Wednesday, December 24th 2008
Christmas Eve Crumbs
Fried turkey jerky alert! Donatella Verace in a bikini has ruined my Christmas - Just Jared
Jessica Biel is a dykey elf - Hollywood Tuna
Daddy Spears is a fucking legend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jenny Aniston admits the obvious - I'm Not Obsessed
Wall Street has gone to the chipmunks - Hollywood Rag
Don't give your chimp a popcorn popper - Towleroad
Fishy should keep her face covered by that blue purse at all times - Socialite Life
That gayelle on Private Practice counterfiles for divorce from her fake husband - E! Online
Vintage Keanu Reeves - SOW
Separated at claymation - Cityrag
Why isn't international supermodel Phoebe Price on this cover?! - Popbytes
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I'd rather be chubby and poor than rich, skinny, and butt.fucking.ugly like this fuckpig.
All right, you ho-ho-whores. MERRY FUCKIN' XMAS AND SHIT, but I prolly need my xmas eve beeyootay sleep *givin' fug haters the side eye*... Tomorrow,you skanks get drunk, eat like hogs on appetite stimulants, fight violently with your families, and I'll see all you bitches after you've returned/regifted the crappy shit people bought yo' ass... Bitter and grumpy, looking forward to your New Year's Eve bender is how I like my post-xmas whores....BIG TIGER XMAS KISSES...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dang I os fucked up.
*hic*
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright
I dont care what they may say
I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright
I dont care what they may know
I dont care where they may go
I dont care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Damn! If all y'all wanted me to shut up why dintcha just say so? I was only filling in the gaps you were leavin! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 11:00pm.
PUH-LEEEEEEZE!!!
Originality so sooooooooooooooo overrated.
Gimme a good remake any day, am I right?
Have a Merry Christmas, y'all and a Happy Peaceful New Year!
Time to eat Pudge's meat loaf
(and no that is not a euphemism for sex...SHEESH, get your minds out of the gutter!)
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Is it really any wonder that Allegra Versace is killing herself with anorexia?
"Well you're a whore, whore."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:57pm.
TITS--WHO THE FUCK IS ANGLE?!?!?!?!!?
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... she's all right with me.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:48pm.
Mrs K tell your dog I still do NOT have any cheese!
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he still doesn't believe you.
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*tosses Minch a snowball that lands hidden in a snow drift*
Fetch! FETCH BOY FETCH!
*eats cheese*
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Mahaatma you were my first Dlisted crush. The moment I saw your avi, you had me...you had me! :D
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:57pm.
Not only did I not make that up, it was a paraphrase! ;-)
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I've never had an original thought in my life! But I am very very good at alphabetization.
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The last original thought I had resulted in my third child. After that, I resorted to quoting and paraphrasing. It's safer that way.
*pinching mahaatma's tuchus*
you need some latkes, bubbeleh. You're too skinny!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:57pm.
Not only did I not make that up, it was a paraphrase! ;-)
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I've never had an original thought in my life! But I am very very good at alphabetization.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
.....Merry Christmas to all my Dlisted Sluts!....you complete me!....Happy Holidays to all!...
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...all I want for Christmas is a new ShamWow....and that thing that makes your titties bigger...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:51pm.
I got nuthin' else.
My strong suit is collating and stapling, not bon mots.
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Not only did I not make that up, it was a paraphrase! ;-)
Charles Manson was reciting from the bible earlier today and I swear to God I thought I woke up in Bizaro World. Now all I need to see is Paris Hilton join the peace corps. Happy Festivus.
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TITS--WHO THE FUCK IS ANGLE?!?!?!?!!?
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:44pm.
thigh
Do I win the smart ass prize?!?!?!?!?!
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Angle then Momus beat you to it by a long shot toots - put your pants back on.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:53pm.
Exactly.
This woman has great symmetry and that is something all the dieting and exercise and surgery in the world will never give you, but FFS cover it up, doll.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Hey Hekki!!
How's Xmas in NYC?!?!?!
When I was a kid my mom used to take us into Manhattan to see all the department store windows.
And then she's take us into FAO Schwarz and say "Some people buy their children toys from this store. Not your parents however."
Good times, good times.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Pay attention, vain young things. This is what happens to breast implants when you get old.
I don't know if there is a man on this planet who would fuck that. Well, there probably IS, but you wouldn't want him to.
And lastly, a nice one-piece would be appropriate here We would still be able to tell that she has a flat stomach and a waist without seeing all that horrible charred flesh.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:48pm.
