Two Limp Pieces Of Broccoli Got Engaged
It is a sloooow slooowwwwww gossip day. Somebody please go and wake Brit Brit up and tell her now is a great time for her to crash the crazy train again. I swear. I went to Winchell's to get a fucking bear claw for breakfast, came back and there was this story on TMZ. I figured some of you broccoli lovers might care, so here it is.
Two pretty rich boring people got engaged. Wow, right? Tom Brady apparently asked Gis Buttchin to be his wifey while they were riding on a private jet from New Jersey to Boston on Christmas Eve. Tom proposed to Gis in front of her parents, she said yes and then Bridget Moynahan wet queefed.
Seriously, you know Bridge is laughing her ass off at this, because as soon as Gis gets knocked up, Tom will be taking his peen to another snatch. Trust this.
And now that we've gotten this exciting story out of the way, let's all get drunk at T.G.I. Friday's and then go terrorize the conservative memaws at Kohl's by throwing a panty party in the middle of the "intimates" section.
Sibsi, I love it! Its so fun...resin is super stinky tho...but I am having a great time. cant wait to be good enough to try and sell on etsy.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I never understood the appeal of Grisel. She is just not attractive to me. I wonder if Leo DeCrapio is crying in his boyfriend's arms.
Wow they look like brother and sister. but they sure are pretty aren't they?
Tom is getting married to a horse faced fur wearing idiot. Great.
Good for you, Tom. You deserve all the happiness in the World. Now heal up and win some more Super Bowls, OK?
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I think Gis is pretty in an outdoorsy way. His eyes bug the crap out of me - no soul at all. His eyes are dead. DEAD!
Submitted by Brittny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 6:23am.
Stoked to see I am not the only one who thinks they look like fucking twins. Creepy! Esp in that picture.
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Joining in the growing numbers of those who think they could be related... and creepy!
OT: how are you liking jewel craft, Brittny ?!
I can't tell them apart.
Stoked to see I am not the only one who thinks they look like fucking twins. Creepy! Esp in that picture.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
OMG! Giselle looks so ugly on that photo!
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Heh...why not get married? They have both been replaced as the #1's in their respective professions, so what else is there to do? Can't stand either of them, so I hope they are miserable, er, happy together. I give it a year tops, if they even make it to the wedding day.
Fuck. I thought this was the gay couple in the blind item. They look like fucking fuckpig clones of each other with their butt fucking ugliness.
Leo is better looking IMHO
Please stop with the tanning. It is not a good look.
They may be as bland as milk but their kids sure will be purty.
tom is the pretty one in this coupling...
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:39pm.
Ha! Did not know that.... Everyone used to say, "You know she was CG's last wife?" I never checked. Yes, she was a bit of that B-word you used. :) She reminded me of her judge character on LA Law--with the sexay wattle?
Sheeps, he married a non famous lady after Dyan. Anyways I can see Dyan being real bitchy. Hope she was semi nice to you.
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:26pm.
Dyan. Wasn't that his last wife? (I'm really not a Cary Grant scholar by any means.)
Dyan Cannon or Barbara Harris?
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:11pm.
Oh, cool. (You don't wanna know what my guesses were.) In London? NY? I met his last wife a few times for biz. She was, umm, over-assertive.
Cary Grant. :)
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:08pm.
Well, thank you, but that means you're in real trouble.
Who's that in your avie? *knowing I'll be embarrassed when you answer*
Sheeps you are the wise sage in my computer. :D
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Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:42pm.
Thanks! I love Boston. It is a great town. Great mix of old and new.
Good luck to all your teams, as long as they don't play any of mine! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 9:51pm.
Hell I would marry myself too, but I am afraid of commitment. :D
Why don't you just live together on a trial basis?
Hell I would marry myself too, but I am afraid of commitment. :D
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I think most of us are attracted to people who look like we do. My proof? Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman.
I'm sure it's been mentioned but if it hasn't, Tom broke up with Bridget before he knew she was pregnant. Most people don't find out in their first month of pregnany that they're pregnant and that's when they broke up. Did you expect him to get back together with her just because she found out she was pregnant? That's lame. Anyway congratulations to them.
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erm also NOT gangsta.
That's a man baby.
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Gisele looks like Tom Brady's sister. It always irks me when I see people who marry mirror images of themselves.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
I bet he wants a boy who looks like himself. Oh wait, he already has a son.
They at least will have gorgeous babies,they are both so attractive
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i dont know why but i believe his ideal mate would be himself...maybe cuz they look alike
I'm sure they're both very very thrilled to be engaged. My boyfriend and I look way better together though and we don't look like gay/straight twins separated at birth.
That said, contratulations! May you always be happy together for the next few weeks that your marriage lasts.
That's just me, always looking on the bright side!
attractive couple
but super boring!!
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I bet Jesica Simpson is losing her mind right now with jealousy!!!! Now, if only she could get her QB to propose or knock her up, her life (and Papa Perv's) would be complete!
And I totally agree......... they (Tom and Gil) do look a lot alike! Kinda creepy.
Living well is the best revenge.......
She has more of a man-face than he does. Not attractive... All of her sisters are better looking than she is. Not sure what people see in her... She has to go into contortions to even look like she has a waist and hips - she has such a toothpick body, except for the fake tits.
Say what you will but I'd pay money I dont have to watch these two going at it!
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Black Lake, I was just thinking that Tom Brady looks like Dexter.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:34pm.
Actually, I have no problem with any of the Philly teams, I have family roots there, even though I am a born and bred Bostonian. Its those damn Steelers I hate... ; )
Seriously though, if you're a Phillie fan, congratulations! Feels pretty nice doesn't it... : )
Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:32pm.
Seriously, everyone hates a winner when the winner isn't your team.
True! Now how about those Phillies? ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:00pm
You have every right to be bitter... ; )
Seriously, everyone hates a winner when the winner isn't your team. Spygate just gave everyone a more concrete reason to. As a Red Sox fan I know how I'd feel if something like that came out about the Yankees. I don't care though, I'll cheer for them no matter what. And no, I'm no bandwagoner. Loyal fan since I was 13, but more so in 92 when my dad got his season tix.
And the reign only took a year-long holiday... ; )
OK, without reading the comments before posting, I'm a big Pats fan and I love Tom. Needless to say I think Giselle is an overrated horse-face.
The baby will be due in 7 months.
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What an over-rated, boy-body, anorexic model!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
OK, why is a Victoria's Secret model, with probably rooms full of bras at her disposal, wearing a white bra under that cable knit sweater? Huh?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is it just me, or does Brady look like a serial killer?
they look related
*yawn*