Monday, December 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 26th!
excerpted from Aretha's forthcoming recipe book...
Smother small east Asian village beneath chi-chis.
Marinate in Smoking Loon for a day. (Also marinate the village.)
Slow-cook for six hours.
Serves one. - BobsBB
Runners-up:
And this one is for all my fallen Korean homies. - Wikkidraven
It was a great pool party til that Kardashhian chick got her period. - Vern
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Right back atcha Vern. You have my respect for deciding to go there...
Also, I have to give a shout out the Brit Brit "purple drank spa" one. That had me rolling...
Congratulations BobsBB and wikkidraven!!!!
My kid says "peh" cos I'm number 3 but I still feel like a weiner!
I MADE IT! Sweet Z-Level fame here I come. Look out Kato Kaelin!
Congrats funny winners:)
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Congrats winners!! "Serves one" Ahahahahaha!! It was nice to start Monday back at work with a smile - thanks guys! :)
Congrats to the winners! Funny stuff. I'd offer you all a glass of wine, but there were a few floaters in it.
Congratulations winners!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats. you funny sluts!
The clincher was "serves one".
That made me smile
LMAO these were ALL really funny, congrats to all the winners, thanks for the smile!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
the bitch who got her period in the family pool is asked to use pons next time k thx!
i know getting your period and becoming a woman is a big deal.. but i didn't realize bathing in it was a celebratory option.
I need my SHAM RWOW.....OH Rimpik divers use da SHAM RWOW......
Sake to me!
Who let ' 1 guy 1 1983 Bordeaux De Francais Bottle ' into the communal pool??
Unlike the Duggars, Japan's biggest family is a bunch of drunks, and they get their kids started early too.
The Japanese Civil Defense practices their mass disinfection process in case Paris decides to make another visit.
The outdoor bar at The Poo-Ping Palace.
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And the # 1 suggested name for Wal-Mart Wine…
Nasty Spumante
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so this is how the gay guy from Star Trek celebrated his wedding.
AAAAAAAACK! THE LINK! IT'S EVERYWHERE! AAAAACK!
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Michael K: "What the fuck? This isn't Asti Spumanti!!"
Lindsay Lohan donates to the poor, but the outcome wasn't what they expected.
Has anybody seen my tampon!?!!?!?!??!?
Ok now after submersing yourselves for 3 minutes, say Lucy Lu five times real fast....
Roo Cee Roo
Roo Cee Roo
Roo Cee Loo
Roo Cee Loo
Looosie Looo!
It worked! Anyone can learn English with Rose' Stone!
Just another Saturday evening at Nitty's house.
Stop trying to tell me that Monavie crap really works.
I always knew a glass of wine was a good way to unwind, but I never realized that bathing in it could actually get the curl out of your pubes.
Bukkake Bordeaux: a slightly nutty flavor with just a hint of chocolate and cherries. Bottles with a stray pube are a prized addition to any wine enthusiasts collection.
Jim Jones 2.0
the latest asian gameshow hit: Fetal Alchol Syndrome
Amy Winehouse finally overdoses, but her remains are put to good use.
See!? I told you the water would turn purple if you peed in the pool!
Glass of Chateau Du Taint anyone?
What a waste!
Check this out:
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Everyone knows drinking red wine is good for your heart, but the Japanese always just have to do one better than the rest of the world.
Check this out:
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Yum...sweet and sour chicken!
Son of a bitch, its Merlot!
yet another Wino post.
MISTUH MIYAGI NOW GUNNA FART SO WE CAN HAVE CHAMPAGNE....
Clearly we're not drunk enough. Dump another bottle of the good stuff in!
No, no, no! You're supposed to have them drink the Kool-Aid! Good help is so hard to find.
Chin Lee's "All up in the Kool-Aid now guess the flavor" party was a big hit this year.
China's ban on tampons has everyone seeing red!
You all been living in western world too long. In old country, we only bathe in sake.
Wine pool anyone?
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The only pool where everyone doesnt mind getting up at 5 am to do 1000 laps.
Being that magazine covers were losing interest, the Jolie-Pitts decided to baptize all 87 of their new children together.
LL
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Drag queens, clowns, and mascot animals... they are all cut from the same cloth (and freak me the fuck out).