Wednesday, December 24th 2008
Christmas Eve Crumbs
Fried turkey jerky alert! Donatella Verace in a bikini has ruined my Christmas - Just Jared
Jessica Biel is a dykey elf - Hollywood Tuna
Daddy Spears is a fucking legend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jenny Aniston admits the obvious - I'm Not Obsessed
Wall Street has gone to the chipmunks - Hollywood Rag
Don't give your chimp a popcorn popper - Towleroad
Fishy should keep her face covered by that blue purse at all times - Socialite Life
That gayelle on Private Practice counterfiles for divorce from her fake husband - E! Online
Vintage Keanu Reeves - SOW
Separated at claymation - Cityrag
Why isn't international supermodel Phoebe Price on this cover?! - Popbytes
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I love you guys♥
Big,juicy kisses to everyone♥SmOOOtcheS♥
Goodnight!
Thanks.
P.S-I did not buy those gifts for the little demons,their "father" did.
I wrote father in quotes because he sucks at EVERYTHING but buying them stuff.I gotta do it all,then he gets to rush in and buy shit.Ass~Fuck.
I hate him!
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Hey angel_i! Merry Christmas! Have a fabulous day tomorrow. We had a great day here and now I'm about to crack open the second bottle of Cab Sav and crawl to the couch for some lie down time!!
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@Triscuit: Dayum, gurl! Put them anywhere!
Your kids are lucky enough as it is without logistics;p
OMG I HAVE TO GO TO BED! I've been on a Christmas high all day. Ack!
One more for the road: HAPPY HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!
HO HO HO! (nawmsayin'?;p)
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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 4:53am.
I'm guessing you'd like the 'special' presents opened last?
OK, if you get up at the same time as the kids to open pressies, I'd put the special ones with all the other but with a note on top. You can read them this letter (from Santa -- right on top of the 'special' gifts) that says: "Dear kiddies. These presents must be opened last". Something like that.
Would that work?
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haha I wrote 6 year old BOT!!!!
SuriBot!
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 4:43am.
What up Triscuit? And Merry Xmas hobag!
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Anyone here...I have a question....?
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
happy xmas, mani!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:15am.
....@ Joe
yes , I'm on bottle number 2 of Baileys and getting very buzzed ....Merry Christmas, my friend!...and to all a great night!...
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...all I want for Christmas is a new ShamWow....and the big titty maker and an onion chopper and a Flowbee...and all the Chia Pets....
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And exquisite lucite strapless heels!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:19am.
@Angel, have you seen Hef's 2008 Christmas Card with the twins? BORING.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/23/hefs-christmas-card-bodyp_n_153...
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GAWD! No wonder Holly left. It spazzed her out so much she flip flopped right into Criss Angel's arms just like the cold fish she is;p
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Heidi Montag's bikini pic in 2060. Thanks a lot Christmas of the future!
Just wanted to wish all of you dlisted hos a merry Christmas.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:44am.
Hey! At least Slim Jims know when they're done!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Damn, this pic has completely ruined my affinity for nacho-flavored Slim Jims, dammit!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
CYA TV - Meeeerrry Chrismoose.
Nite, AB, have a great day!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@Angel, have you seen Hef's 2008 Christmas Card with the twins? BORING.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/23/hefs-christmas-card-bodyp_n_153...
Nite sluts. I'm caffeinated and off to start the day. Have a great Christmas and hope your hangovers aren't killers. Eat plenty of good food for me.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:10am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:01am.
It's not Donatella.
==We've been HAD! I'm sure D has bigger lips. And since when has she ever worn zinc cream! Pfffft.
Angel, the twins have just done their photo shoot on Girls of the Playboy Mansion...waaaay behind.
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It's cockblocked! Or everyone's lost interest - it's not getting uploaded. DAAAAAYUM!
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Aw, Paris is holding a baby! Call 911!
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-04/04/xinsrc_56203052810414841850...
Ew. Donatella has a wannabe:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/Chrissi81/donatella_versace18.jpg
Argh. I can't find it...but it's funny - when you Google "older" or "elderly" socialite - the first thing you get is Paris;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:01am.
It's not Donatella.
==We've been HAD! I'm sure D has bigger lips. And since when has she ever worn zinc cream! Pfffft.
Angel, the twins have just done their photo shoot on Girls of the Playboy Mansion...waaaay behind.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:02am.
like those dimwits who bathed in the tubs at kfc!
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:04am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:01am.
It's not Donatella.
You're right, Tom Petty grew moobies.
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LOL! No - it's some other leatheresque socialite. I wonder if I Google that I get her name...?
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I'm still fucked up and sweating my ass off after putting out the kiddies gifts. More drinkies then I'm off to slumberland. Maybe I'll slam some Nyquil too.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 3:01am.
It's not Donatella.
You're right, Tom Petty grew moobies.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:55am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:45am.
I think she may have basked in a deepfryer.
