Monday, December 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 26th!
excerpted from Aretha's forthcoming recipe book...
Smother small east Asian village beneath chi-chis.
Marinate in Smoking Loon for a day. (Also marinate the village.)
Slow-cook for six hours.
Serves one. - BobsBB
Runners-up:
And this one is for all my fallen Korean homies. - Wikkidraven
It was a great pool party til that Kardashhian chick got her period. - Vern
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My eyes look just like this around 3am.
You know, if they just introduced tampons into japanese society people wouldn't have to guess which is the wine.
Michael Jackson decided to up the ante on his tried and true 'Jesus Juice' technique...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
That must be how they marinate their dog, cat and roach.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
If you seek Amy (Wino), the road starts here.
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 7:17pm.
Overtones of your dirty bald uncle who always looks at you funny when you're wearing a bathing suit. Notes of a cheap spandex blend, because...
Overtones of your dirty bald uncle....hahaha.
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I think you misunderstood when I said we could just get Chinese and a big bottle of wine for dinner...
Maddox's water birth-themed pool party is a hit.
Aromas and flavours of wild currant, plum, and extended Asian family. Overtones of your dirty bald uncle who always looks at you funny when you're wearing a bathing suit. Notes of a cheap spandex blend, because let's face it, that suit your sister is wearing is trashy. An abundance of guilt undertones from your mother. Hearty, lingering tones of your toddler cousin's piss, because you know he did. Best paired with either red meat or wild game.
The final scene in "A Christmas Story" that ended up on the cutting room floor.
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
And people still claim that Maddox's birth family wasn't compensated.
Asian Jesus was a lot of fun at parties
You know you wish you were part of Michael K's family during the holidays.
Ok, here's some more, "Stop your whining".
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Godzilla's butler marinates dinner.
Today's Special: Gooq au vin.
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(God forgive me!)
He made it rain on dem Chos.
This is why I only drink white wine... those Sulfites in red wine are a trashy bunch.
Sure, it's good, cheap wine, but rinsing off in the golden shower kills the buzz.
Those people don't realize that they're being marinated for the "Cannibal Fest" this evening.
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So this is how Phuket Island got its name.
So this is is what Michael K's backyard looks like...
We proudly serve BO Merlot
The professional wine tasters couldn't never taste the other three ingredients;chlorine, urine and rice.
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After the Wasabi hot tub the wine pool was a welcome dip.
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The locals stopped complaining about Godzilla as soon as they taught it the joys of drinking
Japanese tourists LOVE Britney-world, where they enjoy attractions such as "Cheeto Palace" and "Purple Drank Lagoon".
More glapes, more glapes.
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me so horny monk
I'm not drinking that wine. Period.
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Lazy river bottle neck.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
Everybody "wang chung" tonight!
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"For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"
Red, red wine...goes to my head...
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because of the fact that he works for me, a woman of power,...he came back to LAPD later and they told him to fold up his police report into a origami and hang it on his door.--CLove
..ever have that 'not so fresh' feeling ?
Don't drink and dive.
Cabernet Sauvignon is people !!
Jack: If they want to swim in Merlot, we're swimming in Merlot.
Miles Raymond: No, if anyone says "Jump in the Merlot", I'm leaving. I am NOT swimming in any fucking Merlot!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This wine tastes like piss.
I'm no Beaujolais Nouveau lover, but I'm pretty sure pubes and body funk won't make it taste any better.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
There is a reason the wine tastes like salty piss and shit.
Celebrating Yoko's Period Turns Macabre
Everyone knows that you don't serve red wine with fishy smelling women.
Soon afterwards, the world's largest pupu platter was made.
The ugly truth behind Trader Joes' "Two Buck Chuck."
Excerpted from Aretha's forthcoming recipe book...
Smother small east Asian village beneath chi-chis.
Marinate in Smoking Loon for a day. (Also marinate the village.)
Slow-cook for six hours.
Serves one.
This is not a recommended tasting for "beginners"!
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"For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"
If you can dream it....the Japanese will masturbate to it.
I have seen in person people doing this and yes it is totally bizarre. I also saw people bathing in vodka in Russia. No seriously, in a jacuzzi.
Good grief, all you people do is wine, wine, wine.
No one seems to be in any hurry to flee the
Red Tide Tsunami ...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:16pm.
Everything was fine until they switched to coffee for dessert.
hahahahaha
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huh? what? Show me what you got! Rub it against my thigh!!!