Just Another Lohan Holiday
It wouldn't be a Lohan family holiday without a public bitchfest! After taking a small break from fighting through MySpace and the media, HoHan and her dumb fuck daddy are at it again. Yesterday, HoHan wrote about her half-sister during a MySpace rant. She basically confirmed that Ashley Kaufman is indeed her daddy's kid. Remember that shit? If not, click here to get caught up on that mess. And here's a little of the touching holiday message HoHan wrote yesterday:
i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like "debbie downer" or what? not trying to be...HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
I love my mom, aliana, cody, michael, and my nana sullivan!! i will be missing them this christmas as it is the first one i am spending away from home. i am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles.
yours truly,
She also wrote some shit about Brit Brit Spears being an amazing talent or something. That must be the fucking fresh "Christmas snow" talking. Or possibly the holly that somehow made its way into her bong. Wait. Can you smoke up holly or mistletoe? I should try that later. It might make this Christmas Day extra Christmas-ey.
Anyway, of course, Michael Lohan couldn't keep his caca mouth shut! He responded in an e-mail to People. He denied everything that HoHan wrote. He also accused SamRo of writing the whole post as HoHan. Yup. Blame the lesbian! Michael Lohan blames the poor little lesbian for fucking everything! He needs to get ass fucked by an angry dyke who majored in strap-on pounding. I know a few that would volunteer for the damn.
You know, the Lohans could solve this shit with just one half-episode of Maury. Seriously, if they weren't famous, they would already be on that show for some reason or another.
And I doubt White Oprah is going to release one of her epic statements. She's probably passed out with her face in the Christmas tree stand. Hopefully, Nana kicked her head to the side so she doesn't drown in the Christmas tree water. We won't hear from White Oprah until at least February. The bitch will be in a drunk coma until then. It's the holidays!
Here's HoHan with that evil lesbian buying presents yesterday.
Wenn
I wonder if little half sister has big tits like Lindsay
She needs to do something else with her life and stop sharing it with everyone who she thinks cares about all this shit. Reallly...either that or OD on cocaine and diet pills already...
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who fuc*ing CARES
Linday looks more like White Oprah. This other girl looks more like daddy.
I really like those boots Lindsay is wearing.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
Submitted by nebajnim on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:27pm.
Somebody please help me out, because all the Jewish people I know don't celebrate Christmas at all. Do Jewish people regularly celebrate Christmas? Is Lindsay LOHAN Jewish or what?
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I believe Lindsay is Irish/Catholic and Ronson is Jewish. I have Jewish friends who celebrate Christmas, not for the birth of Jesus part of it, just for the festivities.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 8:43pm.
I caught my mother-in-law snooping in our bedside table drawers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!
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I once caught my mother in law snooping through my underwear drawer, you know, my sexy underwear drawer with all the slutty things I own. I had just taken my son out for a walk and came back two minutes later to grab a jacket and there she was, shuffling through my drawer. She got all flustered and mumbled that she was looking for a pen and paper. In my bedroom. In my drawers. I didn't say a thing and just went back outside. Go ahead and look at my crotchless panties...your grandson wasn't an immaculate conception.
Dr. M
Real HATE is a wasted emotion -
Very few people know to deal with it -
So it ends up eating them up -
ANYWAY -
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Lindsay has made too many bad decisions for it to be coincidence-
She has wandered so far away from the Truth that lying has become her natural tongue -
"Evil communications corrupt good mannners" -
Even if she knew how to pray - I doubt that she would
Believe it or not - she still has a ways to fall before her cries for help will be acknowledged
"Very few people can live in the middle of Soddom without being affected"
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You will never find yourself given the present circumstances -
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Nosce Te Ipsum
Shalom Aleichem
Dr. M
MM
OMG, not another Lohan -_-
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Gawd, I bet Lindsey Lohan would lick her own Twat if she could reach it. I HATE her.
oh okay. no problem though:)
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 9:10pm.
Edited with apologies to angel_i for thinking the MIL was her/his relative. I'm blaming the brain belch on seeing home made head cheese and the crucifix my uncle got me. Angel_i I love your avatar. Pam looks so festive in that jaunty hat.
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Hey no sweat. If I'd ever gotten married you can bet your bottom dollar my MIL would have been up to a lot worse. I'm just good like that;)
And I can hardly blame you. The first time I saw head cheese I couldn't think for days.
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Somebody please help me out, because all the Jewish people I know don't celebrate Christmas at all. Do Jewish people regularly celebrate Christmas? Is Lindsay LOHAN Jewish or what?
