It's A Posh Christmas For The Beckhams
My Christmas Eve was spent in my nasty ass pajamas, eating some sort of chicken leg with my hands and drinking red wine out of a bottle (it's all my mom had) while watching the Top Chef marathon and giving my family members the evil side-eye. The Beckhams obviously do shit differently. Posh wore her normal "sexy secretary going to a funeral" get-up and the Beckham men all wore suits to have Christmas Eve dinner at some fancy ass restaurant in London.
I never understood when families spent their Christmas at a restaurant. Maybe because it forces them to behave and shit? I was never into that. How the hell am I supposed to get drunk and act the fool with my family with all those dumb strangers around judging me?
Posh and her family probably sat at a table together and barely spoke. She nibbled on her lettuce ends while the rest of them stared at her, fighting the urge to climb her damn clavicle bones. Seriously, how is that fun? It wouldn't be Christmas without a good old fashioned drunk family fight that ends with all of you passing out on the couch together while It's A Wonderful Life plays over and over again on the TV. Or in my case, while a Top Chef marathon plays a million times. I think I watched every episode at least five times.
posh is a skeletal robot and if she reached to 90 pounds she would jamm her hands down her throat and remove 3 rib bones. geez im sick of this bitch.
pretentious bitch. i am so sick of her ass, already
I think they left one kid in the restroom. Maybe Ramsey figured he was a slacker and, after an epic, profane tirade, corralled him to peel potatoes.
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Submitted by yaks on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 8:47pm.
Okay, so maybe I am mistaken but don't they have three kids?....Where the fuck is....the other one? Also, Bobble-Head is looking a little bit 'Nightmare Before Christmas' in all of those photos. Hello Sally!
He probably knew what was going to go down that night so he high - tailed it outa there ASAP lol
Well, if you have Christmas dinner at home, there's not as likely to be paps there to photograph your every move. Where's the fun in that?
As to why she always looks down, you've seen the shoes she wears, right? It's wise to keep an eye on the terrain if you're going to wear ridiculous torture devices that no human foot was ever meant to wear.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
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With regard to the kids' goofy ensembles: To be fair, I know from my experience with my nephews that little kids can go through phases where they wear what THEY want to wear. One of my nephews once had a velour tracksuit thing that he did not want to take off for love or money (he was about four) for about three months.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
They seem to be a happy couple
whats with the hand? other than that i like posh so there!
Why is it that Posh is always looking DOWN when she's with her husband and kids?!?! She never looks up, she always has this miserable look on her face. She's not even close to being pretty, and she doesn't ooze any sex appeal. The kids are cute though. lol
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Okay, so maybe I am mistaken but don't they have three kids?....Where the fuck is....the other one? Also, Bobble-Head is looking a little bit 'Nightmare Before Christmas' in all of those photos. Hello Sally!
That is one gorgeous family, I really love this couple.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think Posh is smart. She has way more control over the papslaps if she never moves her face.
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if P can't touch her kids, what else can't she touch???tsk tsk. :)
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Ugh. I can't talk about that other stuff.
Let's say this again!:
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:19pm.
Second to the last thumbnail.
Ha! I love how she holds up her hand as if to say in her best snooty voice..."I'm done touching the children. Get them in the car, please and...don't touch me!"
LOL!
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Sheeps,
I just read that the little girl that answered the door FOR SANTA is the one he shot in the face!!! How dead do you have to be inside to shoot a little girl in the face?!?!?!?
Deb,
From what I am reading this guy was all sorts of fucked in the head!!! Bomb, Santa, booby trapped car...seems like if he had not burned himself he would have tryed to take the cash and booked off to Canada.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 6:08pm.
It sounds trippy: he was in a Santa suit with a gas bomb in a gift box? Bet that messes up the survivors' Xmas memories for the next few many years. He had this all planned out, but his plans were so retarded that it all went wrong from the start--flying to Canada at Xmas being the last misguided step! (Sorry, Canuckians.)
Seriously Sheeps!
You think at 45, there might have been SOME warning signs of that sort of violence!?!?!?
Suddenly Mom telling stories for the 5th time about people that I have never met ain't so bad.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:58pm.
Don't forget the bomb in the rental car that blew up later.
Seriously FUCKED UP. Why to these losers have to take people out with them? Kill yourselves and leave the innocent out of it.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:58pm.
You think your family holidays were bad?
Joe S.,
Holy shit! A 45 year old with no criminal record and no history of violence shoots 9 people to death, burns down the house then kills himself!?!?! Fuck. How scary is that shit?!?!?
