It's A Posh Christmas For The Beckhams
My Christmas Eve was spent in my nasty ass pajamas, eating some sort of chicken leg with my hands and drinking red wine out of a bottle (it's all my mom had) while watching the Top Chef marathon and giving my family members the evil side-eye. The Beckhams obviously do shit differently. Posh wore her normal "sexy secretary going to a funeral" get-up and the Beckham men all wore suits to have Christmas Eve dinner at some fancy ass restaurant in London.
I never understood when families spent their Christmas at a restaurant. Maybe because it forces them to behave and shit? I was never into that. How the hell am I supposed to get drunk and act the fool with my family with all those dumb strangers around judging me?
Posh and her family probably sat at a table together and barely spoke. She nibbled on her lettuce ends while the rest of them stared at her, fighting the urge to climb her damn clavicle bones. Seriously, how is that fun? It wouldn't be Christmas without a good old fashioned drunk family fight that ends with all of you passing out on the couch together while It's A Wonderful Life plays over and over again on the TV. Or in my case, while a Top Chef marathon plays a million times. I think I watched every episode at least five times.
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Why not call her Grimyqueef. I mean both lips probably have an equally grim look I'd think.
she would look 1000 times better if she smiled once in a while.
if she even looked as though SOMETIMES she smiled.
god she is grim looking.
her new name shall be Grim, or if mk prefers, The Grim. or Grimley Scowles.
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Oh shit! Thanks for reminding me. I'm still in my Christmas Eve jammies. I think Christmas is done now right? Can I get up now and throw out all these bottles? Is it over??
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:20pm.
Becks joins LA for $250 big one's, fails to win fuck all
No kidding. He scored only 5 goals (10 assists) in 25 games, but was injured much of the time. He def didn't help pro soccer in LA as had been touted.
Submitted by thereversepeephole on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:29pm.
Wow. Can I come to your house next year?
my family had an apparently nice christmas dinner, we were civil and stuff, and then one of my cousins and his family arrived, my cousin was buzzed as shit and kept hitting the bottle, dancing around, and yelling another cousin "you should be proud of your father...he's good for nothing" and bursting laughing like a hyena, then he had some sort of attack and started vomiting all over himself, his little kid and shit...it was hilarious, next morning he was like "what happened?" shame I didn't tape the whole thing.
I think people who spend Christmas Eve in restaurants do it so they don't have to talk about personal things like they would at home. Clearly, Posh is just playing at being Mommy and has no clue how to interact in private with her kids and she takes them out so she doesn't have to.
Those boys are adorable.
Why do I suddenly feel the urge to play the xylophone? Perhaps it's Posh's sternum calling out to me...
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Lets see, Becks joins LA for $250 big one's, fails to win fuck all, then goes to play for Milan (to play competitive football), so he can be a hopeful for the England squad. Good job he knows how to earn it, coz biatch sure knows how to burn it..
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Ha! I love how she holds up her hand as if to say in her best snooty voice..."I'm done touching the children. Get them in the car, please and...don't touch me!"
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
"Question: Why do all these celebs insist on holding their kids like they are babies even when these kids are old enough to walk? Put the kid down, Becks. He's three!"
My oldest daughter was an escape artist, so I had to carry her in a vice-grip.
Of course she wasn't as well-behaved as that Beckham kid; she'd have been flailing and screaming in my arms, which is why we so rarely went out in public until she learned to behave herself.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:12pm.
sometimes you just want to hold them forever, but you can't
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Hey Hysteria! - for some reason we both get busy up in here and I never really got to say these two things I've been THINKING about saying a long time....1. I LOVE what you do with your avvie:) and 2. HAPPY HOLY DAYS!
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i think holding kids is great. it is easier sometimes and they grow up so fast. sometimes you just want to hold them forever, but you can't
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True that KidL. Tom is one freaky dude thats for sure.
i'd kill to be her for a week
that kid she's holding in the main pic will be an adorable (gay) guy...
those clavicle bones! like a turkey carcass!
anything below 600 calories a day is considered a starvation diet. your metabolism shuts down. the body starts feeding on itself, the heart, bones, brains . . .
mornin' sluts! haffy black fartday
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I find it kinda weird you guys hate to see kids carried. I carried my girl a lot until she was about 4. Know why? She was slow. She wasn't great with stairs...I never tried but I can't imagine she be very good with stairs AND all that light flashing in her face...She got distracted. She would touch things...and so on. A lot of times it was just easier on me to carry her. O yeah - And I had a carrier and I wasn't afraid to use it. One summer away actually I used her to keep my arm muscles;p
Plus - ain't no one else in the world ever gonna carry you but your Mama. Or your Daddy, if you gots him.
