Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Speaking of tissues, which pop star won’t even throw away her own used hankies? When she gets a case of the sniffles in the recording studio, the high-pitched princess forces an assistant to do it. (Gatecrasher)
Mimi-mimi-mimi-mi!? I wish she would also force her assistant to throw away those dirty tampon boots.
Which couple has several difficult decisions to make now that their fake marriage is over? This gay, opposite-sex married couple were both in the closet for professional reasons, and agreed to the fake marriage to enhance each other’s professional image. However, now that the marriage is over, one of them may be coming out of the closet. That leaves the other, an actor, to decide whether to come out themselves or pretend that they are shocked - shocked! - that their spouse turned out to be gay. Both are unattractive options, as the former may hurt the actor’s career, and the latter would just be a lie which could result in hefty financial penalties. (Blind Gossip)
This month, Kate Walsh is the queen of all damn blind items!
Which actor is completely confusing Santa this time of year? She made contributions to several charities during this holiday season. Sounds generous, right? Except that she then sent notes to her staff telling them that in lieu of a holiday bonus, that donations had been made in their names to a charity (no, it wasn’t The Human Fund!). Naughty or nice? (Blind Gossip)
The Maddox on my shoulder is telling me to say Jennifer Aniston, but I'm going to guess Saint Angie Jo!
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I'm guessing Blind # 3 is Paris Hilton...
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:19pm.
Will you marry me? nobody, and I mean nobody throws down better than you my friend.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Re No. 2: The part about financial penalties for denying he or she knew the other spouse was gay is really inneresting. They made a marriage contract with statements in it that each knows the other is gay, and with penalties if someone says otherwise? Just wow..... why bother? Also, this leak itself--from one side's lawyers or PR--has gotta violate the contract, too.
HEY MARIAH OR MARY OR MARY MAGDELENE OR WHATEVER YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING NAME IS. SEND SOME CASH MY WAY. ABOUT $300,000 I'LL TAKE IT AND SAVE IT AND FUCKING GODDAMN INVEST IT AND IT MAY PAY FOR MY GODDAMN FUCKING FUTURE LIVER TRANSPLANT. IT SURE IS BETTER THAN THROWING IT AT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING UGLY SPANKING ASS VOMIT LOOKING OF A HUSBAND.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:57pm.
ive been back for a while now :( BOOO!
I thought so!
was it exciting? I would shit myself if I got to go anywhere like that, overseas.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:11pm.
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Whatever.
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Chocolat
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:57pm.
ive been back for a while now :( BOOO!
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<"Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:00pm.">
Nope. The item also leads on that the actress half is the bread-winner of the team. It's SJP-MB.
1) Mariah Carey or Christina Aguleria (because she seems like she would do that and make the excuse that she doesn't want to get the baby "sick."
2) I'm going to say Will and Jada Smith.
3) I'm going with Maniston. She's gotta make the chin stop growing!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:52pm.
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Hmmm not sure I agree on SJP & Matthew B. I can see MB being gay or bi, but before marriage SJP had some long-standing relationships with hetero men - Robert Downey Jr among them (and a fling with JFK Jr) That doesn't mean she's not bi I guess..
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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:20pm.
#3 Who other than Angelina is known for charities?
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well if anyone believes that woman is known for giving to charities then her pr firm has earned their fees!
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Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:42pm.
hoffalina♥ what up mama cakes:)
Hey baby, still in Japan? or back.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Don't know the first one, though Mimi is a good guess.
#2 could be Kate Walsh but her ex-hubby is not an actor. Isn't he some sort of executive at a studio? Coming out of the closet wouldn't hurt his career at all. Most of those studio guys are gay (David Geffen). I really don't have any other guess but I can't wait for something to happen!!!
#3 is not Angelina!! I can't imagine she would be so cheap with her staff. They all know she gives to charity on a regular, year round basis so why would she even attempt to pull this crap. No, it's not Angie. Not Oprah either since she is well known for giving VERY expensive gifts to her staff (like fur coats and diamonds). Don't have a guess on this one either.
I'm useless with these blind items today. Maybe it's the Christmas cheer that's blocking my brain. I'll do better next time.
<"This gay, opposite-sex married couple were both in the closet for professional reasons, and agreed to the fake marriage to enhance each other’s professional image. ">
Matthew Broderick - Sarah Jessica Parker. From a mile away. Last week or two you had almost the same blind item and it mentioned one child is in the middle of this, which fits too.
hoffalina♥ what up mama cakes:)
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Hey Missy, thanks for clearing that one up! Back to Crocodile Dundee for me.... yes xmas tv is that bad in the UK this year!
what bullshit.
when My man worked in a hospital the Dr.'s would give everyone hundred dollar bills like they were tens.
do I know/care about anyone here??
"looks around, confused."
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by shandi on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:30pm.
Oprah is known for donating to charities, so maybe Oprah for number 3? Althought I just can't see her doing that.
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I can!! Especially if her staff are white.
Well!
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Oprah is known for donating to charities, so maybe Oprah for number 3? Althought I just can't see her doing that.
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Submitted by Keane on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 3:29pm.
Who is this gay couple Kate Walsh and someone else who come up in all these blind items? What show are they in? Are they hot? Should I care?
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hi keane!
1. dunno
2. dunno
3. not really
4. no
:)
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Who is this gay couple Kate Walsh and someone else who come up in all these blind items? What show are they in? Are they hot? Should I care?
I don't want anyone making a donation to anything in my name, then calling it a gift. I don't care if it's the Widows HIV Orphans Poverty Fund (WHOPF). Just make the donation and don't pretend to get me a gift--I'll be fine.
#3 Who other than Angelina is known for charities?
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
1- MIMI
2- Yeah, that red head chick.
3-- TY TY, she'll probably do a week long show about it, you'll see
3- says is an actor, but then again, who can forget Coyote Ugly...and Black and white, Jacko's video
I love blind items! I learn so much! And I love you Michael K for enlightening me. You are the light of the world! (no lie)
Mimi is a bitch whore slut cuntfaced bitch who needs a kick up her ass. Grow up MIMI..you slobbola.
St. Angie Jo is the saint of demons and dominatrix. She needs a bitch slap just to keep her skinny skank ass in line.
I wonder what the policy is on assistants and used toilet paper for the "princess".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
that sucks to not give the assistants a bonus!
Mimi, of course is the first one. If it isn't, then I would say Aguliera.
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