Sunday, December 28th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Sienna Miller (27)
David Archuleta (18)
Mackenzie Rosman (19)
Thomas Dekker (21)
Vanessa Ferlito (28)
John Legend (30)
Seth Meyers (35)
Malcolm Gets (45)
Joe Diffie (50)
Denzel Washington (54)
Maggie Smith (74)
Nichelle Nichols (76)
Stan Lee (86)

Posted by: Michael K


paris herpes's picture

That photo IS Siena...WOW!

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Lohohater's picture

is that suppose to sexy? its not. she is still an awesome actress though. and she use to be cool, dont know what happened. oh yea, her fiance cheated on her and publicly announced it. forgot about that.

AlexBarclay's picture

No way Denzel is 54!

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xxyxz's picture

Okay... I have to say that she looks alright in this picture

*ducks for cover*

Yeah, that pretty much sums her up.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Spread-eagle classyness!

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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:40am.
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I hate that we share a last name.

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Triscuit's picture

It turns me on (and I like dick)the way her heel pierces the sheets.SeXXXy.

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WTF is that? Jack The Ripper Couture?

Mary Kelly would not approve.

Anyskankway, HB to hot sluts John Legend and Maggie Smith!

Aunt Bea's picture

Sienna is only 27? I want papers!

Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to the ultra yummy Sienna and Denzel!

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I'd still stick it in her butt. but only her butt cause her snatch is probably just one giant gaping hole. let it be Sienna, let it heal!

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i think she is one hot smokin dirty sexy slut.
i would like to be locked in a hotel room with her for 4 days.

LisaRose's picture

Happy Birthday to my daughter Asha Quinn who turns 8 today! :)

Albatross's picture

Perfect pic of Sienna - on her back, with her legs open. Says it all, doesn't it?

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Bossy's picture

I know we're all supposed to hate Sienna but when I first saw her in "Alfie" I thought she was gorgeous. Obviously Jude did too (at least for a couple of months anyway before he cheated on her...how can you say she didn't look good back then: http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/01/05/image664942x.jpg ).

But yeah, this photo is unflattering. When something isn't subtle it turns into something that's crass.

Hysteria's picture

what a fukkin slut

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:41pm.

MK, you could have featured pics of the uber-hot Maggie Smith,

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death2douches's picture

I'll grudgingly admit that in these photos, Sienna looks not horrible.

But that lack of dress makes her look like she has a psychotic octopussoir. What would Princess Clara say?!

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Her (SM's) right heel poking the mattress like a puckered bung-hole is a nice subliminal touch.

NOT.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:14pm.
The photographer probably used a high-performance super-telescopic zoom lens to capture that shot... per HazMat instructions.
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And I'll bet he wore more crosses than she did and sipped holy water the entire time. *crossing little sock monkey arms at wrists* TWAT POWER!

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:08pm.

The photographer probably used a high-performance super-telescopic zoom lens to capture that shot... per HazMat instructions.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:03pm.
Is she in dire need of a Brazilian wax or did her dress get caught in a paper shredder?
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Ha! Ha! I'm wondering if the photographer did a few frontal photos of this pose or was he overcome by her TWAT POWER!?

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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:00pm.

robby93284r3w8r - its psychic, not phychic. And you're 100% correct, I am a twat.

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Sluttsville's picture

Is she in dire need of a Brazilian wax or did her dress get caught in a paper shredder?

Why does that picture of SM fully clothed look more crude than some women who pose in the nude? Oh. The spread-eagle thing. Yep. Clothed or Nude...the spread-eagle is skanky.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:45pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:42pm.

I know Sienna isn't very popular here or anywhere but I think shes pretty.
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blueberry's picture

Happy birthday to the always classy (*cough*) Sienna Miller.

robby93284r3w8r - its psychic, not phychic. And you're 100% correct, I am a twat.

Mr. President's picture

Looks like little Archie can now make the transition from Pampers to Pull-Ups.
All I know about Mackenzie Rosman is that she once made out with another chick on camera. So Happy Birthday and get really drunk so you can make out with even more chicks.

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Submitted by fioalways on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:55pm.

who would even pose for such a thing?

I would....but my testicles would ruin the crotch lines!

fioalways's picture

who would even pose for such a thing?

Whore.

i bet you she was the kind with an extra whore mother. One who turned the tables better than a midtown chinese restaurant.

parissucksliterally's picture

MMMMMMMM, Denzel.....
Maggie Smith kicks ass.
Sienna is a pretty slut.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:45pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:42pm.

I know Sienna isn't very popular here or anywhere but I think shes pretty.
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I agree.

Me too!

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool's picture

OMG! I have that same exact dress!

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Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:42pm.

I know Sienna isn't very popular here or anywhere but I think shes pretty.
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I agree.

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Salem13's picture

I know Sienna isn't very popular here or anywhere but I think shes pretty. Anyway Happy birthday Seth, Sienna, John and Denzel.

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joe shmoe's picture

*Portrait of the Artist as a Slut*

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Mike Litoris's picture

seeing Sienna from that angle, it makes sense to me how she gets banged all the time and dudes leave there family for her. I bet the smell is bad though.

cornmuncher/robbyq2000/which ever totally dull name you come up with for your next alt (its completely obvious by the way, you're the one who's only been a member for a matter of minutes, pretty easy to spot really), if you want to play a game with us, why not try coming up with one that is actually irritating/confusing/inflammatory/fucks us up a little bit? The one you're playing couldn't even be described as a game, its just yawnsville. We so want to be bothered by you, but you're not even getting remotely close to annoying anyone at the moment. So far you've just been dull, dull and thrice dull. Why even bother?

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Submitted by robbyq2000 on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:43pm.
Sorry to Disappoint you Sock-Monkey, it's not fringe. It's her vadge gangles reaching out for another married man to devour.
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Vadge gangles, huh? Oh, fuck!

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Sorry to Disappoint you Sock-Monkey, it's not fringe. It's her vadge gangles reaching out for another married man to devour.

christine the hoff's picture

I always thought sexy was the woman you had to work to get, not the town pump.

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