==Trudat. Deep fried Donatella. Bitch got some deep fried guts to wear a damn bikini. Iron clad ego.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:54am.
The third world of France. Yes, I've had Cadbury plenty, but not the one you showed me. Plus the French like their chocolate dark.
It's not Donatella.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:45am.
I think she may have basked in a deepfryer.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
....and I may be drunk, but that is not Donatella....
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...all I want for Christmas is a new ShamWow....and a Clapper....and all the Chia pets....
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:49am.
Hey sandbitch. I know you bitches do it up good for Xmas down undah. I've been traveling alot in the last 2 months and I'm forever looking for that Cadbury shit you once showed me.
==you meaning the awesome cadbury gorilla? You mean to say you ain't never had CADBURY'S CHOC? What 3rd world country do you live in?
Cadbury Gorilla
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo
Her softballs are starting to droop.
http://www.siliconeholocaust.org/
...I have cooked my ass off tonight- from shrimp to hot cheese dip to meatballs to cupcakes to pasta salad and all the extras......and cleaned up every body's shit............now I'm getting shitfaced.....cheers my friends!......Jappy Holidays, er, I mean Happy Holidays!.....
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...all I want for Christmas is a new ShamWow....and the big titties maker and a Flowbee....oh ya, and that oniion chopper thing...
Well, Christmas Day is just about done downunder. I'm about to nestle in and watch Housewives of NYC. We may be ahead in the time zone but we are the fuck way behind in the tv stakes. We still don't got Housewives of ATLANTA WTF!!
Hey sandbitch. I know you bitches do it up good for Xmas down undah. I've been traveling alot in the last 2 months and I'm forever looking for that Cadbury shit you once showed me.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:45am.
Good Godfather look at Donatella! Too much time basking in the sun. Tara Reid take note.
I worked for a plastic surgeon once and he said "the sun is more aging than time itself". Fuck is he right or what. Sunblock bitches!!
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She makes the pro-ana Olsen troll look positively fat.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:35am.
LOL Zing. That bitch looks like the Christmas duck I had last night- crispy. And color me impressed on the cooking. And rewiring. And you probably write books in your spare time in addition to being so important that you have an assistant. You're making me look bad over here. I like guys like you though. All handy and stuff. This bf I have now doesn't know how to do shit for himself. It's so annoying.
Good Godfather look at Donatella! Too much time basking in the sun. Tara Reid take note.
I worked for a plastic surgeon once and he said "the sun is more aging than time itself". Fuck is he right or what. Sunblock bitches!!
Cooking? For ones self?
Barbaric.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:25am.
I take xmas week off to cook, I have 30 guests to prepare for. No specialty really, just love to show off that a guy can cook and not be Bobby Flay. I'm self taught, I consider it an instinct more than a skill, just experiment until you figure out what works and what doesn't. I took the same approach when I rewired my house.
Donatella's plastic surgeon is apparently trying the same approach. On Topic AGAIN!!! I'm ON FIRE!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:17am.
Damn, you are serious in the kitchen. Barely room for vodka? That's a crime. What would you say your specialty is? Xmas, or otherwise. (with food, food, get your mind out of the gutter, it's Xmas for Christ's sake!) Also, with your assistant giving you that gift, you sound all important like. Like you have to make time to cook. I have to give it to bitches who can cook, it's a skill I don't have.
WHY oh why do I ALWAYS leave everything to the last minute? Because it is SO important that I copy and paste Overheard In New York into DListed? Because it is SO important that I get to play GTA 3 because I got a taste of GTA while hanging out with the kids? Because it is SO important that I learn every word to both lines in THIS song? WHY?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ml_YbgJsQ
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:09am.
It's not all good, I barely left room for the vodka, and I have a standing rib roast to get in the oven in 10 hours.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
....@ Joe
yes , I'm on bottle number 2 of Baileys and getting very buzzed ....Merry Christmas, my friend!...and to all a great night!...
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...all I want for Christmas is a new ShamWow....and the big titty maker and an onion chopper and a Flowbee...and all the Chia Pets....
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:07am.
I'm a jellus h8ter right now. MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 2:03am.
Working on the bottle of vodka my assistant gave me, with one ice cube and a single drop of 7up. I had the massive meal in your absence, and dayum, I'm an artist in the kitchen!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I mean besides two bottles of delicious Bailey's?
Mahaatma! You're killing a bottle of Baileys?
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Chocolat
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:57am.
Nope, just french. The "real feast" is supposed to be today. Which means a fancy turkey and fancy veggies and maybe some tarts. Ugh. Not to keep harping on the subject, but WTF kind of Xmas is it without all that good heart attack inducing, sugar coma, gut busting food? Luckily I drowned my sorrows in champagne. What did you ho's drink this fine Xmas eve?
Didn't she get clean? Or ummm..did she lose weight? *desperately looking for a reason*
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Chocolat
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