Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Speaking of tissues, which pop star won’t even throw away her own used hankies? When she gets a case of the sniffles in the recording studio, the high-pitched princess forces an assistant to do it. (Gatecrasher)
Mimi-mimi-mimi-mi!? I wish she would also force her assistant to throw away those dirty tampon boots.
Which couple has several difficult decisions to make now that their fake marriage is over? This gay, opposite-sex married couple were both in the closet for professional reasons, and agreed to the fake marriage to enhance each other’s professional image. However, now that the marriage is over, one of them may be coming out of the closet. That leaves the other, an actor, to decide whether to come out themselves or pretend that they are shocked - shocked! - that their spouse turned out to be gay. Both are unattractive options, as the former may hurt the actor’s career, and the latter would just be a lie which could result in hefty financial penalties. (Blind Gossip)
This month, Kate Walsh is the queen of all damn blind items!
Which actor is completely confusing Santa this time of year? She made contributions to several charities during this holiday season. Sounds generous, right? Except that she then sent notes to her staff telling them that in lieu of a holiday bonus, that donations had been made in their names to a charity (no, it wasn’t The Human Fund!). Naughty or nice? (Blind Gossip)
The Maddox on my shoulder is telling me to say Jennifer Aniston, but I'm going to guess Saint Angie Jo!
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I don't give a fuck how much weight Mariah Carey loses that's not gonna stop her from looking like a fucking monkey.
uh god she looks so ghetto. hay mariah? beyonce called and wants her jacket and boots back..
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Annie: "was she a gift?"
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Re No. 3: It's gotta be an actress who is not part of a well-known couple, since it's all framed in the singular. That eliminates Brangelina, TomKat, etc. It's also gotta be someone well off, with staff. "The Human Fund" (Seinfeld Festivus epi) is a big clue, suggesting the actress is cheap or falsely charitable. Beyond that I guesseth not.
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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)
Mariah is a big fan of "Dumb and Dumber." "It makes me laugh," she says.
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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)
Christ on a Christmas Cupcake. How many ostriches had to die for Mimi's shitagious boots?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:02am.
how is that off topic? you can't talk about Mariah without ragging on her clothes!
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WWJDFAKB (what does the second half stand for...? I kinda thought it would be SAFO): And you're right. She dresses JUST like a tween.
And I think she won't handle her own hankies. What a BEYOTCH!
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Submitted by peace and love on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:31am.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar? Dumb I know.
I thought it was off topic b/c its about blind items, but I guess it is hard not to mention her horrid taste in fashion.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by peaches on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 8:25pm.
These people you speak of are what are called Covet Narcissists!
Cool, thanks. I'll check it out. Do any meds come with that diagnosis?
Edit: I think you mean "covert." Here's a chart that compares overt and covert narcissism:
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yes I meant covert, thank you. And unfortunatly you can't give medications yet for anti social personality disorders. But Narcissists, unlike sociopaths, do have the capacity to care about other people, so they are able to be helped by talking to a therapist, or they feel remorse or sadness when they see how their pretentious attitude alienates others (like Tommy girl seems to have done) so they are not as hopeless as a sociopath! though in your chart, it looks like overt narcissm might be more fitting to Brad, and covert more for angelina (check out the part about incest, creepy!). The book I read made covert narcissism the description that suited them, there wasn't overt narcissism, but the different clinicle psychologists have many different interpretations of anti-social personality disorders, si it can get confusing sometimes.
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Thank you to mustang sally to proving my point! Deb, I suggest Mercinaries because nothing else has worked!! The bad guys keep confiscating these poor people's food and water, so I suggest hiring mercinaries, to help fight for these people to have there food, suplplies, etc, and to teach them to fight! Sometimes force is needed, I'm sorry! As for Clooney, he started a whole new McCarthiesm in Hollywood, but against Republicans, two wrongs don't make a right!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:02am.
how is that off topic? you can't talk about Mariah without ragging on her clothes!
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Trudat.
WWJDFAKB (what does the second half stand for...? I kinda thought it would be SAFO): And you're right. She dresses JUST like a tween.
And I think she won't handle her own hankies. What a BEYOTCH!
