Thursday, December 25th 2008

R.I.P. Eartha Kitt

FUCK! Not today! This really did ruin my Christmas. Eartha Kitt, legend and icon, passed away today in NYC at the age of 81. On Christmas Day! She was seriously the best Catwoman ever.

Her publicist told CNN that Eartha was receiving treatment for colon cancer at hospital in New York. Her daughter, Kitt Shapiro, was by her side at the time of her death.

Eartha is survived by her daughter and four grandchildren.

Rest in peace, Eartha... You will always be perfect! And since it's Christmas, here's Eartha singing my favorite Christmas song. Eartha sang the original and nobody will ever be able to top her. I got the sads in a major way now.


Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by Lindalou on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 10:59pm.

Edna Bambrick and saying her name got you banned from IDLYITW. Anything with her name on it was deleted from Yahoo answers, and I think she is no longer allowed to use the internet :)
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UM...HELLO?!? You can't just stop there!

In the immortal words of La Pequena Hilary ClintOn:

WHYYYYYYYY?!?!? WHYYYYYYYY!?!?!

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Edna thought that it was her duty as a God fearing Christian, to clean up the internet so she kept a careful eye on yahoo answers, IDLYITW and some other sites. She would say "LINDALOU YOU ARE REPORTED!" then allegedly report foul mouths to their ISPs, the FBI and homeland security. It was great fun to do things that upset her. Getting REPORTED!! was a badge of honor. Unfortunately the sites themselves didnt think it was all that funny. They banned her and removed all traces of her. Saying her name got you banned from the site. That pretty much meant all the regs got banned and the site got really boring.

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Sick of the poo talk?

Allrighty then. Raise your skirt if you have a nosy parker mother-in-law!

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Who's the troll?

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Mary had a little lamb, she also had a poo...

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Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:38pm.
@XX..You could become a Poo-fighter...

Only if we can get in the hot tub after;)

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:37pm.

LCT

My day has been good... And I'm all jelliz that you are her new bitch!

It makes me have sad times in my cooterhole
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Hahaha are you kidding? She always tells me how much she hearts you!

Don't have sad times in your cooterhole. Have magical times in yout Tingle Place. Here, put a little tab of toothpaste in there. It'll fix it right up.

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People who do this to forums really make it suck but enjoy. Eventually people will get sick of it.

xxyxz's picture

Thanx Angel

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I'm off for the night

Have a Merry Christmas Beeshes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pile of poo.

Thornhill's picture

@XX..You could become a Poo-fighter...

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:35pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:33pm.
Can't we all just poo along?

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I try so hard! That's why I'm so fucking boring!
I'm a lover...Not a fighter

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You are not so boring, hunny! Whiners are boring!

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Poo is everywhere. Its taking over the world and we beeshes are down widdit!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:35pm.

I'm a lover...Not a fighter
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I'm a pooer, not a retainer.

Sugaroo, Merry Christmas to poo.

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LCT

My day has been good... And I'm all jelliz that you are her new bitch!

It makes me have sad times in my cooterhole

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Submitted by CatLover2 on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:35pm.

I do pay attention and its on every thread.

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Yeah. Once it's dead. There's been a lot of dead threads lately because MK is on holiday.

Why so whiny, hunny? What's the problem, really?

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Talk to trolls, get played...Poo..

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I do pay attention and its on every thread.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:33pm.
Can't we all just poo along?

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I try so hard! That's why I'm so fucking boring!
I'm a lover...Not a fighter

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Away in a poo manger
No room for a poo
The little poo baby
Lay something something I don't actually know the words

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:31pm.

Catlover, it's like this. There's only so much you can say about the topic before it gets played.
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For reals. And we tend to only play on dead threads where the same thing has been said 4 or 5 times by 10 or 11 people. If you pay attention you'll notice that.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:27pm.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

I still haven't had e-mail times:(

Mr.XX has been here all Fricken week on vacation

Have you talked to okie?
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

No email times makes sadness in my bumhole. It's ok though, I have chocolate. How was your day? And not today... or yesterday I don't think...

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Can't we all just poo along?

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Hahah Clarisse I didn't actually go to PEI; that was for future vacation planning. I went to Banff. Hot shit, I tell ya. How are yooooooooou? Did you get sausage this morning?

