Thursday, December 25th 2008
R.I.P. Eartha Kitt
FUCK! Not today! This really did ruin my Christmas. Eartha Kitt, legend and icon, passed away today in NYC at the age of 81. On Christmas Day! She was seriously the best Catwoman ever.
Her publicist told CNN that Eartha was receiving treatment for colon cancer at hospital in New York. Her daughter, Kitt Shapiro, was by her side at the time of her death.
Eartha is survived by her daughter and four grandchildren.
Rest in peace, Eartha... You will always be perfect! And since it's Christmas, here's Eartha singing my favorite Christmas song. Eartha sang the original and nobody will ever be able to top her. I got the sads in a major way now.
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Sorry Im boring you. Maybe talking about poo would be more interesting and on your level.
Hola all you poosayshunal skanks!
Ok, so, on topic for a moment, this sucked to hear about today.
Eartha fought a good fight, she left with dignity and style.
Those are dwindling natural resources in the Celeb world.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by CatLover2 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:38am.
Really I dont find poo funny enough for pages of pages of posts. Of course I am mature enough to admit that.
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And I'm mature enough to admit you are a boring suckhole.
Merry Kissmyass!
Impersonation is the sincerest form of flattery which is why I impersonate myself daily. I wouldn't impersonate any of you because you do not appreciate the beauty of a huge, meaty coil of sensuous, glistening poo in your toilet. It's like Christmas 3x a day!
@LCT...Trolls are like a mosquito bite. Ignore it, and it goes away. Scratch it, and it spreads like a scab.
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Really I dont find poo funny enough for pages of pages of posts. Of course I am mature enough to admit that.
@BB...And a happy new poo to you too...
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SONALINA! MERRY POOSMAS!
I got you a stocking full of Moose Turds.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:31am.
I would assume they're all impersonators, actually.
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Much like the trolls on here!
I will use my kid's computer in the morning to watch it. I'm fading fast over here.
Rules?
MK has rules?
MERRY POO_MAS HWORES!
I see there is a visitor from "The Home" among us.
They must have licked all the windows there and got loose...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
How am I troll if I love poo? I love poo. I wallow in poo. I use it for lube. I smear it sensuously all over my stomach and do a belly dance. You just a h8r
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:25am.
She was still more believable as a villain than Uma Thurman.
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Yeah - she's a sly one, even just up there singing Santa Baby....she's way more vixen than Uma.
@Sugaroo: That's too bad:( They come out of nowhere...it's all normal and then there's this really ugly lady singing it...and then another...it was so disturbing but I think they got three ugly ladies up there singing with Eartha....
I would assume they're all impersonators, actually.
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Submitted by Moist for Poo on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:27am.
God I fucking love poo. If I could fry some up and make corn fritters I would serve along side of my Baked Ham for Christmas
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Submitted by Moist for Poo on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:27am.
God I fucking love poo. If I could fry some up and make corn fritters I would serve along side of my Baked Ham for Christmas
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And yet another troll. These things multiply like cockroaches!
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:21am.
Poo sux. But it's a necessary evil. unlike trolls...
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What would you compare trolls to? Herpes? Not a single person in the world appreciates their presence, yet they never get the hint and piss the eff off.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:24am.
I didnt' watch it. I could hear it but the video part wouldn't work. Just what you see up top. My computer has an imp in it.
God I fucking love poo. If I could fry some up and make corn fritters I would serve along side of my Baked Ham for Christmas
She was still more believable as a villain than Uma Thurman.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:23am.
What trannies? Where?
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In the video!
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What trannies? Where?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:18am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:14am.
Truth be told, I am not into poo either, but you know what they say about being in Rome and shit. Although here I guess it's when in DLand.
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I like the way it makes poo people giggle. That's funny!
Um...who are the trannies? I din't watch the vid cuz I've been listening to this song for the last coupla days...and so, like, who are the trannies?
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Poo sux. But it's a necessary evil. unlike trolls...
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:14am.
Truth be told, I am not into poo either, but you know what they say about being in Rome and shit. Although here I guess it's when in DLand.
Submitted by CatLover2 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:13am.
And we really want to hear about that why? Not being rude, but really why?
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Why not?
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Wait a second. This is Eartha Kitts death thread. We've been bamboozled!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:00am.
I'm sure your post was gold, but I have the attention span of a gnat so I just couldn't go there. LOL!
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LOL! That's ok - I don't actually expect everyone to read everything I write. Sometimes I just write and think: Should I post? Why the hell not? It's all vapour anyway...
And, for the record, I hate the poo jokes too:) I'm just NOT a poo person. But I will defend the rights of poo people everywhere to my death!
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You can say "right up the back" to a lot of mothers and see the mental image hit them. Most of those same people will get the same look if you mention taking their diaper off in their crib.
Awww, dammit. She was the best Catwoman, and was fullofawesome!
And we really want to hear about that why? Not being rude, but really why?
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:00am.
I'm sure your post was gold, but I have the attention span of a gnat so I just couldn't go there. LOL!
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:01am.
Done... now I have to splain' what a strap on is'
Thanks bitch!!!!
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MWAH!
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Im not prodding anything Sugarroo. Why would you even think that? Im just stating some facts. All you have to do is read this thread and some others. :) Its all good. No worries. Im sure the poo stories may even grow on me.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:54pm.
Hahahaha high five her for me, will you?
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Done... now I have to splain' what a strap on is'
Thanks bitch!!!!
xoxox
LOLWITH;pSugaroo: I know. I'm a sucker. Obviously, I needed to do some typing (I have this need). I figured it would do us both some good:) Plus it was really, really off-topic and that felt kinda fun!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:53pm.