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You just go on about your business:)
omg thous boot are ugly lol
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how is that off topic? you can't talk about Mariah without ragging on her clothes! She has horrible taste. Even when she wars beautiful things, she has to slut it up. So trashy.
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"
Its off the topic but there's something about Mariah Careys outfits (her overall style in general) that bothers me.
Its a look that I always try to be the opposite of whenever I get dressed.
It's not even the fact that her style is slutty, if anything its a slutty style done wrong.
Mariah Carey has the fashion sense of an 11 year old girl.
I stink at this, but I'll give it a try
1. Christina. She looks the type to blow and cringe
2. Why would Kate have to hide if she were gay? I can't think of any other newly divorces so I will go with Kate.
3. Ok. I just saw a movie with Vanessa Williams in it, were she does that.
I'm going with Angelina (lol@Maddox on your shoulder). OR Katie Cruise
I don't know how that was a double post
please, before i forget (?) someone sterilize mimi...
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:45pm.
R.E. : Creepoids
School's out, and no one will get them beer.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:45pm.
Okay - you caught me!
happy shopping food holiday!
sheldon from the big bang theory - my new crush.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:29pm.
Could you just sit still for one freaking minute?! I keep trying to wish you a belated Merry Christmas. I can't seem to grab you - not any of your body parts. :)
What's your avie, hun?
I go away for a while (days and days), come back and there are a bunch of strange creepoids on other posts, who seem to have a thing against or for (they all seem to be insane so it's hard to tell) Canada. Obviously JDs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:27pm.
I heard that he's ambidextrous, and he calls the other one Matt Damon.
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Clarisse - wicked good find on the repo chola.
If you forward to MK AND get credit for it askf or a tshirt or some dlisted shit in lieu of payment.
He used to give that stuff away on caption this contests.
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What makes George Clooney a "leftist"?
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that's the hand he's named 'bradley'.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:21pm.
I was thinking Overinflated Party Raft Anonymous, or Opra
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Team V.,
Isn't it strange that she is only capable of covering her puffy, synthetic things with more puffy, synthetic things? Surely it's a disease.
Overinflated Pool Toys Anonymous maybe? OPTA
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 9:57pm.
peaches, while I respoect your opinion, I have a few questions.
What makes George Clooney a "leftist"?
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closet case.
Oh, for chrissakes! I missed the euphemism!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Weird to see Mariah with her funbags covered, but she still managed to look like an overinflated pool toy.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 9:57pm.
peaches, while I respoect your opinion, I have a few questions.
What makes George Clooney a "leftist"?
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closet case.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
peaches, while I respoect your opinion, I have a few questions.
What makes George Clooney a "leftist"?
You say,"This money should be used to hire Mercenaries to fight for these people and protect them from those stealing from them and slaughtering them before the other stuff!"
That sounds like a military intervention to me. Unless a total committment is made by the world on helping people in war-torn and/or failed states, no good will come of it. "Our" mercenaries will be fighting "their mercenaries" in a sovereign country.
Hmmm. Sounds like Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, (for the US and the Soviet Union), & the West Bank.
Where does the "help" end and "interference" begin?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
breaktheleash!
Is that your puppeh mutt???? Gorgeous!! Papp / Shiba / Pom mix???
On topic...don't care.
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Submitted by peaches on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 8:25pm.
These people you speak of are what are called Covet Narcissists!
Cool, thanks. I'll check it out. Do any meds come with that diagnosis?
Edit: I think you mean "covert." Here's a chart that compares overt and covert narcissism:
http://www1.appstate.edu/~hillrw/Narcissism/arrogantshycomparison.html
Kate Walsh played a transsexual on CSI. She made a great he/she.
Mariah's style is so fucking unspeakably gross it's best for me to always scroll past her pictures really fast.
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That's what I'm screamin... Gotta love the Cholas!
Madam S / breaktheleash,
RIGHT!?!?! If you see her rollin in the car...she is ROLLING!!! Holy Moses!!! IT is LOVE!!!!
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Submitted by peaches on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 8:19pm.
This has nothing to do with charities but, since Africa - guess I could stick Jolie in there to stay on topic - has come up in a few comments, I think that it is disgusting that the world (supposedly represented by the U.N.) has decided to let Robert Mugabe - a man who has been demented for a long time and is getting worse every day - remain in power and let "his" people "Zimbabwe belongs to me." die of cholera. Send in your mercenaries, Peaches.
