Friday, December 26th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!


The Shoplifting Dog Of Murray, Utah! - A hot bitch strolled into a Smith's Drug & Food in Murray, Utah, sniffed a few customers and then headed straight for the pet aisle. The manager followed his ass and watched as the dog thief grabbed a $2.79 bone. Obviously, he had a bone to pick with that store. The manager told him to put that shit down, but the thieving dog didn't give a cat's ass and ran out the door! He is currently at large. Do not approach the suspect unless you want him to sniff at your crotch.

Posted by: Michael K


beegirl's picture

I bet one of the Shiba6 will grow up to do something like this. We will get before and after pics of Aki or Ando with their little puppy face wearing their colored collar then next to that they will show their mug shot. LOL

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Submitted by gorgehu1 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:43am.
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wtf are you talking about?

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sunryse's picture

Oh yeah, I vote for this dog to be Hot Slut of the Week. For sure!

Sluttsville's picture

Yeah, yeah, yeah, when I sniff customers and shoplift, someone always calls the police; but when it's a dog sniffing customers and shoplifting, then all of a sudden it's cute.

jiggywiddit's picture

Renegade Mormon dog!!

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dollyface's picture

Ha ha ha! I fucking love animals. This guy's awesome!!
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RayHole's picture

Hahahaha. I live in Murray. Finally something more exciting than David Archuleta happened there.

UKer's picture

CORRECTION:
tommy girl's movie was beaten by Adam Sandler's bedtime stories.

I'm going to see Marley and Me with my bf today. Movies with doggies= I'm so there! I also kinda want to see Bedtime Stories. What can I say, I'm a BIG kid at heart.

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:00am.
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Stupitt's movie is at number 2 and tommy girl's could be at 3 from what I gather.
Anyloonie, Jen's movie doesn't come out in the uk for another month or two but I really would to see it, I loved the book.

HAHAHAH, what a cool dog. I LOVE DOGS, THEY'RE FREAKING AWESOMMMEEEE!!!

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Anonymous101's picture

Awe poor doggie - must be hit by hard economic times also :(

I'd like to see Marley and Me also - I sure hope it beats outs TG's $cienonut-disguised-as-a-Nazi-story-propaganda movie by a landslide. Heck, I hope that even Benjamin Button beats out TG's movie also!!

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mary jane's picture

Awwww good for him

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool's picture

I would've done the exact same thing!

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UKer's picture

I've just come here to let you know that marley and me is number one at the box office and that it beat Brad pitt's shitty new movie. LOL
Stand by for a brangeloonie mass suicide.
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anony54321's picture

that is the best thing i have seen in a long time. thank you thank you.

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