Sunday, December 28th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Sienna Miller (27)
David Archuleta (18)
Mackenzie Rosman (19)
Thomas Dekker (21)
Vanessa Ferlito (28)
John Legend (30)
Seth Meyers (35)
Malcolm Gets (45)
Joe Diffie (50)
Denzel Washington (54)
Maggie Smith (74)
Nichelle Nichols (76)
Stan Lee (86)
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So...is this the photo above the condom machines in the men's room? Just wonderin'....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:36pm.
Keep trying cornmuncher, you'll make someone give a toss about you one day. That day's not yet though.
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Never happen, Keane, except where its other alts are concerned. *yawn*
*wonders what a toss is*
*googles it*
Keep trying cornmuncher, you'll make someone give a toss about you one day. That day's not yet though.
the smell from her snatch is going to weave a tapestry over the entire city of L.A.
Or Hollywood.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by radio siren on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:15pm.
I'm trying to picture receiving this as a Christmas card and the reactions it would get...!
Your nephews would ask if Aunt Sienna can visit.
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
Wow, all that's missing is the "Open for Business" sign around her neck.
Sienna puts the "slut" back in your Birthday Slut series. Look at that extra wide beaver spread!
That's her driver's license picture
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
*giggles to self and thinks Keane watches too much porn*
El B - yeah that shot does nothing for me whatsoever, but then neither does she. It reminds me more of uncomfortable visits to the gynaecologist than anything else - not sexy! But then all heterosexual and most girl-on-girl porn does fuck all for me either. Seeing a woman jump around on a big cock/dildo like she's bouncing on a space hopper leaves me totally cold (or dry would be more accurate, ok that was a bit gross!). I guess men go for that type of stuff more but for me it just looks hilarious and painful. Girl on girl porn is usually just as dire with the girls making I'm-about-to-cum noises pretty much all the way through but never orgasming, and doing really stupid unsexy things like sticking their tongues out and wiggling them at each other's. I've never met anyone who does this in real life and all it raises is a laugh from me. And all that girl suckng dildo strapped on to another girl rubbish - I guess its meant to do something for men, sure as hell doesn't get me excited!
*Pulls up mumu and wonders if i can grow my snatch hair out as long as Siennas*
I see Sienna made an effort to be a lady. She covered her snatchal area with some fringe.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
madam s. and sheeps, the two of you have me doubled up with laughter. I'm trying to picture receiving this as a Christmas card and the reactions it would get...!
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We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
Fuck a duck, Sienna looks like an octopus jizzed ink all over her. MAKE IT STOP, MK! Why?! Why do you hurt us this way?! *wails*
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Black fumes pour from her vagina like a nuclear power plant. I bet her pussy looks like an entire battalion of soldiers has marched across it.
Happy Birthday Stan Lee!
Sienna Miller, always demure and modest.
Good afternoon MK and dlisters ♥
Sienna dear, close your legs
I see Sienna is open for business. Great entrepreneurs don't let the holidays break their stride ;)
HB to Maggie Smith and *The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie*
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Submitted by DelMartian on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:34pm.
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LoooooooooooooooooVe your avvie♥
so fucking HOT♥
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Is Sienna being fucked to death by a giant spider? I certainly hope so.
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LOL! Good one.
*wonders if Sienna likes Chocolate and sprinkles*
Don't you hate when you get into a wrestling match with a ball of yarn, and the yarn wins.
I don't understand why the Photoshoppers gave her big ol' titties but neglected to make her face NOT look like a goddamn orange marshmallow.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
Do you think when Sienna sent this Christmas card to the Getty household, she addressed it to "Mr. and Mrs. Balthazar Getty and Children"?
Happy BD to Dame Maggie Smith.
Is Sienna being fucked to death by a giant spider? I certainly hope so.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
MK, you could have featured pics of the uber-hot Maggie Smith, Denzel Washington or John Legend, but you picked gynecologist's nightmare Sienna Miller. Now my computer screen has cooties. No wonder my ISP had trouble getting to the site today.
(Excuse me for forgetting the ultra-hot Miss Nichelle as well!)
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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
Sheeps,
The cross is what allowed this to be her Christmas card.
We're probably seeing Sienna's style of sex. She probably doesn't do much else. Skank.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The cross prevents the image from being really slutty.
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
Happy Birthday, Denzel, Maggie, Nichelle, and John Legend!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy Birthday!!!!!!
*bakes birthday cake*
Happy birthday Denzel and Maggie Smith!!!
Ohhhh, I didn't even see it was Denzel's birthday! I couldn't see past Slutty Sienna's gyno picture at first!
Happy Birthday, Denzel! You are definitely ONE HOT SLUT!
It's a gat damn shame that Sienna Miller is only 27 years old, yet she LOOKS 47 and likes she's been totally run-through by a limitless train of disease-infested men (and maybe women). I bet her vagina is tired. She looks a hot ass mess and ancient as the day is long. I bet she and her mother look the same age. Sad. 27 and already dried up and tired.
Happy Birthday Stan Lee and Denzel.
Happy Birthday to Dame Maggie Smith, who can salvage any film. Even Sister Act as Mother Reverand when first seeing Whoopi Goldberg : "This is not a person meant to be inconspicuous. This is a person meant to stick out."
Nothing surprises me with these celebs. I couldn't do any of these "sexy" pictures they do period. Just not my style.
I can't believe she made that her Xmas card.
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
Happy Birthday to that hot bitch, Dame Maggie Smith! You WORK!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
pass on sienna, but happy happy denzel baby!
Okay, I loathe Sienna and I thought that pic was hot...but I do understand about the hint of sex rather than the gyno shots.
Happy birthday to Dame Maggie Smith.
Oh, look. Sienna in her natural habitat, legs agape.
Also, she's a butterface.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
angel_i, I agree. My husband told me that most men find a woman sexier when she is (just say) in a silk robe open but not actually showing anything except cleavage rather than sitting naked with her legs spread.
Archuleta's 18!
The coming "out" party (wink) starts in 4,3,2...
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Kittens give Morbo gas.
Happy B-day to all the sluts!
When did Sienna get so hairy?
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That picture is really hot but I think it's kidna disgusting how this is part of mainstream media. There are SO many ways to show a woman's beauty and sexuality...
I remember once in National Geographic there was a picture of a woman standing by her daughter on a swing...she was wearing a black hijab - TOTALLY covered and holding on the the pole and leaning in by her hip with her head tilted the same way in that way that women do, towards her daughter...and she was so SEXY! But in a way that you'd wanna handle with care...Just beautiful, and really just in the moment....Just the line of her body and the calmness to her and her soft eyes when she looked up...and I'm sure the starkness of the photograph - the moment helped. All gray concrete and the swing practically the same colour, and her daughter's clothes too, and she was jet black, like a cat.
There's just more to life than pornography. And I love porn! But still. Too much of a good thing and all that....
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 1:27pm.
Really? I've just banged one out looking at that pic!!
Well, any port in a storm for me!
WOah I am actually speechless looking at that photo! She really posed for that? She thought it looked sexy???!!! My goodness some sluts will do ANYTHING for a bit of attention won't they? That really is shocking. My guess is she did that one LONG before she got her reputation for being a man-stealing ho. In the light of her recent scandal its probably not her wisest choice of pose. But seriously, I don't think I've even seen Madonna do quite so crude a pose. The bent knees, open legs pose? Shocking! And it looks more like she's getting ready for childbirth rather than anything vaguely sexual. Oh dear Sienna, oh dearie dear.