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Dammit snowy!!!

quit fucking with us!

(kidding)

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Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:26pm.
@Farrah...I thought it was multigrain sour dough. So they wern't pecan chunks then...?
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well, you seemed to enjoy it so much, who am i to burst your bubble....

@Sugaroo: we beeshes need to stick together, cause we've been infested with the troll of trolls. 100 usernames and shit. She'll make sure to come back every time she gets booted. It gets old, you know. Like get a real job and make money some other way. The scam is soooo last year.

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Catlover, it's like this. There's only so much you can say about the topic before it gets played. If one comes in late, yes, it's a bit much to wade through the "inside" talk but that's just the nature of the beast. Poo happens. My advice is to hard roll with it. Or butter it. Whichever.

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t'aint me either

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:24pm.

or, it could be me.
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Yeah, it could totally be you:)

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:27pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:22pm.

I love cats. I wear jeans. I'm a mom. Spam is edible poo. I troll the mall for bargains. I hate Angelina.

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LOL! So it's not you then! ;p

One down.

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Clarisse

Hey Ho! I'm just glad I have a minute to myself")

How have you been?

Sugaroo's picture

CAARRRROOTTTTTT!

See? Talk poo and she is so here!

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More like you all dont know how to stay on Topic and think this is your own personal message board. You use this place like you made it and its only for oyu. I have had my say and hope that the other people who are sick of reading about your dumb poo stories etc. and will finally get tired of it and let the Mod know. Im sure Im not the only one and if you want to call me a troll for then then so be it.

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Carrottop!!!
How was PEI?? Luvs you! (mom cryed over the pressie.)

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:22pm.

I love cats. I wear jeans. I'm a mom. Spam is edible poo. I troll the mall for bargains. I hate Angelina.

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xxyxz,
Muffin!!!! Howz trix??? How was your night??

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:24pm.
MELLY CLISSMUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

I still haven't had e-mail times:(

Mr.XX has been here all Fricken week on vacation

Have you talked to okie?

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@Farrah...I thought it was multigrain sour dough. So they wern't pecan chunks then...?

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Angel

I don't think so either...

This person isn't GROSS like that lol

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MELLY CLISSMUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Farrah we beeshes need to stick together. Like KRAAAAAAZY Gloo!

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@xxyxz: I just got it!

Nnno...I don't think so. She's not smooth enough...

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:14pm.

Angel_i

do you think it's raidwoman?

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DUN DUN DUN!

LOL!

I don't know who that is. Perhaps. It seems to me that it's gonna be someone a little younger. The names catlover and my liver hurts suggest that they are people who follow the threads, generally...there are a few people who like to profile us as catloving, momjean wearing, spam eating alcoholics ...but I can't think of anyone at JJ who's witty enough for these particular posts. It's gonna be someone who tried to go against the grain one day and got mashed. An Angelina lover, most likely. That's what I'm thinking. But it's as far as I've gotten:)

O yeah. And they love us. They love us so much they're willing to spend their vacay spouting nonsense on this site.

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Oh and whats a beesh? I read you saying that over and over and Im like beesh?????

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:18pm.

Sugaroo,
*sniff* I had yo back too....Carrot likes you, I likes you. *sniff* Dat's how it works, no?

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Awwwwwwww Clarisse, you know I wuvs you too! We got each other on here.

Would you like some poo? It looks like we have extra!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:11pm.
Farrah

beeeeeesh!
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hi beesh! Marry Ferstivus!

@Sugaroo: i will ALWAYS stand up for my beeshes. Everyone knows that.
I'm like Brit Brit's weave. After all the shit it went thru, it's still standing as proud as possible...

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Whats with all the poo stuff? Just curious.

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Sugaroo,
*sniff* I had yo back too....Carrot likes you, I likes you. *sniff* Dat's how it works, no?

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Angel_i

do you think it's raidwoman?

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Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:04pm.
My dog ate some cling film wrap and his poo came out vacuum sealed
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your dog ate a stick of butter, wrapping and all. The next day, he pooed the butter in perfect, stick conditions. I picked it up, made sure you were not watching and spread that shit on your toast..
Merry xmas surprise!
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