The Half sister is cuter then the first two Lohan girls. Good. Just because HER mother made one horrific mistake by having an affair with the Swanky father Lohan....doesnt mean she is a pig to the unth degree like the white Oprah...and it doesnt mean that this Little girl is twat showing little cuntslut either. Like the world needs another. Lindsey has been given much and has returned what?
Please tell me that little pig meant the AFFAIR that produced her half sister, and NOT her half sister when she referred to the "it" in her post.
Please tell me that.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 9:10pm.
Not a single WTF present here because I have trained them not to give presents. They know they will not be getting any, and if they did give one, it would not be acknowledged. Cruel, but after a couple of years of that, they spend their money and time elsewhere. The key is to enlist enough brothers and sisters and cousins to join the boycott, so you don't become the Bad Guy.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
who cares? as hot as daddy lohan is, i'm surprised there are not more lohans running around...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
What a narcissistic little jerk. She calls the girl "it" like she's not a person with feelings. Lindsay really takes after her mother. The only mistake Michael made was not to dump Dina first.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Does anyone else think the other Lohan chick in he top three pics looks like Ivanka Trump before she got her nose job?
Mike, that's awful. I'm glad he's okay. Honestly, when I started to read, I was afraid you were going to say you found K-Y in his bag! lol
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 8:43pm.
I caught my mother-in-law snooping in our bedside table drawers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!
I kind of learned my lesson in terms of snooping when I was a teenager. I was about 15 and visiting a great-aunt's house. Her son was home from NY for Christmas. I kinda figured he was gay, but it was one of those unspoken things (I grew up in the South, mind you). Well, I went to use the bathroom and his overnight bag was on the bathroom counter. I decided to have a look, and found a bottle of AZT (the first major drug used to combat HIV). I was kind of shocked, and really felt like I'd invaded his privacy (duh - I was looking in his overnight bag). I never told anyone what I'd found. He's still alive and doing well, btw.
@ Ford_Prefect:
GOOD ONE! LOL!
Sugaroo your MIL is a loon. I hope you had a dirty strap on in that draw.
I lock up my medicine cabinet because my bible thumping relatives would rip of my Xanax. Last year, I took everything out and filled it with marbles. My bitch cousin got caught snooping when 5lbs of marbles came crashing onto the tile floor.
My WTF gift for the evening is a St. Christopher medal AND a crucifix necklace with a guy hanging off of it. I'm not Catholic or Christian. This idiot relative KNOwS this. Why do people do this? I will give it to a lady at work, who will appreciate it more. She' Catholic. Who else got a what the fuck gift?
Edited with apologies to angel_i for thinking the MIL was her/his relative. I'm blaming the brain belch on seeing home made head cheese and the crucifix my uncle got me. Angel_i I love your avatar. Pam looks so festive in that jaunty hat.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 9:00pm.
Angel_i your MIL is a loon. I hope you had a dirty strap on in that draw.
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That was my MIL. Hee.
angel_i and Farrah:
Well, I served her regular coffee in revenge. She only drinks decaf or else she won't sleep.
See? Not only did I nail her, I nailed my FIL. Two for the price of one!
Take it to the forum please. You are off topic.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 8:43pm.
I caught my mother-in-law snooping in our bedside table drawers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!
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Ha! Dontcha wish your relatives were more like DListers? Cuz then she might say something like:
"I was just wondering if you had any spare lube, dear=)"
;p
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 8:43pm.
I caught my mother-in-law snooping in our bedside table drawers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!
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WTF??? OMG, i'm sorry Sugaroo, but i can't believe how incredibly rude your MIL is!
please make a note to self for next year:
Keep all rooms where no nosy beeshes should come in LOCKED. Wear your mom jeans (lol!) and keep all the damn keys with YOU all the time!
I'm still in shock!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 8:38pm.
Cool! I (with the help of my loving friends) kept it SO simple (for myself) this year! Easy-peasy - I don't have to do much but show up and be charming=D (that's why I gotta come let the demons out here when I gets a minute). But that's the beauty too - my neighbour is just downstairs and everything is happening there (altho my girl and I did xmas eve and morning here (we made a tree! it's a tradtion:)...so I can run away and hide every once in a while;p And my place is not trashed! YAY!
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Awesome. I had my parents and the in-laws today. I've been cooking and baking for days and I love doing stuff like that, so it's all good.
I caught my mother-in-law snooping in our bedside table drawers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:58pm.
Yeah, I'll believe that when I give those tests myself! LOL!
It's great. Easy, fun and yeah...just good:)
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If you do, can I watch? I'll bring Play-Doh so you can make interesting shapes for him to analyze.
Cool. I love Christmas. My part is now done and the family is clearing and cleaning up!