I have to give Posh props tho. SHE'S STILL HERE! Honestly, I didn't think I'd hear about ANY of the Spice Girls, at all, by the year 2000. And that Posh Spice thing was one of the realest things in Show Biz, apparently. Can't stand her but I find it really hard to hate on her too....
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Submitted by CatLover2 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 12:00pm.
Are her and Katie no longer BFF's? I bet Katie was too fat for her.
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I think the BFF act was just that an act-and Tommy Girl's attempt to get them to join his nutty cult.
Lord knows, I can't stand the Beckhams but I will always give them credit for saying no to that cult!
"Posh (face-wise) is really an average, even slightly odd-looking woman"
But... but... but she was a Spice Girl!!
lmao
Hang on, I'm crying now.
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Are her and Katie no longer BFF's? I bet Katie was too fat for her.
"And RuPaul. And speaking of, I can't wait for HIS new show"
And there was much rejoicing.
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Question: Why do all these celebs insist on holding their kids like they are babies even when these kids are old enough to walk? Put the kid down, Becks. He's three!
Posh (face-wise) is really an average, even slightly odd-looking woman.
Ru's new show should give us DListers plenty to talk about.
Weren't they? Only Posh could pull that shit off. And RuPaul. And speaking of, I can't wait for HIS new show...
Her tea was probably both a diuretic and a laxative.
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You can put a tuxedo on a monkey but it's still a monkey. You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig. You can dress up the Beckhams but they're still the Beckhams.
Those boots were the fuggiest.
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I think Becks likes him women to have some meat on their bones.
I liked the report from some months ago that, on a flight from London to LAX, Posh had only hot tea (from her personal tea selection).
Does anyone remember those whacked out no-heel black spaceboots she was trotting around in not too long ago?
Weird, her boobies seems to be a bit "down side" :p
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Cheers! Still a bit early for me, yet.
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i hear she eats grapes for dinner. that's it. pathetic.
romeo is a cute kid (looks like daddy, especially with the great hair), as is cruz. i see the ugly son isn't around.
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"My Christmas Eve was spent in my nasty ass pajamas, eating some sort of chicken leg with my hands and drinking red wine out of a bottle (it's all my mom had) while watching the Top Chef marathon and giving my family members the evil side-eye."
& that is why I love MK! FUNNY SHIT!!!
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Deb: I ought to crack open a bottle of wine and just spend the rest of my day here.
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Good Morning All my new frienda!
I love her they spend money so delighfully!
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Me too! Muah!
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Their kid has nice hair.
Deb: this post-Christmas snarking is warming the cockles of my lump-of-coal heart.
*sigh*
lol
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Submitted by ProfessionalDil... on Fri,
She probably goes for the iceberg lettuce leaf and THEN purges.
LOL! You're probably right!
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"Bulemia will do that to you."
Well thank God I quit when I did.
"Do you think she just picks on a piece of lettuce, or does she go for it-appetizer, salad, entree, and dessert, followed by a trip to the vomitorium, (ladies room)?"
She probably goes for the iceberg lettuce leaf and THEN purges.
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I think that's Gordon Ramsey's restaurant. They're showing solidarity.
gosh she is disgusting. I bet it is like fucking a stick.
and wtf is up with her hair???
he is HOTTTTTTTTTTT though!
Damn you think her cooks could have made something at least.
Submitted by ProfessionalDil... on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 11:35am.
In almost every picture I see of her, she's got her head pushed forward so that she looks like she's going to bob for apples
Bulemia will do that to you. God, I'd love to know what she orders for dinner. Do you think she just picks on a piece of lettuce, or does she go for it-appetizer, salad, entree, and dessert, followed by a trip to the vomitorium, (ladies room)?
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Hmmmm...Guess Santa didn't think to replace StickGirl's pig nose for Xmas.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
the beckhams go to a restaurant for christmas, so the boys will know that there is such a thing as food...gawd knows actual food isn't kept in the house as long as posh has breath in her body...
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In almost every picture I see of her, she's got her head pushed forward so that she looks like she's going to bob for apples. Does she walk with a chicken-bob to her head?
Also, her breasts look not unnatural in this photo. Did she have some (more) work done?
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Posh needs to face facts- she is not pretty enough to wear her hair pulled back off her face.
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