Friday, December 26th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Shoplifting Dog Of Murray, Utah! - A hot bitch strolled into a Smith's Drug & Food in Murray, Utah, sniffed a few customers and then headed straight for the pet aisle. The manager followed his ass and watched as the dog thief grabbed a $2.79 bone. Obviously, he had a bone to pick with that store. The manager told him to put that shit down, but the thieving dog didn't give a cat's ass and ran out the door! He is currently at large. Do not approach the suspect unless you want him to sniff at your crotch.
"Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:21am.
Good for him! My favorite still though is that British duck that goes into the convenience store every day and steals a packet of crisps."
Do you mean the seagull?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0
Love the opportunist pigeon at the end!
I thought this was appropriate to post here (not really) ...but if you get a chance to go to the movies this weekend, go see Marley & Me. It was delightful! I haven't spoken to a single person that disliked this classic (and yeah, I predict it will be a classic)
Smartest dog ever!!!!!!!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
That was very funny but its sad to think the dog was hungry enough to steal food
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OMG it's not rocket science. Watching stuff like that really leads me to believe human beings are the stupidest species.
once again CNN kills a perfectly good story.
I love dog poo
The Mormons are too cheap to feed their dog, so he has to resort to stealing bones.
(Don't diss me as a hater -- I'm an ex-Mormon and know how cheap these fuckers are!)
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That dog is hot, the only thing that bothered me about it all was he probably picked up a shitty made in China rawhide bone that has formaldehyde in it. I hope he picked out a made in USA one.
my dog doesn't shoplift, but she did try and attack a Parrot at Petco once...they had it by the register. She jumped up, got a couple of feathers and the bird shit EVERYWHERE. It was pretty fucking funny!
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Submitted by KaosAndMe on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:54pm.
Hmmm...
why is my dog so law abiding??
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Ha! My dog wasn't! I took him into the pet store ONCE. He tried to shoplift a bunch of things: he grab something and RUN! Which is cute except he was a 100 of pure muscle and I was holding the leash. He did the same with his poops. Poop and RUN! Because he was just mortified at the fact that I'd actually pick it up. 13 years and he never really got over it.
My neighbour could send his dog the store tho. He had a little pouch on his collar and he'd send him to the variety store for dog treats. We were a tight neighbourhood, mind. The store owner and the dog owner worked it all out loosely (they didn't heavily plan it or anything) over time. It was cute - I'd always wish I showed up at the store at the same time. Or at least see him on my way...
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This is considered news? A dog who uses his natural instinct to get food? This makes me want to rethink my journalism career.
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Does anyone know if the dog has owners?
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Yeah I believe that too, cat
Its all about how they are raised. If they are treated good then they will treat people nicely.
I know people say dogs can "snap" but that dog looked like it would never hurt anyone and I go up to strange dogs all the time that even bark at me. As long as they aren't growling I don't worry.
Oh my dog understands a lot too..i'm just discovering more and more of what they both understand
The store is lucky the dog grabbed a bone and ran out. Had it nipped at a kid or other shopper, they'd probably be liable. The manager better forget the "ah how cute" angle and remember that next time the mutt shows up.
That's what I thought cat, but you said the "kids are cute" so that's the only reason I responded.
My dog understands that when I say "did YOU do that?" in a menacing voice, he should just play dumb. And he does. And it works.
It was a joke. My goodness.
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:25am.
Phase 1 of my dastardly plan was successful. Now if I can just get him to pick up a 60" plasma TV the next time he's at wali mart....
Hmmmmm...You're onto something....if it works, send us your training secrets.
Dogs are different than kids. Kids have parents and dogs don't always have parents. And dogs don't understand everything. Some kids don't have parents but they have someone to look after them.
Is it wrong that I want to sniff Richard Lui's naughty parts?
Buggerem and do you have something wittier to say? Why are you here? Maybe the same reason I am here, I enjoy MKs blog.
Kids are cute sometimes, should they be allowed to steal? lol.
That was hilarious. I hope that guy has a nice home to go to. He earned that bone, putting up with scratchy-assed holiday shoppers.
Hmmm...
why is my dog so law abiding??
Submitted by CatLover2 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:42pm.
Dogs really should learn that they cant just go into a store and steal things.
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That was a stupid thing to say!
Why are you here?
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"He's enjoying the...heck...out of it!"
Damn. Typical Utah...some won't ever let a curse word cross their lips!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Dogs really should learn that they cant just go into a store and steal things.
Rosemary, that's what I'm talking about! It's just a bone, for hell's sake! Let the cutie have it and move on. Sheesh!
And what store owner or manager would ask the dog to drop it? Why wouldn't you just laugh and say "aww how cute" and let the dog go in the beginning?
Aww how cute! The dog might be homeless, smart, and hungry! Nothing to it! Dogs are smarter than these idiots think!
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:52am.
Dog Expert: "He smelled the rawhide bone, grabbed it, and walked out of the store, thereby being a shoplifting dog." I wonder what reservoir of education, training, and keen deductive skills led him to that terse conclusion?
It's probably what earned him the title of expert, an absolutely meaningless term.
My dog has done that before. I sometimes take him into Pet Supplies Plus and they put the bones near the floor. I can't watch him constantly! He is always swiping something.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:02pm.
McGruff the crime dog is gonna have a ruff time explaining this one.
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LOL! I see Wishbone donning his Sherlock Holmes attire and setting out to solve the crime using his big magnifying glass. Elementary, my dear ImpertinentVixen. *big sock monkey smile*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA! Love it! But rawhide bones are bad for dogs. Our vet told us that. Give them Nylabones instead.
McGruff the crime dog is gonna have a ruff time explaining this one.
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Hey, I know that song!
He looked at me!
(He looked at me)
I looked at him
(I looked at him)
He smiled at me
(He smiled at me)
I smiled at him!
(I smiled at him)
He looked at me!
I looked at him
He smiled at me
I smiled at him!
I said to him
(I said to him)
Why don't you run
(Why don't you run?)
He said you don't
(He said you don't)
Got any gun
(Got any gun!)
I said to him
Why don't you run
He said you don't
Got any gun!
Shoplifting. Pfft.
He's a dog. He was like: you got lotsa bones - and I got none. I need a bone. Thanks:)
Honestly, I can't believe he even tried to stop him. I might have tried to play with him or something but I would have bought that bone just for the sheer entertainment value:)
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Dog Expert: "He smelled the rawhide bone, grabbed it, and walked out of the store, thereby being a shoplifting dog." I wonder what reservoir of education, training, and keen deductive skills led him to that terse conclusion?
seriously, how slow does the news have to be to report on a fucking dog stealing a bone??
go dog go! :D
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Hahahaa LOL
You gotta love those animals!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Phase 1 of my dastardly plan was successful. Now if I can just get him to pick up a 60" plasma TV the next time he's at wali mart....
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Good for him! My favorite still though is that British duck that goes into the convenience store every day and steals a packet of crisps.
Ha! Good for the dog! Hot Slut indeed! I mean what's a slut without a nice BONE?
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this story happened in utah...no other explanation is needed...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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I suspect living in Utah would drive anyone crazy eventually, be it man or beast
Damn, you knows times is hard when even a dog takes up thievery.
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