Wednesday, December 24th 2008
Christmas Eve Crumbs
Fried turkey jerky alert! Donatella Verace in a bikini has ruined my Christmas - Just Jared
Jessica Biel is a dykey elf - Hollywood Tuna
Daddy Spears is a fucking legend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jenny Aniston admits the obvious - I'm Not Obsessed
Wall Street has gone to the chipmunks - Hollywood Rag
Don't give your chimp a popcorn popper - Towleroad
Fishy should keep her face covered by that blue purse at all times - Socialite Life
That gayelle on Private Practice counterfiles for divorce from her fake husband - E! Online
Vintage Keanu Reeves - SOW
Separated at claymation - Cityrag
Why isn't international supermodel Phoebe Price on this cover?! - Popbytes
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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:50am.
Hey guys♥
Waiting for kids to go to sleep(it is like they are on crack) to be Santa!
How is everybody here?
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Hi! Triscuit!! Mewwy Cwismas! BF & I just got back from a party and finishing off a bottle of Cwismas Cheer* *sock monkey hug & smooch*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:40am.
Runners up - Miss Apprehension and Miss Conception from Latin America.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Ah, Christmas kinda stinks when you don't have kids and your family's on the other side of the country...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Hey guys♥
Waiting for kids to go to sleep(it is like they are on crack) to be Santa!
How is everybody here?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:43am.
@Sockie: Work it, girlfriend!!! *2 snaps*
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*catwalk music in the background* *doing another walk on the runway* *singing* I'm too sexy for my....*trips over own foot due to wearing ugly ass Ashley Olsen stilettos* *lands on camera crew & designers sitting in the front row!* *gets tangled in cables and wires* *yelling a la Charles Manson/Jim* FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!! MOVE! YOU BITCHES! MOVE!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@Sockie: Work it, girlfriend!!! *2 snaps*
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I'm not religious or a fashionista or anything, but I swear I saw Donatella's image on a rawhide chew today. And my dog won't touch it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by ESE on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:38am.
merry X-mas(or whatever the hell ya may (celebrate) to all and to all a good drink!
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ESE! *jumping off of hamper into your arms* Don't you dare sidestep! I'm happy to see you! *pouring white russian into a Big Gulp cup* Here! Enjoy!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:39am.
Putting on that 2 piece won her the title of Miss Conceived.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:36am.
Donatella dressed as a slice of bacon to try to steal the title of Ms. Canada.
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She didn't win Ms Canada, but she DID win Miss Steak.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Happy fucking whatever, ESE!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:37am.
Yes, but mine doesn't stutter.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
merry X-mas(or whatever the hell ya may celebrate) to all and to all a good drink!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:28am.
@TV: I saw a doggy sock monkey in the pet section of a local store; no where near as beautiful as our dear Sockie....
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*quickly donning Versace (on topic) Xmas outfit from party* *primping and posing on top of hamper* *doing catwalk on kitchen counter a la Zoolander*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:30am.
Mine is dressed just like her though!
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but can you make yours talk by putting your hand up her yahtzee?
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Donatella dressed as a slice of bacon to try to steal the title of Ms. Canada.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:26am.
Socky!!! What a coincidence, I gave my dog a stuffed monkey for xmas. Forgive him if he chews on you!
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Aaaawwww! How sweet! How many times you gonna toss me in the snow & make your doggie go fetch me? She better watch out cause I'm a pretty good ankle biter. If ya see her walking with a limp...you know why!! lol
ON T: Bitch looks "done." Pun intended.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:31am.
That may have been the real Socky, thinking of the mother in law.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Looking at the picture, I'm not sure you can call Tom Petty's gender reassignment surgery a success.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
The one I saw scared me, TV; it was rather evil looking.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
And she wonders why her child is anorexic
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:28am.
Mine is dressed just like her though!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:24am.
Socky!!!
*tucks loose thread in* *pat pat, smooth smooth*
is that mistletoe i see?
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*flashing cashmere/silk blend chesticles* *sock monkey hug & smooch* I enjoyed the party, but all the coughing freaked the BF a bit. I'm surprised he didn't spray me down with Lysol before we went into the Cuntry Club. LOL! I got to wear a pretty dress and the bannister looked so inviting, but people were taking pics...damnit!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@TV: I saw a doggy sock monkey in the pet section of a local store; no where near as beautiful as our dear Sockie....
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I heard that Donatella was releasing her first rap single under the name C-Hag.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Socky!!! What a coincidence, I gave my dog a stuffed monkey for xmas. Forgive him if he chews on you!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Her skin looks like uncooked bacon. Better yet, sliced ham.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Socky!!!
*tucks loose thread in* *pat pat, smooth smooth*
is that mistletoe i see?
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:18am.
Trade, huh? Tho I've never been to your lovely country, I am overheated here 8 months out of the year. So "cold" is a nice change. On the other hand, some pisco sours.....
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:16am.