Well, it was like this when I got here a year and half ago and it seemed to have been going on for a lot longer than that...so, I dunno...
Why does it make it suck? Don't people come here to read MK, mostly? And you know why things get repeated so much - cuz PEOPLE DON'T READ! The page flips, they say what they wanna say and get on to the next thread. It's cool cuz sometimes people will say something that HASN'T been touched on earlier and we'll get back into the swing of things...
But you show me one thread that devolves before the first couple of pages. The first couple of pages are always pretty much on...after that it turns into a freeforall.
And the thing is - SO MANY of these "inside" things come from MK, himself. I've never seen blog postings that get this many hits without a lot of wandering off the path. The ones that don't wander are short - very short.
I mean, hell - even *I* get on here sometimes and I'm like "Ugh - bitches went crazy, I don't understand any of this..." The beauty of these newfangled computers is the "scroll" feature...so I can skim, skim, skim - AH...ON topic! Or AH! Answer to my question! It's really, really not that hard. If it helps any, I usually go back to page three. By page three most subjects are pretty much done. Except Brangelina, of course, because they are so elegant and topical:)
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You lost me at "suck".
IMHO, CatLover knows exactly what is up and is being a turd by prodding to see how far people will go to "explain" things.
@Lindalou!
Awesome off-topic story! Thanks:)
ONT: Sorry - I just don't do death, you know?
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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:48pm.
Real poo talk
No lie... My daughter took a picture of a dump baby J took!!!
she has issues
*glares at LCtAlina*
No more babysitting times for you!
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That's what you get for letting Aunt Carrot come visit. Pictures of baby shits! Hahahaha high five her for me, will you?
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Submitted by CatLover2 on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:41pm.
People who do this to forums really make it suck but enjoy. Eventually people will get sick of it.
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Well, it was like this when I got here a year and half ago and it seemed to have been going on for a lot longer than that...so, I dunno...
Why does it make it suck? Don't people come here to read MK, mostly? And you know why things get repeated so much - cuz PEOPLE DON'T READ! The page flips, they say what they wanna say and get on to the next thread. It's cool cuz sometimes people will say something that HASN'T been touched on earlier and we'll get back into the swing of things...
But you show me one thread that devolves before the first couple of pages. The first couple of pages are always pretty much on...after that it turns into a freeforall.
And the thing is - SO MANY of these "inside" things come from MK, himself. I've never seen blog postings that get this many hits without a lot of wandering off the path. The ones that don't wander are short - very short.
I mean, hell - even *I* get on here sometimes and I'm like "Ugh - bitches went crazy, I don't understand any of this..." The beauty of these newfangled computers is the "scroll" feature...so I can skim, skim, skim - AH...ON topic! Or AH! Answer to my question! It's really, really not that hard. If it helps any, I usually go back to page three. By page three most subjects are pretty much done. Except Brangelina, of course, because they are so elegant and topical:)
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LCT,
I would never ever leave my bed. CB...no mo' robe for you!!!
Off topic...wow does Comedy Central SUCK!!!
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Hi. I'm a troll! :-)
Real poo talk
No lie... My daughter took a picture of a dump baby J took!!!
she has issues
*glares at LCtAlina*
No more babysitting times for you!
I'm coming home from a fabulous dinner to poo talk. Yay. I thought I left the 6 year olds at the table.
R.I.P. Eartha......I LOVED you in "Boomerang".
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I've thrown away the blues, I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time.....
- The Commodores "Sail On"
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:46pm.
LCT
I love her too... If you Talk to her..
Tell her I sent some 7.5s for Christmas
Ummmm. Shooz! Of course
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I don't know what 7.5s are otherwise so shooooooz it is! Woop woooooooooop!
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Clarisse, imagine waking up to CB cooking you sausages in a nice white terry cloth robe which just HAPPENS to fall off. What a merry Christmas that would be eh?
Watch out for grease on the dinky!
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LCT
I love her too... If you Talk to her..
Tell her I sent some 7.5s for Christmas
Ummmm. Shooz! Of course
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:33pm.
Can't we all just poo along?
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I try so hard! That's why I'm so fucking boring!
I'm a lover...Not a fighter
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Oh, you can do it...just spread your cheeks and PUSH...and give us the poo baby that will end all the fighting in the world....
GASP! xxyxz, I think you are destined to give birth to the messiah of POOOOOOOO! No, this is a Dlisted moment...Yes, any moment....Pooo Jesus...
(Of course I realize I'm going to hell for this shit, old news...save you a seat at the bar...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And every time she took a dump, the lamb would do it too...
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Now what was I doing wrong? I didn't get an answer and now POOOOOF!
xxyxz,
Good good good!! The "in's" are not still with you are they???? Oy!!!!
Carrottop,
Biz!! I get all of those 'exotic' places mixed up! =) I did get me some sausage doe!
Thornhill,
I thinks i lurve u.
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Oh Hell!
I grew up on the Batman show! No-one could roll those "r's" like Eartha. I'm sure Batman always envisioned that fluttering tongue doing far more thrilling things than fabulous enunciation!
Eartha Kitt(Batman), Nichelle Nichols(Star Trek) and Diahann Carroll(Julia) busted down TV norms with their strong and (usually)take-no-shit characters in the late 60's.
Growing up I envied Julie Newmar's ridiculous figure, but deep down I really wanted Eartha's balls! (or the vast collection she probably had from all her conquests!)
Sorry Lee Meriwether, you were hot, but you couldn't hold a candle to Ms. Eartha.
Rest in peace Ms. Kitt, they broke the mold after you were born.