Wednesday, December 24th 2008
Christmas Eve Crumbs
Fried turkey jerky alert! Donatella Verace in a bikini has ruined my Christmas - Just Jared
Jessica Biel is a dykey elf - Hollywood Tuna
Daddy Spears is a fucking legend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jenny Aniston admits the obvious - I'm Not Obsessed
Wall Street has gone to the chipmunks - Hollywood Rag
Don't give your chimp a popcorn popper - Towleroad
Fishy should keep her face covered by that blue purse at all times - Socialite Life
That gayelle on Private Practice counterfiles for divorce from her fake husband - E! Online
Vintage Keanu Reeves - SOW
Separated at claymation - Cityrag
Why isn't international supermodel Phoebe Price on this cover?! - Popbytes
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Merry Christmas, Michael.
Have a Double Double with a strawberry shake for me. I will be in the OC for two weeks starting with Super Bowl weekend....DD's every other day...maybe more!
...*working on 2nd bottle of Baileys"....
....love you all....Happy Holidays.....
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...all I want for Christmas is a new ShamWow....and a big titty maker and an onion chopper....
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:45am.
Are you sure they weren't some bizarre religious group, or reptile people, as depicted above?
On Topic!!!! WooHoo!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Just dropping in (before I pass out... yes I'm drunk) to say Merry Christmas to everyone! You guys are some of the funniest bitches on the internets and for that I'm very grateful. Helps me get through the day (or the drunken night). Good night!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:38am.
Duck? For xmas? And veggies?
That's food cruelty.
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Meh, that's the french for ya. Basically I would shank a bitch for an InandOut burger. Oh, and did I mention the dessert? Are you ready for this one.......Ice cream.
Start the jingle:
"Oh I heard it through the grapevine,
Raised in the California sunshine,
Don'tcha know I heard it through the grapevine..."
She looks like a basted anorexic turkey.
Nite Socky, Nite Triscy, have a great holiday.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
gotta go be Santa.Talk to you skanks later.
♥much love♥
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Duck? For xmas? And veggies?
That's food cruelty.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
*back flip off top of hamper* *adjusting chesticles & pulling up pj bottoms* Nite. Nite, everybody! Mewwy Cwismas! Gotta go find my Bozo (he's out chasing holiday hwores) before the BF & I go sleepy-sleep. Me lurves you all!!!! *strutting away doing the catwalk Zoolander style* *pointing at Dlisters in the crowd*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:34am.
fucking quit it!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:32am.
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Awwwww,Mama.
We had calamari,shrimp,flounder...more dego food...want me to FedEx some to you?
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:32am.
howdy!
How long til wabbit season?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:30am.
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LMfffAO!!!!!!!!
Yeah I've been hiding boyfriends,getting money from strangers,trying to boot some coke...etc...TOTALLY FUCKING AROUND!♥
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Greetings to all. Glad to see some sluts are still awake. You must all be drunk still. It's 7am here in Paris and I just woke up because I'm soooooo hungry. I miss all the regular Xmas food I saw you bitches talking about all night. At my french bf's house last night, we had duck. Duck. DUCK. With a fuck you side of veggies you might get in a high brow restaurant. So hungry.
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:26am.
That's ok, been busy as hell with holiday prep - arranging bail, checking for loopholes in restraining orders, hiding the nice styrofoam plates, etc, etc.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV=wanted to call you♥
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:20am.
ah gotcha. Like hiding cheese from Mrs K's dog.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:24am.
Exactly, but my relatives have a better nose for cheap whiskey.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:20am.
ah gotcha. Like hiding cheese from Mrs K's dog.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:15am.
Sorry, hiding ANY liquor from my family stretches the boundaries of believability. The joke isn't funny if it's not at least slightly realistic.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:12am.
My sis in law was incarcerated for shoplifting an entire cart of groceries. She's 300 pounds, and that's profiling. Not only were her civil rights violated, I'm pretty sure Sara Lee's were too.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV..Hahhaaaha.I am surprised they didn't know from his heavy breathing!
Ugh
LOL
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:06am.
Nite, Boomsy, say hi to my relatives when they get there. Hide the good china.
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But not the good liquor????????
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:12am.
My Real Doll is solar powered, I got it at Al Gore's garage sale.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:07am.
You can't call me Big Pussy, I'll be lost in the crowd at family reunions.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:08am.
That was completely serious. I really needed a pack of 9volt batteries and a Pez dispenser.
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So...the 9volt battery was for your Real Doll and the Pez dispenser was for your little "blue" pills? Now I understand your disappointment. Your sis in law needs to take tips from Winona cause that bitch made a whole lot of expensive shit disappear. j/k
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
We have the same problem in the Tdot - altho the Italians have all moved
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Is Camarra Pizza still there on Dufferin? Man I miss Toronto food!
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Merry titsmas, Chris. Wait, that came out wrong.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:07am.
James Gandolfini was in my sister's antique store last weekend in Chester, NJ. NO one recognized him until he got out his credit card.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:04am.
Merry Christmas all; time to go snuggle. :)
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Nite. Nite, Boomsy. *soft kiss on cheek*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:03am.
Merry Christmas Boomsy! (oversight - SoR-RaY!:)
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yeah... it must suck to be forgotten...
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:04am.
That was completely serious. I really needed a pack of 9volt batteries and a Pez dispenser.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:04am.
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Love you.You are so funnay.Gonna start calling you Tony Soprano...or Big Pussy.LoL
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:59am.
Merry Christmas, Socky TV Triscuit!
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Angel, Mewwy Cwismas!! I really enjoy the youtube clip with the "hands"...Wow!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Nite, Boomsy, say hi to my relatives when they get there. Hide the good china.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
angel what is Tdot and I Looooove your SoR-RaY!!!
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:01am.
The only "problem" is we are in New Jersey.Not alot of people have great ideas of us.(guidos,douchebags,etc...) LoL
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We have the same problem in the Tdot - altho the Italians have all moved to huge houses in the suburbs now...and now they're cooler than all of us!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 1:01am.
I consider all NJ Italians to be legitimate businessmen, and the sanitation industry and construction industry would die without them.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Merry Christmas all; time to go snuggle. :)
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:57am.
*sending other half of family to boomsy's house*
I realized today that the xmas gifts have really gone down in quality and quantity since my sister in law was incarcerated for shoplifting. The justice system doesn't work.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! You're too much, TV and that's what I lurves about you. You always make me laugh....at your family's expense!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Merry Christmas Boomsy! (oversight - SoR-RaY!:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
The only "problem" is we are in New Jersey.Not alot of people have great ideas of us.(guidos,douchebags,etc...) LoL
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:59am.
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Thanks and same to you,Homeslice!
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Italians DO know how to have fun...tempting, tempting....
In all seriousness, I'm used to it; my husband's military and voluteers to work every Christmas so someone WITH kids will get to stay home. My doggies and I will have a grand time sleeping in.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Merry Christmas, Socky TV Triscuit!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Much Love Socky and TV ♥SmOOOtcheS♥ * little slip of the tongue and a heine pinching*
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
*sending other half of family to boomsy's house*
I realized today that the xmas gifts have really gone down in quality and quantity since my sister in law was incarcerated for shoplifting. The justice system doesn't work.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:52am.
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Come over here,I am Italian,we have plenty of food and kids to go around!♥
##hugggies##
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:50am.
Just got the first half of the family to leave, now I have 12 hours until the next group arrives.
Hi!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.