He is corrupt and a murderer and no one will touch him. Thousands of Zimbabweans are sick and dying and nobody is helping them. Does this not seem like the height of evil to anyone else? There is a huge flaw here in not doing anything, just because Zimbabwe is an independent country. Letting a madman rule a country and ignoring the cries of the people has been done before. I thought that "Never Again." meant something.
On topic: I've got nothing - said something, earlier. Sorry to shatter the snarkfest (no, really, I am) but I thought it needed saying and so I did.
I agree on the first two but think the third one is Oprah
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Clarisse, just saw the pic of Sonia from the Repo thing... TRUE chola. Miss Sonia's got MY heart!
"For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"
Clarisse!
Ha! You are not joking! Love is most definitely in the air.
OH!!! And I just found MK's new LOVE!!!!
http://www.trutv.com/shows/operation_repo/interview-sonia_pizarro.html
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LCT!
Saliva is nature's lubricant silly!!!
*pulls off t-shirt*
You go on girl!
TITS,
That's her way of saying "I love you!!"
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could #3 be Oprah?? and # 2, Kate Walsh's ex-husband is not a famous actor so it doesn't fit.
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Next year I was totally going to give my step-sister and her family cards noting that donations have been made in lieu of Christmas gifts because she's a presumptuous loony, but now that Angie did it, I think I'll stick with smelly decorative soaps.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:30pm.
I think it often means the donor is holier than thou. It also implies you're too lazy or cheap to make your own donation.
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These people you speak of are what are called Covet Narcissits! I read about it recently, the description of a covet narcissist is like the perfect description of brangelina, It was insane!
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 8:21pm.
don't be sad - she missed and bitch slapped me.
at least .... i think she missed...?
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Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure..... let's go with 'missed'. I 'missed' high-fiving you and accidentally got you right in the teefs.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 8:15pm.
Carrottop,
You givin my high fives to TITS????? It's cuz I am a lowly American isn't it?
*wipes tears*
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don't be sad - she missed and bitch slapped me.
at least .... i think she missed...?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 8:15pm.
Carrottop,
You givin my high fives to TITS????? It's cuz I am a lowly American isn't it?
*wipes tears*
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Clarisse, my darling, I was just putting Vaseline on my lips in preparation for the hardcore motorboat I'm about to give you.
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Submitted by Keane on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 6:41pm.
Migration of Africans to countries in the west where work is available. I mean it's been happening for decades anyway and no-one even refers to all the people coming here as asylum seekers any more even though that's the law they use to gain entry to the Uk, they call them "economic migrants". Basically life sucks if you're an African because you can't work yourself out of poverty cause there ain't any business or jobs to be had, so the only way they can do that is to leave. Theroux basically says that all the billions of dollars we have pumped into Africa over the last 40 years have been completely wasted as it has all been stolen by corrupt govts or used ineffectually and the problems have actually got worse rather than better since he taught there in the 60's.
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Well this writer is right! I wish more people recognized this! Especially regarding charity fromthe UN and leftists like George Clooney! This money should be used to hire Mercenaries to fight for these people and protect them from those stealing from them and slaughtering them before the other stuff! The UN is completly useless, they are on the side of not only America, but the worlds enemies all the time! Penn and Teller did an expose on how UN workers have raped african village women they were supposed to be helping! also the recent 24 TV movie and the movie Hotel Rwanda also have exposed the UN as useless if not harmful!!! makes me question people like Angelina and Clooney as people with all their "UN Work"! If they really were in it to help people and not their own image, they'd work with groups that actually help people!!!
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Carrottop,
You givin my high fives to TITS????? It's cuz I am a lowly American isn't it?
*wipes tears*
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Submitted by K2 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:24pm.
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I don't give a rats ass if Jen's movie sucked balls. I'm just glad she came out ahead on Christmas day! Choke on that dick, Mr. Pitt! Yes, people prefer to see Jen with a dog than to see an asshole age backward!!
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Amen to that K2!!! There is a God indeed! Besides Why should Brad Pitt be rewarded on Christmas when he's made some pretty hateful remarks against Christians and denounced Christianity!
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TITS.
High five.
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