When CM gets up in the morning, the devil cringes and says, "Oh hell, he's awake!"
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I got nuthin' else.
My strong suit is collating and stapling, not bon mots.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
MRS. KRAVITZ! We really missed you around here. Happy Hanukkah! XOXOX
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:25pm.
When Charles Manson says OH FUCK, does a devil get his horns?
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When CM says OH FUCK the devil tucks his tail between his legs and squeals like a little girl!!
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When CM gets up in the morning, the devil cringes and says, "Oh hell, he's awake!"
Mrs K tell your dog I still do NOT have any cheese!
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he still doesn't believe you.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:25pm.
When Charles Manson says OH FUCK, does a devil get his horns?
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No, but I do....
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What do you do with it?
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All kinds of NASTAY NSFC (not safe for Christmas) things....heh, heh, heh....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:41pm.
Tigerlilly AND Mrs K!
Felice navidad you fucking whores!
c'mere pussy and let me rub you all wrong, then rub you all right.
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*Purrrrr...* Tiger likes it like that...
*giving TITS's TITS an inappropriate Xmas DListed squeeze*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:25pm.
When Charles Manson says OH FUCK, does a devil get his horns?
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When CM says OH FUCK the devil tucks his tail between his legs and squeals like a little girl!!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
I wish Jamie Spears was my father. That's no disrespect to MY father because I don't have one haha.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
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thigh
Do I win the smart ass prize?!?!?!?!?!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:25pm.
When Charles Manson says OH FUCK, does a devil get his horns?
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No, but I do....
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What do you do with it?
Tigerlilly AND Mrs K!
Felice navidad you fucking whores!
c'mere pussy and let me rub you all wrong, and then rub you all right.
Mrs K tell your dog I still do NOT have any cheese!
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Um, the 'giney sitch...Discuss....
What the FUCK be hangin' out dem bikini draws? No look you gonna do somethin' like dis mess, you need a 'giney bra, at least. And tell Pam Anderson to pick one up too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is Donatella in a swimsuit. No need to thank me, just consider this Slutty's Christmas bonus to all of you.
http://thecelebritycondition.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/donatella....
http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/donatella_jul06_big_170.jpg
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:36pm.
it's all in the wrists, my dear. Donatella has THICK wrists, Ms. Cadaverella does not.
At one time, Ms Walking Dead probably had quite a HWAT bod.
Plus, DV is 53 and that is NOT the skin of a 53 year old woman.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Donatella is barely 5 ft, this woman is taller, albeit just as fug but doesnt look like her to me at all.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:36pm.
Imagine being the poor person who has to give that thing a Brazilian wax.
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I'd be afraid of ripping off the flesh when pulling the wax off. Her flesh is barely hanging onto her bones as it is.
I'd like to see her face in a windstorm.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 10:25pm.
When Charles Manson says OH FUCK, does a devil get his horns?
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No, but I do....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mrs K your link makes a strong argument, but I'm going to reserve judgment based upon the lips.
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A holiday ecard from me to dlisted. A ""prize"" to the first smart-ass that points out the typo.
Imagine being the poor person who has to give that thing a Brazilian wax.
On the other hand, women naturally lose a lot of body hair post menopause...
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Donatella is heavy on the Don and light in the tella. And that eczema on her upper lip isn't getting any better. The upshot is the eczema diverts attention away from the vulva wattle.
Is this what clean and sober looks like?
*replacing bottle in mouth*
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
This is Donatella
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=03&evt=leigh...
The thing above is not Donatella.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Ugh. Silicone and gristle.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
My God ... no wonder Allegra has an eating disorder.
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"The other night, I was so wasted and I decided to play this video in several browser windows at the same time. Don't do that. It's like opening up the portal to the dark world."
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*bypassing glass and tipping bottle directly into mouth*
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
That is not Donatella.
Donataell has her own tits, Ms. Cadaverella has implants.
I once spent a lovely week in Portofino with Donatella. Poor thing has such thick ankles.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
The beginning of the end for Brad and Jen:
Husband: I can't fucking believe you fell asleep while I was making love to you.
Wife: Yeah, well maybe if your dick was bigger, I would be more inclined to stay up!
(pause)
Husband: Maybe we should get a divorce.
Wife: Why? So you can bore some hot 20-something into falling asleep on your dick?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
When Charles Manson says OH FUCK, does a devil get his horns?