Thursday, December 25th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
ROJO CALIENTE!!!! - Because all I want for Christmas is Rojo Caliente with a red fucking bow on her head and a power tool in her hand. Actually, scratch that bow. It might distract from the magical ginge bush growing on top of her head! Don't even think of the ginge bush growing down there. It's Christmas!
Look, I have nothing against their relationship. I think two people in love is a great thing and don't care whether their boinkydoinks match up. But for the love of Ceiling Cat, if I were in Cynthia Nixon's place and knew that my lover was going to be photographed as often as I was, I'd be saying, "Honey...? A little makeup. A little women's underwear. It won't hurt. Trust."
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
fuckkk meeee! i love rojo. i try to slip the word rojo into sentences at leAST once a day. its about time shes hot slut. merry xmas rojo.
How the fuck is she the hot slut of the day? She is so fucking ugly and nowhere near HOT! I say you bring back the couch, now that was HOT!!
Merry Christmas Rojo!
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Bye! Good
I don't understand this obsession. Well, I get the red-haired guy thing, even if they're usually paste-white and hairless.
This actually is a cute picture of her!
Geez MK took you this long to anoint rojo as hot slut of the day? She must think this was long overdue!
------------------------------------------------------------- *I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
After I looking at this picture, I'm thinking that Rojo is a lesbian in disguise. She's a man pretending to be a lesbian because a man this ugly couldn't get next to Nixon.
Ro....I am sorry For Michael K.
He is terribly naughty for picking on you and your big ugliness. I will spank him when I see him (upon the occasion we were introduced and I wowed him with my fabulosity). YOU are better looking then the chick Jody Foster Bumped it with for soooooooo long, if its any consolation. YOu seem happy.
Thats more then I can say for Myself, and probably that mischevious Michael K.....
You happy, happy Redhead you.
Lord. Have. Mercy.
If I were A lez, my life would be easier....but no I likes the men and menzez are difficult and often smell odifferous. Fuckers.
Dont worry Rojo. Redhead Rojo.
Killer SMILE :D
www.realitybedroom.com
Today as I got to work, a young (16) man with red hair walked out of the restaurant. I thought to myself "That's going to be one hot little ginge in about 5 years" and wondered if MK would mind waiting...I cracked myself up and vowed to get on DListed more often as a New Years resolution...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
The race for Hot Slut of the Year is tight. We have the following contenders so far:
1. La Pequena
2. Pete Doherty
3. Spaghetti Cat
4. Kim Zolciak
As for December hot slut, it's going to be a tight race between the Shiba Isu 6 and Rojo Caliente.
This is going to be toughest race yet!!!
Is she wants a power tool, Ace Hardware has the best service.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 9:33pm.
It's a close call I'll let YOU be the judge!
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*standing on top of hamper* *holding little sock monkey boxing gloves in the air* I win!!
Uh. Oh! Oooo! I see Sugaroo....
*jumps & hides in hamper* *mumbling* She wins! *pouting & kicking side of hamper*
LOL!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 9:03pm.
Danny:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/don3rdse/2629552796/
Howdy Doody:
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z72/sirashlondon/38137f.jpg
It's a close call I'll let YOU be the judge!
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Well, Cynthia is pretty much guaranteed Rojo will never cheat on her. Who'd want her?
Here is what I want to know.... how was it that Cynthia Nixon... hot compared to the general population, rich, successful, parent, and married to a dude... suddenly meets ROJO CALIENTE... and one needs to seriously look at Rojo's face when considering this....
Nixon falls for Rojo??
What the fuck???? Can anybody explain that fuckery?
She would love Menard's.
@ SockMonkey
Uhhhhhhhhhh................WOW! :-0
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 8:49pm.
Naw, it's Howdy Freaking Doody's older uglier sister.
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LOL!!
I see...Danny Bonaduce...check this out.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/don3rdse/2629552796/
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
"Don't even think of the ginge bush growing down there."
I'd need a machete to get through that bushy beaver.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 8:23pm.
*scream*
It's...it's Danny Bonaduce from the Partridge Family!
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Naw, it's Howdy Freaking Doody's older uglier sister.
(sorry MK)
I know it's Christmas, and we're supposed to be nice and all, but jeez...that is one ugly person!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
*scream*
It's...it's Danny Bonaduce from the Partridge Family!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@ Wolfness
About that ham throwing? It was probably one of the Osbornes. Can't remember if it was Sharon or Ozzie but they are notorious ham throwers...
I think 'Flo' from Progressive Insurance should be a hot slut. She's my favorite TV personality since no one else can act except for Sam Waterston on the original Law And Order.
You are obsessed with her!
Wait...so am I...
Who threw this ham at me?!
She is yummy,and should have been a hot slut a long time ago!
Ahhhh!!! Perfect day for the Rojo to be Hot Slut! I kinda think of her as DListed's official gayelle.
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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
Merry Christmas to Rojo Caliente. I LOVE her. (Not *that* way...)
poor thing..
...and now I have the thought in my head of that crusty hot ginge bush and homemade headcheese that I read about earlier in the day. AH! My holiday is complete! Now I can sleep with screaming nightmares!
Oh lawdy fuhgive me...I make it a habit not to make fun of people who are superiorly fug..and I won't but she is fug, in a superior way. lawdy.
Feliz Navidad, Miguel!
As a Nicaraguan, I cannot live without your site. Te quiero!
Doris Yolanda
Memo to the Wentz family: now THIS is Xmas card material.
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Well eff me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
I'm surprised it took her this long to become Hot Slut of the Day.
Yayy!! it's about frickin time Rojo got her due. She is def HSOTD material.
Vive le ginge!
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Well eff me in the Ozarks. Prescription drugs? I'm there already!--fuzzyslippers
what's going on with her eyes in that picture? is she a little wonky?
Someone forgot to get Brite Smile!
Rojo rules.
she and Cynthia seem so happy, so I LOVE Rojo! Good for them, and I hope they last.
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
You mean a Rabbit or a Skilsaw?
AND question of the post:
In a battle royal between Rojo Caliente and Prince Hot Ginge, with Phoebe Price refereeing, which ya think Mikey would root hardest, and I mean HARDest for?
Methinks it'd be the naughty prince ;D
MUAHAHAAA!!! I love your love of the gingers, MK! & merry xmaskuanzahannukahsexytimeswithsmearedmakuptimes OH, TMI! ...