Two Limp Pieces Of Broccoli Got Engaged
It is a sloooow slooowwwwww gossip day. Somebody please go and wake Brit Brit up and tell her now is a great time for her to crash the crazy train again. I swear. I went to Winchell's to get a fucking bear claw for breakfast, came back and there was this story on TMZ. I figured some of you broccoli lovers might care, so here it is.
Two pretty rich boring people got engaged. Wow, right? Tom Brady apparently asked Gis Buttchin to be his wifey while they were riding on a private jet from New Jersey to Boston on Christmas Eve. Tom proposed to Gis in front of her parents, she said yes and then Bridget Moynahan wet queefed.
Seriously, you know Bridge is laughing her ass off at this, because as soon as Gis gets knocked up, Tom will be taking his peen to another snatch. Trust this.
And now that we've gotten this exciting story out of the way, let's all get drunk at T.G.I. Friday's and then go terrorize the conservative memaws at Kohl's by throwing a panty party in the middle of the "intimates" section.
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Good thing they have a place in Mass. since that's where they'll have to get married.
Please let Karma work and she dump his lame ass. He's handsome but what a prick to leave his wife while preggy. Fuck him, I hope the Karma fairy cares enough to have him on her radar.
File this under Boring Couples.
They look more like damp kitty litter than broccoli.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
The only way we'd know this is if one of them (or their PR folks) told us. I guess that, on a private flight from NJ to Boston, with roses and champagne, you pretty much have to get down on one knee as soon as the plane levels off.
Submitted by gines on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 2:29pm.
is it just me or do they kinda look alike
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I think you're right.
He's such a tool.
Michael K, you still in Ca? Cause I could take you to TgI Fridays and Kohls. But Kohls is boring. Let's try scaring the old ladies at Mervyns closing doors everything 95% off sale.
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You know how to party, MK!
I wonder if Giselle even has eggs, let alone periods.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dear Giselle:
Congrats hon! Here's some advice from Creepella:
Don't have a baby - for two reasons:
1. It will have an incredibly large forehead and
2. Tom will leave your ass, maybe for a singer
this time.
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Bye! Good
Yawn.
I'm up for getting drunk at TGI Friday's. I'm at work and bored as HELL.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Whatever.
is it just me or do they kinda look alike