Saturday, December 27th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Chyna (36) (Note from MK: And if you still haven't seen Chyna's mini-peen, click here NSFW. It's a present from Chyna on her special day!)
Alice Kim (25)
Emilie de Ravin (27)
Javine (27)
Wilson Cruz (35)
Eva LaRue (42)
Salman Khan (43)
Theresa Randle (44)
Joe Mantello (46)
Tovah Feldshuh (56)
Terry Bozzio (58)
Gerard Depardieu (60)
Mick Jones (64)
Cokie Roberts (65)
Agnes Nixon (81)
Submitted by Mrs.Robinson on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:20pm.
HOLY FREAKY CLIT, BATMAN! seriously batman..wtf
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It's like she's giving birth to a well hung baby boy dick first! ACK!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
HOLY FREAKY CLIT, BATMAN! seriously batman..wtf
I feel slightly vindicated. According to Rotten.com, she was born in 1970.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Egads!
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Bye! Good
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THAT WAS F*CKING DISGUSTING. I THINK I SHALL GO PUKE NOW! IS THAT FOR REAL?
WHY OH WHY did I click on the link?????? ewwwwwy!
Uhm, yeah, I can do without THAT too.
Yeah, if it's real I meant . I don't really think it is, at the same time I don't wanna go looking for her sex video if that exists lol
@Rosemary - that peen/clit (whatever) has GOT to be some Photoshopped thing ! I refuse to believe this is real! Photo-"fuckery".
No way that is a clit, no way. I'm not gonna pick on her, I'm not one to do that, but I'm gonna be honest and say I think she is a herm however yo uspell it. There's just no way.
i used to LOVE Chyna
her life went on a downward spiral after wwe
michael... jesus fucking christ.
OMG chyna is in the hospital!!! tmz
After seeing that mini-peen/giant clit..I'm going to have to poke my minds eye out. If she's 36, then so am I. And if she's a woman..she grew that thing with regular 'rhoid usage.
After steroid therapy the doctor asked how far the hair on her chest goes down. She replied 'All the way to my dick'
That is guh-ross
Would that Alice Kim be Alice Kim Cage- queen of the love you long time gold diggers? The one that is so busy spending Nic Cage’s money that she fails to attend to the most basic of wifely duties and say ‘get that fucking wig off your damn head you look a fool’? 25 eh? Watch out sweetheart, you’re getting a bit old now……
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Fuck no!
I am OLDER than Chyna?!?!?!?!?
Happy birthday everyone!
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oh my god, she is NOT 36. she looks older than my mother
Wilson Cruz omg Rickie Vasquez love him. My So -Called Life was better then all this reality shit. Ahh will we ever know what happened between Angela and Jordan? They need to do a reunion show with Sharon doing a like 10 year reunion where fucken Tino actully is present! Im going to watch my MSCL dvds and watch Rayanne's crazyness
I dont understand. Honestly - what is going on there? Too much testosterone? Someone tell me.
good god! that's totally a penis, how could anyone think otherwise???????????
Fuck Lasik surgery! Just look at Chynas' man-clit and it will laser your retinas right of your head!
chyna...36? i don't think so...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
I can't hate. I've always imagined being a woman with a dick...So instead, I've had to be a woman that acts like a dick. I can only imagine what it's like to grab a man by the back of his head...well, yano.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:47pm.
I have always been jealous of Tovah Feldush ,she is married to the hotness that is Ernst Borgnine.
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hahahaha
no, that's Tova Traesnaes
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Me thinks I'm gonna hurl!! Eeek!! That was disturbing!
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I work with 4-legged animals, because the 2-legged ones make me wanna euthanize them!!!!!!!!
Chyna is a hermaphrodite,ewww but I always thought she was a tranny,she just looked to manly.
I have always been jealous of Tovah Feldush ,she is married to the hotness that is Ernst Borgnine.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OMG that was just freakish! I didn't know women even had that!
When you look at her Picture and then see the Khloe Kar-whatever pic (to the right), they could really be sisters, yuck!
That is grotesque.
Thank You.
Submitted by kacky on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:46pm.
Alice Kim makes the list? Since when are we honoring gold-digging trophy wives?
Since always. They are our DL role models.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by kacky on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 6:59pm.
Why don't hermaphrodites circumcise? It looks like they would be into cleanliness.
I do not do uncircumcised stuff.
I have never in my skank life seen anything like this. Angel sez it's not photoshopped.
Somebody set me straight before I medicate over this.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 6:36pm.
Who knew that Chyna was a hermaphrodite? Never seen one before. Interesting.
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and you STILL haven't. They don't circumcise, for one thing. You people are playin, right?
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Ack! Clit peen! Those are totally real. I hate them! Ack!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Ok. I can understand when you get a bad haircut - and you know - you can't fix that....omg I can't stop laughing!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Is it just me or does Chyna look like Mickey Mouse?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Who knew that Chyna was a hermaphrodite? Never seen one before. Interesting.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
I cannot believe anyone would think that pic is real!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I need to pull a Kanye here:
WHERE THE FUCK IS MARLENE DIETRICH?
shes dead but still...
Chyna has got to be a fucking hermaphrodite. That picture was disgusting.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
You forgot the amazing John Amos has a birthday today too. Probably best known as the Dad from "Good Times", although I think his best role was as the sidekick in the BeastMaster. He is hella old today.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:39pm.
In 2004, an "amateur" sex video featuring Laurer [Chyna] and Waltman was "accidentally" released on the Internet. Unlike the Hilton video, which was short and uninspired, Laurer's sex vid was long and way too enthusiastic.
Laurer and Waltman engaged in hardcore oral, anal and just plain distasteful intercourse for 56 unbearable minutes. The clitoris in question was aptly described by a reviewer as "terrifying." Reviewers were appalled by the acne rash on Joanie's ass, a byproduct of steroid use.
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Ewwww. That's *all* that appalled them? Plus anal and hardcore: Isn't that an oxymoron?
*going back to my knitting*
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
that is gross MK but I clicked on it
Alice Kim makes the list? Since when are we honoring gold-digging trophy wives?
PS that Chynna pic is photoshopped. Like she would have had it circumcised? Come on folks.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Happy Birthday, Cokie!
born Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs
love your work!
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36? One ass cheek
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Bye! Good
Mr Possum & I agree about Chyna or whatever the hell her name is.
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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
Thank you MrPossumsMama,
I feel better now. It's going to be okay. Now, if you could explain the 2 men one cup results maybe i can eat today.
Yep, Chyna has clitoromegaly. It could be due to a medical condition (eg congenital adrenal hyperplasia) but I'd put my money on abuse of anabolic steroids. Her face looks acromegalic so I bet she's been abusing growth hormone too. Nice.