The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 26th!

excerpted from Aretha's forthcoming recipe book...
Smother small east Asian village beneath chi-chis.
Marinate in Smoking Loon for a day. (Also marinate the village.)
Slow-cook for six hours.
Serves one. - BobsBB

Runners-up:

And this one is for all my fallen Korean homies. - Wikkidraven

It was a great pool party til that Kardashhian chick got her period. - Vern

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:24pm.

Flava Flav is turning Japanese!

Submitted by aWHOREable on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:20pm.

A rare glimpse into Tara Reid's circulatory system...

Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:17pm.

Only when the bottle of red Bordeaux was opened, did the group began to realize that they aren't in a hot tub, but a slow cooker.

Submitted by corinnebaileyrae on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:17pm.

Daddy,

Ah's gone to the PURPLE DRANK spa.

Love,
Brit Brit.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:14pm.

Waiter! There's a family in my drink!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by nemophish on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:12pm.

A Merlot with strawberry undertones, an oaky finish and a hint of Asians...

Submitted by Seeitsme on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:10pm.

We are all sick of being called Yellow skinned. This should do the trick!

Submitted by Clevelandsports... on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:06pm.

Hey! Who stole some of my family Christmas dinner pics!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:05pm.

Boone's Farm introduces a new sushi flavored wine for the holidays.

Submitted by babsadoodle14 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:05pm.

Just another Bai Ling Christmas

Submitted by soggy88 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:04pm.

So thats how they make rice rine.

Submitted by MrsWestlake on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:02pm.

doesnt that burn their twats?

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:02pm.

If you're going to swim right after eating, at least do it right.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:01pm.

Some people will do anything for a free drink.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 5:00pm.

The cast of "Lost in Translation" had to get good and drunk before they could listen to Scarlet Jo's new album.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:59pm.

You think this is fun, wait 'til you take a ride on the Sake Slide!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:58pm.

It's a DListed Christmas Party!

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)

Submitted by Richiegay on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:58pm.

UHG ! This is making me vomit in my mouth from gagging a bit. Gross

Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:58pm.

Latarian and his friends doing some "stewed-rat" stuff.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:56pm.

I've heard of drowning your sorrows, but this is ridiculous!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:56pm.

Somewhere in LA, Lindsay Lohan just drained her pool and ordered 564 bottles of red wine.

♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫
"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:54pm.

It was a great pool party til that Kardashhian chick got her period.

Submitted by misstia on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:54pm.

The Chinese really didn't understand how to be fans of 'Wino'.

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:53pm.

Amy Winehouse has moved on to an Asian location.

Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 4:53pm.

It's even a wild party in Wino's veins!