Birthday Sluts

36 millimeters is more like it

First of all, has she met MJ? Second, do women ever have clits like this in nature? And for future big gulp clit shots she should skip the shaving... it makes her "clit" or "click" look bigger. Hide it in hair.

Could have gone the rest of my life not seeing that. Maybe someday I'll learn not to click MK's links.

If Chynna is 36, I'm Mrs. Johnny Depp.

36? In what world is this tranny only 36?

"I love my tail in these jeans!"

WILSON CRUZ!!!! Oh Rickie, I loved you in My So-Called Life. You were my favorite and still are. Hearing What Is Love to this day makes me think of your World Happiness Dance. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILSON CRUZ!

...I like My So-Called Life.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

I thought it was the ugly Kardassian sister.

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:19pm.

oh no! now you gave me more shit to be askeered of!
those little dolls... staring at you... waving.. stealing your soul.....*it's a smaaaaaall, smaaaaaall, world!*
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What's worse... Bigfoot's clit or singing dollies? *shudder*

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Own it like a strap-on.

NO. I will NOT accept that Chyna is 36. I'm 38, and I've been hearing about this person forever. She has got to be lying about her age.

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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull

Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:42pm.

Yes, Joanie Laurer is her real name; Chyna was her wrestling name.

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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:39pm.
In 2004, an "amateur" sex video featuring Laurer [Chyna] and Waltman was "accidentally" released on the Internet. Unlike the Hilton video, which was short and uninspired, Laurer's sex vid was long and way too enthusiastic.

Laurer and Waltman engaged in hardcore oral, anal and just plain distasteful intercourse for 56 unbearable minutes. The clitoris in question was aptly described by a reviewer as "terrifying." Reviewers were appalled by the acne rash on Joanie's ass, a byproduct of steroid use.

Joanie being Chyna????

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:39pm.

C-McVie was my fave Mac. I keep meaning to read their bio and the autobio by Mick Fleetwood.

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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

Woah I thought she was much much older.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

In 2004, an "amateur" sex video featuring Laurer [Chyna] and Waltman was "accidentally" released on the Internet. Unlike the Hilton video, which was short and uninspired, Laurer's sex vid was long and way too enthusiastic.

Laurer and Waltman engaged in hardcore oral, anal and just plain distasteful intercourse for 56 unbearable minutes. The clitoris in question was aptly described by a reviewer as "terrifying." Reviewers were appalled by the acne rash on Joanie's ass, a byproduct of steroid use.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:20pm.

I know what you mean. It seems as though everbody that ever had a hit in the 80's is doing a reunion tour.
I feel the same, though. I saw Fleetwood Mac in 1978, I don't need to see them now, (especially without Christine McVie!).

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Yay Mick Jones!

Chynna is so fucking gross....or is that Khloe?

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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"

I've seen that Clit Peen before. It is disgusting.

NOT NATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh-uh; not gonna do it.

I've had enough of a traumatic month.

Happy birthday to Tovah Feldshuh and Gerard Depardieu.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:57pm.

:O

I'll give it a miss then. Thanks!

Happy B-day Gerard! Dalton James was so cute in My Father the Hero.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:14pm.
Apparently she does have a new album coming out.

I'm weird: I don't wanna see old bands or artists make any kind of comeback or reunion. I wanna think of them as they were, young, wild, and unwrinkled. I don't care if they still look and sound great for 40, 60, or whatever. If I dint see them the first time around, my fault.

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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:11pm.

*rocking back and forth holding a stuffy*
Ittt's a small world aaaafter allll....
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oh no! now you gave me more shit to be askeered of!
those little dolls... staring at you... waving.. stealing your soul.....*it's a smaaaaaall, smaaaaaall, world!*
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:10pm.

I agree. But one cat is too many for someone who doesn't take care of it!
Apparently she does have new album coming out.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:09pm.

Maybe her little dick is 36..
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36 times TOO BIG.

*rocking back and forth holding a stuffy*
Ittt's a small world aaaafter allll....

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Own it like a strap-on.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:05pm.
I liked Missing Persons, but Dale Bozzio just got busted for animal cruelty. Sick story.

Ewwww. I'm immediately suspicious of anyone with too many cats. You'd think their hits would carry them over till old age, but maybe she didn't have songwriting credits? I love the outfits in that still with the dummies.

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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:05pm.

What's going on in the Chyna picture link? Is there a penis going into her and almost bumping into the little penis?

SWORD FIGHT!
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that little thing IS a mini-dick! shit i had no idea!
still, not the best thing to look at after lunch.. unless you're bulimic.
and she can't be only 36. Maybe her little dick is 36..
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

Chynna's mini peen is the result of steroid use. And disgusting.

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You better watch out, you better not cry.

What's going on in the Chyna picture link? Is there a penis going into her and almost bumping into the little penis?

SWORD FIGHT!

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Own it like a strap-on.

I liked Missing Persons, but Dale Bozzio just got busted for animal cruelty. Sick story.

http://www.bittenandbound.com/2008/11/03/dale-bozzio-former-playboy-bunn...

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I guess gold-digging qualifies you as a celebrity these days. Happy Birthday Alice Kim.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

And no thanks to Chyna's clitty peen, it's probably an old implant that worked it's way south.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

*GASP* *clutching little sock monkey chest* Why did I click the link?!?WHY!? *falling face forward* *dead faint* *little sock monkey tail twisting in the wind*

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Terry Bozzio (58)
Mick Jones (64)

Happy Slutday to these bitches!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Happy Birthday Gerard Depardieu!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:41pm.

Don't do it! I looked at that thing a year ago and am still haunted!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

chyna is one busted ass looking tranny but her and brigite nielsen would be a hot couple of lesbots to go to home depot i guess

chyna is thirty eight, actually

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Happy Birthday to Alice Kim, gold-digger extroidinaire! Make him buy you a life sized you with diamond eyes, girl! Also, squeeze out another one. Let him name it whatever he wants. You can just call it "insurance"!

Rickie!

Missing Persons: Words/Walking in LA (live, but good sound)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcnptUmDVQM

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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

How would you know? Have you sucked it?

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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:41pm.
Madonna's peen is bigger. Chyna needs to up her 'roid dosage if she wants to catch up.

Well, I guess at least no one who sleeps with her (Chyna) can use the excuse that they can't find it.

No, that's a peen. Even shaped like one.

Not the best Mick Jones though.

Should I look at the link? I am at work but I am in the corner today. Is it mentally scarring?

Madonna's peen is bigger. Chyna needs to up her 'roid dosage if she wants to catch up.

And WTF? Where is Hayley Williams of Paramore on this list? Happy 20th Hayley.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Talk about a lousy day to be born. Emilie de Ravin, you say?

Oooh, I'm surprised at the inclusion of Salman Khan, Bollywood douche extraordinaire.

I should not have looked at that!!!!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Hahaha. It's been a long time since I've seen that. Good thing I wasn't eating breakfast.
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