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Cool! I (with the help of my loving friends) kept it SO simple (for myself) this year! Easy-peasy - I don't have to do much but show up and be charming=D (that's why I gotta come let the demons out here when I gets a minute). But that's the beauty too - my neighbour is just downstairs and everything is happening there (altho my girl and I did xmas eve and morning here (we made a tree! it's a tradtion:)...so I can run away and hide every once in a while;p And my place is not trashed! YAY!
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Is she wearing extensions?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Lohan looks great in the photos,love her boots.Her dad is an asshole.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@ ocd:
It would be like some white trash intervention meets the Hogans.
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That about sums it up right there!
Is that stupid Lohan show still on tv?
I just spent the whole afternoon doing Christmas family times. I love all of them but it's great to be back home. Although your family is considered to be the best link to your past, sometimes the past is not a such a great place. To have a half-sister suddenly appear brfore your eyes must be be a little intimidating and confusing for Hohan and as Clarisse mentioned Lindsay is still only 22.
I do kinda feel for this family...maybe because it's Christmas...or the half bottle of Baileys.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:58pm.
Yeah, I'll believe that when I give those tests myself! LOL!
It's great. Easy, fun and yeah...just good:)
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If you do, can I watch? I'll bring Play-Doh so you can make interesting shapes for him to analyze.
Cool. I love Christmas. My part is now done and the family is clearing and cleaning up!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:03pm.
Well,...not to be rude...but judging by his family...I would have to say she would have to start with a pretty low IQ...and then...be kinda shallow too - but insecure! He has clean fingernails. That's a bonus...?
I dunno...I'm trying.
How's your happy ho ho?!?
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Both WO and MHo apparently have high IQs. Go figure.
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Yeah, I'll believe that when I give those tests myself! LOL!
It's great. Easy, fun and yeah...just good:)
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Lohan is 22 years old FFS! That is some hard living!!!
I just spent 4 hours in the car driving my mother...the record for the trip was 31 seconds of silence. 31 seconds!!!
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
You better believe Daddy Lohan is pissed. As he said "Lindsay used to get 2 or 3 million a movie, now - nothing." The world rejoices, but Daddy is pissed.
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:21pm.
I have a great idea.........why doesn't the media start ignoring the shit out of her?! Really, who gives a rats ass what any of the Lohans think or do?! They are pure and simple white trash. Lindsay has not done a damn thing to earn any money lately so, she hooks up with a lesbo and decides she is going to be gay! WTF!!
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Egg-cellent!
I have a great idea.........why doesn't the media start ignoring the shit out of her?! Really, who gives a rats ass what any of the Lohans think or do?! They are pure and simple white trash. Lindsay has not done a damn thing to earn any money lately so, she hooks up with a lesbo and decides she is going to be gay! WTF!!
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:10pm.
Ashley Kaufman, when reached for comment, just said, "Merry Chrithmith, everyone!"
And a Merry Chrithmith to you too.
I'm sure that Impediment Lohan is not happy being excluded in the Hohan xmas magic.
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Im cooking steaks on the barby mates. MMMMM MMMMM Good. Samro makes a hawt guy.
Ashley Kaufman, when reached for comment, just said, "Merry Chrithmith, everyone!"
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:03pm.
Well,...not to be rude...but judging by his family...I would have to say she would have to start with a pretty low IQ...and then...be kinda shallow too - but insecure! He has clean fingernails. That's a bonus...?
I dunno...I'm trying.
How's your happy ho ho?!?
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Both WO and MHo apparently have high IQs. Go figure.
My ho ho has been stupendous! And you?
Geez, I hope Fuzzy didn't get too drunk on that schapps by herself!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 6:54pm.
Why does any woman want to "do it" with Michael Lohan? How can you get him to shut up long enough to get anywhere?
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Well,...not to be rude...but judging by his family...I would have to say she would have to start with a pretty low IQ...and then...be kinda shallow too - but insecure! He has clean fingernails. That's a bonus...?
I dunno...I'm trying.
How's your happy ho ho?!?
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 6:54pm.
Why does any woman want to "do it" with Michael Lohan? How can you get him to shut up long enough to get anywhere?
Submitted by fwanga on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 6:52pm.
Why, oh why does she put on that pissy face when the paps take her pic?!?!?!?
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Cuz she wants to show them how sad she is that her Daddy went off and had "it" with another woman! 12 years ago!
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You just go on about your business:)
Why, oh why does she put on that pissy face when the paps take her pic?!?!?!? She loves the attention, she calls the paps and she lives for the drama! I HATE her so much and when I see that fake annoyance when she is "caught" by the paps, my blood boils...
Go. The. Fuck. Away.