Just Another Lohan Holiday
It wouldn't be a Lohan family holiday without a public bitchfest! After taking a small break from fighting through MySpace and the media, HoHan and her dumb fuck daddy are at it again. Yesterday, HoHan wrote about her half-sister during a MySpace rant. She basically confirmed that Ashley Kaufman is indeed her daddy's kid. Remember that shit? If not, click here to get caught up on that mess. And here's a little of the touching holiday message HoHan wrote yesterday:
i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like "debbie downer" or what? not trying to be...HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
I love my mom, aliana, cody, michael, and my nana sullivan!! i will be missing them this christmas as it is the first one i am spending away from home. i am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles.
yours truly,
She also wrote some shit about Brit Brit Spears being an amazing talent or something. That must be the fucking fresh "Christmas snow" talking. Or possibly the holly that somehow made its way into her bong. Wait. Can you smoke up holly or mistletoe? I should try that later. It might make this Christmas Day extra Christmas-ey.
Anyway, of course, Michael Lohan couldn't keep his caca mouth shut! He responded in an e-mail to People. He denied everything that HoHan wrote. He also accused SamRo of writing the whole post as HoHan. Yup. Blame the lesbian! Michael Lohan blames the poor little lesbian for fucking everything! He needs to get ass fucked by an angry dyke who majored in strap-on pounding. I know a few that would volunteer for the damn.
You know, the Lohans could solve this shit with just one half-episode of Maury. Seriously, if they weren't famous, they would already be on that show for some reason or another.
And I doubt White Oprah is going to release one of her epic statements. She's probably passed out with her face in the Christmas tree stand. Hopefully, Nana kicked her head to the side so she doesn't drown in the Christmas tree water. We won't hear from White Oprah until at least February. The bitch will be in a drunk coma until then. It's the holidays!
Here's HoHan with that evil lesbian buying presents yesterday.
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Yeah, Sugarbitch is here! She makes my liver really hurt!
um, she refered to her half sister as "it"...as in "he had it..."
not really the kids fault, now is it? and, i mean, it is a human being.
perhaps we are looking at this the wrong way. (understandable, who'd think there was a right way with sperm donor mlo)?
not everyone gets to go see their own dysfunctional family for the holidays. lilo and samro are sharing the biggest nut in the family nutcase with us all!
Kinda sounds like a fairly normal family Xmas. I bet WO goes to Radio City to gaze longingly at the Rockettes.
I really think these people are in cohoots with the magazines to make money so they come up with nonsense. None of them work so they have to make money some how.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
If they ever actually got together for turkey day for some other family event it would be priceless. It would be better than that scene in "Rules of Attraction" with Dick at the restaurant. It would be like some white trash intervention meets the Hogans.
UGh you people been here all day????? My cats would be pissed if I never left this place. Lindsey should have went home for Christmas instead of hanging with her carpet munching friend.
Why the hairy old hell does anyone give this whore any attention?
Submitted by Crystal2 on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 6:12pm.
Samantha totally wrote that post. It matches her writing style. Sam puts ... after every sentence.
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Well, it's not in all caps and doesn't include Loho's usual mauled cut-and-pasted big words from Dictionary.com, so you're on to something there.
Micheal reminds me of those mythical deities like Poseidon and Loki who delighted in knocking up Earth skanks to spawn monster after monster, inflicting pain on humanity. He must be the god of trash in the celebutard pantheon.
The sad part of this is that with the confirmation of out-of-wedlock Lohan 2.0 we will *never* be rid of this family...NEVER. Ye gods.
Samantha totally wrote that post. It matches her writing style. Sam puts ... after every sentence.
Oh, I so love a happy christmas story like this....just fills my heart with joy and peace on earth and stuff like that!
Heartwarming family story.....
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Why be serious?!
Good god on the rocks, is it so bad to loveloveLOVE IT that these Long Island freaks are airing their stank laundry just in time for the holidays? (no offense to hot Long Island freaks I know and love)
Because there is no holiday without the babble of this fame whoring family!
MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS.
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These people are more like Jerry Springer material! LAWDY! She's prolly smokin some mistletwat. These people have no fucking class! I swear!..*as a matter of fact, I swear quite a bit*
Meddy New Yea!
Right, it's completely appropriate to blather on about this on myspace...........on Christmas no less. Without consideration toward the emotional well-being of a few minor children.
Klassy.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
And, of course she has to be all about Britney's "comeback". Her own career rests on it.
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
"or maybe he had it before Aliana?? "
"It" is a tween now. Mebbe you'd like to call her by her name or something...?
PS. This might be a nice time to wish her Happy Holidays. Seeing as it's the holidays and all...:)
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)or maybe he had it before Aliana??
When will someone tell her she's already an over-the-hill skank whose career is in the sewer. much like she is?