TV! Merry fucking Christmas ya big hunka man fun! *smooches*
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:42am.
I remember when I was six, I got a baseball glove that looked just like the bitch in the picture. Those lips caused so many errors that I never got drafted for the major leagues.
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Speaking of lips, I think Donatella might be trying to kiss her knees.
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I'm out too, mytwo, I don't want to run the risk of being on topic again, and my liver is already too marinated. Merry fucking whatever holiday you got!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:32am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:27am.
Aww, I know her better than that. She straps them to the roof rack in sunny weather.
Still don't end up as tanned and leathery as the bitch in the pic though! HA! On Topic THREE TIMES in one night!!!!!! Merry xmas, bitches, it isn't happening again!
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LOL! *chants* Mother of the Year!!
TV, what's 'on topic'? hehe. Oh alright, I'll do one. Donatella looks like a microwaved leather handbag...ugh, that's all I got.
Night Skydie! I'll post it on youtube for ya!!
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MyTwo: I've gotta go...I'll check out the video tomorrow....don't let me down! :)
Nite :)
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
I remember when I was six, I got a baseball glove that looked just like the bitch in the picture. Those lips caused so many errors that I never got drafted for the major leagues.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:27am.
***Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:25am.***
*using both hands*
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Hey!! Hands off bitch TV is MINE!!! *looks up* *sees one hand wanders over to MyTwoCents* Uh, OH! Um, nevermind. Carry on.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:32am.
He taught me everything I know.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:27am.
Aww, I know her better than that. She straps them to the roof rack in sunny weather.
Still don't end up as tanned and leathery as the bitch in the pic though! HA! On Topic THREE TIMES in one night!!!!!! Merry xmas, bitches, it isn't happening again!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:23am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:19am.
I just remember what it was like to be a kid because, like most guys, mentally I'm six.
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I'd argue that point but mah six year old nephew asked his mom to tape the Victoria's Secret show on TV!! And he's six!! I'm so proud :)
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*one hand wanders over to MyTwoCents*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:20am.
That is downright cruel, TV! It's Christmas, you know....they should at least be allowed to ride in the trunk.
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Hahaha! Happy XMas times bitch!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:25am.
obviously, not your first drink. Possibly your eleventh.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
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*using both hands*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:20am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:19am.
Use both hands, it's christmas.
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But then I'd have to put down mah drink...*looking at drink* *looking at TVs ass* *dropping drink*...
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I guess Tara Reid skipped out of rehab???
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:20am.
ok, just this once, but only because it's christmas
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:19am.
I just remember what it was like to be a kid because, like most guys, mentally I'm six. We ♥ allll the presents, we'll come back and pick our favs.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:10am.
I put them in my glove box, then I drive them back to BestBuy. A 10 year old doesn't need an IPOD. ***
That is downright cruel, TV! It's Christmas, you know....they should at least be allowed to ride in the trunk.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:19am.
Use both hands, it's christmas.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:10am.
Hehehe. Grinch! No seriously, you're sober enough to drive? WTF? Don't you know what Xmas is all about?
*Christmas kisses and a little feel of your ass!*
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Merry fucking Christmas as well.
Whew.
stress.
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 5:07am.
I love you guys♥
Big,juicy kisses to everyone♥SmOOOtcheS♥
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Same to you ya breathtaking ho ♥
Don't sweat it, the kids will love everything cos they're kids. And when they get bigger they'll realise all the time and effort you put into making their Christmas's special. Just enjoy it!!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 4:53am.
I put them in my glove box, then I drive them back to BestBuy. A 10 year old doesn't need an IPOD. For what, further Hannah Montana's career? Send that shit to TeamValtrex c/o dlisted. Seriously, I would just mix it in with the normal presents. Trust me, they'll keep going on the unwrapping. There might be ferrari keys in there or something.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.