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I really like her outfit, but I am sick of seeing them everywhere.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:45pm.
Off topic: Sheeps / PSL, what is the detail behind the Pardo attack on xmas eve?? Trying to find online..
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Don't mean to butt in, but I was just reading about it
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081226/ap_on_re_us/santa_shooting
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Chocolat
xoxoxox
Off topic: Sheeps / PSL, what is the detail behind the Pardo attack on xmas eve?? Trying to find online...
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
I actually dig the "Get Dressed Up & Go To A Nice Restaurant For The Holidays" thing.
What's the point of going to a restaurant if you don't even eat? You *know* she reacts to human nourishment like a cat to water.
Maybe she can have a heaping glass of oxygen while hubby and kids digest actual food.
Aaah, the happiness they ooze. Becks looks like he's chewing a lemon and she's her usual giggly self. If you don't like your pictures taken stay in and get pizzas delivered, idiots. I'd prefer that too, so sick of them. If you choose to whore out your kids and parade your latest silly outfits play your part. Again. Idiots.
The oldest son (what's his name?) is adorable.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:42pm.
Second row, first thumbnail the little one's pants aren't even hemmed. They're rolled up. WTF..can't they afford to get the kiddles pants hemmed?
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maybe the stapler ran out of staples. I know I HATE when that happens!
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Poor kids. The one kids pants are rolled and he's wearing white sneakers and the other kid has brown loafters with a gray suit. But becks and posh are perfect. Glad to know they care so much about themselves.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:08pm.
did you buy your boobs too?
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Haha, no, they're home grown and not perfect, thank the lord.
Second row, first thumbnail the little one's pants aren't even hemmed. They're rolled up. WTF..can't they afford to get the kiddles pants hemmed?
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:13pm.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:44pm.
Nope, I am in not so sunny today So.Ca
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So... who are you boxing with?
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Um...yeah.;p
Thank you for stepping in there - I had to run away for a spell.
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She is adorable but they never show her from the back because she doesn't have a hiner.
Good Lord even Christmas is seen as an opportunity to whore out the family for the purpose of publicity. I loathe her. But she was actually quite attractive in her spice girls days. She looked so much better with an extra stone or two in weight on her. Her desperate attempts to turn herself into some sort of supermodel fashion icon a la Kate Moss as she doesn't have any talent for anything else have made her look like the shrivelled up piece of chamois leather she is.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:13pm.
Oh, with my imaginary and not so friends who do have the day off.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:44pm.
Nope, I am in not so sunny today So.Ca
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So... who are you boxing with?
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:44pm.
Nope, I am in not so sunny today So.Ca
did you buy your boobs too?
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I have boobs her size-ish but certainly don't have a clavicle like that. Maybe I should switch to edamene beans and lettuce too.
The middle kid is cute but they all bore me to tears. If "Posh" is annoying after only a couple of years, try her being in your face for the last 10+years with no respite looking likely :(
I could have done without the giant sparkly bow on her head.
Hate her-even on Christmas.
Those boys are going to grow up to be lady killers!
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pretentious bitches.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 1:36pm.
I like Posh... and her family. Happy Boxing day!
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Are you in Canada....? Just curious.
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Submitted by thereversepeephole on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:29pm.
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Dude. That is why you ALWAYS bring some kinda recording device to family get togethers. LOL! I hope y'all are ok after that, btw.
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I like Posh... and her family. Happy Boxing day!
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:56pm.
I read somewhere they were going to dinner at one of Chef Ramsey's restaurants..
Maybe he swore at her??
LOL! He walked out of the kitchen and saw her picking at her lettuce and yelled, "Why don't you bloody eat some fucking food?! Next time stay home and eat lettuce with your fucking rabbit, you bony cow!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:45pm.
shes actually said that about herself.. something like "im a very average looking woman who works with what I have"
She doesn't have smile muscles, then? When she giggles naturally, as occasionally on that short-lived L.A.-based reality show, she looks quite human.
I read somewhere they were going to dinner at one of Chef Ramsey's restaurants..
Maybe he swore at her??
Sounds like your Christmas was indeed cheery, Michael K. Hope Santa bought you everything you want. The younger Beckham boys are beyond adorable.
And not only a Happy 2009 to you, but also to the wonderful Sparky in Voorhees NJ...even though he hates me.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:59am.
Posh (face-wise) is really an average, even slightly odd-looking woman
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shes actully said that about herself.. something like "im a very average looking woman who works with what I have"
I like the bitch for some reason.
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