Monday, December 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 26th!
excerpted from Aretha's forthcoming recipe book...
Smother small east Asian village beneath chi-chis.
Marinate in Smoking Loon for a day. (Also marinate the village.)
Slow-cook for six hours.
Serves one. - BobsBB
Runners-up:
And this one is for all my fallen Korean homies. - Wikkidraven
It was a great pool party til that Kardashhian chick got her period. - Vern
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You all been living in western world too long. In old country, we only bathe in sake.
Wine pool anyone?
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Submitted by BobsBB on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:50pm.
Excerpted from Aretha's forthcoming recipe book...
Smother small east Asian village beneath chi-chis.
Marinate in Smoking Loon for a day. (Also marinate the village.)
Slow-cook for six hours.
Serves one.
LOL
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:17pm.
Aromas and flavours of wild currant, plum, and extended Asian family. Overtones of your dirty bald uncle who always looks at you funny when you're wearing a bathing suit. Notes of a cheap spandex blend, because let's face it, that suit your sister is wearing is trashy. An abundance of guilt undertones from your mother. Hearty, lingering tones of your toddler cousin's piss, because you know he did. Best paired with either red meat or wild game.
i believe we have a winner!
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