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*putting little sock monkey arms around your neck* *squeezing tight* *whispering* Me loves you, Farrah! Happy Holidays! I'm being good. Staying away from germs cause my immune system is shot!! The BF had us leave a bit early...too many people had colds and still showed up for the party. Ew! LOL! I'll see ya tomorrow sometime.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:10am.
I don't mean closed for good; just closed for Easter. It's actually grey, wet, and relatively cold here.
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*PHEW*!! that's one of the only places i do get drunk. The others are speakeasies... and there's 'shine involved.
I got the fan on full blast here. Wanna trade?
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:16am.
hahahahaha. Funny. Can you even find a full-length coat on St Bart's? Maybe a wetsuit.
No matter whether this is Donatella or some other skank ho, she needs to wear a one-piece, at least. Preferably a t-shirt and shorts. And a full-length coat.
Merry Christmas, y'all!
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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:08am.
Oh, my lovely Farrah...from my heart to yours...wishing you a wonderful holiday. This season embraces all cultures and religions and you & Mrs. K make this time of year even more special for me
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Sockie!! oh, you would have been so proud of me! i played dreidel with the kids (mine is "charged")and i ripped off all the kids' gelt! (chocolate coins) bwahahaha!!
Socky, don't forget to get the flu shot and take care of yourself, we missed you so very much when you were sick. For SO long!
♥♥♥ I luvs our Sockie!
I hope you had a great evening with the BF and the that the eeeeveeel bitch-in-law behaved herself. Or even better, didn't show up.
*smooches*
it's almost 2am here, so to all mah beeshes and sluts, i luvs you, you're awesome!
sooo... i guess we'll meet tomorrow... same thread. At least it's not Simon and his hairy manchichis!
Bye, guys!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by Raven on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:44pm.
merry christmas dlisted sluts ...
i have a present for you ... James Haven in another short film .... enjoy!!!
Validation
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Mewwy Cwismas to you, too!! Even though James Haven ("Are you models?") had a small part, I enjoyed the entire short film. "Next!" It made me smile.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:04am.
I don't mean closed for good; just closed for Easter. It's actually grey, wet, and relatively cold here.
Best holiday wishes to you, F.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:57pm.
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Oh, my lovely Farrah...from my heart to yours...wishing you a wonderful holiday. This season embraces all cultures and religions and you & Mrs. K make this time of year even more special for me. *sock monkey hugs & smooches*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:00am.
It's not Donatella. I looked closely D's nose looks like it has been squashed, after years of coke abuse. This lady has an actual nose
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my sweet PSL! you're so adorable you called that hot mess a "lady".
PS: i'm jellis. I want her tan. Sans the, er.. "extra skin"?
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:00am.
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Happy Easter, Farrah. Somebody and I had a cool fish dinner at King's in you-know-where. (Sagebrush was closed--no Xmas margies!)
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Happy Festivus, Sheeps! oh, King's.. yup.
Sagebrush Closed?? that's like the Malibu Inn closed all summer.
I wanna go to the Cheesecake Factory at The Grove. Yum!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
It's not Donatella. I looked closely D's nose looks like it has been squashed, after years of coke abuse. This lady has an actual nose.
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:57pm.
Happy Easter, Farrah. Somebody and I had a cool fish dinner at King's in you-know-where. (Sagebrush was closed--no Xmas margies!)
YEA THAT JUST FUCKED MY SHIT UP
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'M JUST THAT FUCKING FABOLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS $QUEENBUNNY420$
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - Have a Merry Christmas, y'all and a Happy Peaceful New Year!
Don't you mean Happy Hanukkah? And a Hutzpah New Year??
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no, i'm pretty sure she meant Merry Christmas and a happy peaceful New Year. Can't we Jews wish our Christian friends Merry Christmas? are we banned from wishing others well? or do we have to stick to stereotypes?
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
You know if the woman (who i am not convinced is Donatella) wasn't so tanned, wore a one piece and put on a bit of weight she would look one hot older woman HOWEVER as it stands my skin hurts when i look at her.
when I saw this picture of Donatella Versace, I immediately thought of Rick James saying, "cocaine is a hell of a drug!" this is what Lindsay Lohan will look like at 40, only more Dina-ish.
merry christmas dlisted sluts ...
i have a present for you ... James Haven in another short film .... enjoy!!!
Validation
xoxo
Merry Christmas!
ON T: Holy Shit! What sort of carnival mirror does this bitch own at home that convinced her to step out looking like that? Fuck.
Donatella knows she ain't got no business wearing that bikini.
And who has she been kissing? Tyrone Biggums?
....zomay, thanks sweetie, and back at ya!....you all make me smile so much, you'll never know....gap toothed smooches from me to y'all....
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...all I want for Christmas is a new ShamWow....and more D batteries for Mr. Pitt...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:00pm.
PUH-LEEEEEEZE!!!
Originality so sooooooooooooooo overrated.
Gimme a good remake any day, am I right?
Have a Merry Christmas, y'all and a Happy Peaceful New Year!
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Don't you mean Happy Hanukkah? And a Hutzpah New Year??