Night Crumbs

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 9:17pm.
How embarassing for Michael Lohan to be celebrating his 21st birthday with his mother Dina.
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Bet his mother insisted she be his "date" for the Junior prom.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

I never knew Rihanna liked the Lakers!

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

I am not one for Poo but I can be a Brit and do it on the Loo with you M8 or is that Aussie?

I can't stand Pee Doody or whateverthefuck his name is this week.

Diddy's latest thing is his new "I AM King" fragrance... Now tell me, who's gonna buy THAT?

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"For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"

I'd take one for the team with the white beard dude.

Puffy has to be the most annoying and unfunny human being on the face of the earf. After that idiotic Sarah Palin blog i refuse to go there. Not that he was wrong, but that he was so fucking annoying about it.

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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"

As for t-shirts, my favorite is the one on the Irish lass on this page:

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/03/funny-t-shirts.html

I am the one for you Katie, I have an enormous sausage labia and my sexual aura burns with it's called lust dude

How embarassing for Michael Lohan to be celebrating his 21st birthday with his mother Dina.

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"I'll trade wisdom for youth any day..."

You're still waiting for wisdom, Brad. Any man who lets their "wife" wear his balls as earrings is not wise.

Well, I'd certainly say life with Jennifer Aniston would be a dead end for anyone. Take heed, Mayer.

And the hell - does Prince think he's some sort of Bajoran princess? [/Star Trek geek reference]

Oh, Brad, will you just STFU already?! If I hear one more time how perfect your life is with Saint Angie, I'm going to scream.

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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08

Yes, Prince is totally high maintenance and difficult. We all know this.

I don't care!

Just keep making great concerts.

Re: "It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself"

I'd totally let that hit me from behind as I chew on a hayseed and drink moonshine from a measuring cup. Gross, maybe, but we all know that Big Bubba has done more banging than a screen door in a cyclone. Biker hilljacks FTW! \o/

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

HUGH HEFFNER IF A FUCKING GODDAMN DISGUSTING MOTHERFUCKER. AT LEAST LARRY FLINT WAS HONEST ABOUT HIS NASTINESS. IF YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING GET DOWN AND DIRTY DON'T TRY TO PASS IT OFF AS CLASSY. FUCKING GODDAMN PLEASE. HUGH IS JUST FUCKING GROSS. HIS LATEST STUNT OF HAVING TWO TWIN FUCKING GIRLS IN HIS BED IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. AND THIS IS COMING FROM A HORNY FUCKING MAN. GODDAMN. GODDAMN I HATE HEFFNER.

I wish Prince would jump up on my bones and

make me nasty. I hear he has got a BD and he is not even Latino....

Prince is still a hottie but I really can't stand him since he turned i to a religious freak

Brad Pitt is gross

Slutty Claus is nasty but I hate fake titties in general,so ugly,I rarely see a decent pair

I would not touch any of those men ever

Shirley Jones' husband is gross,nothing worse than a thief

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Prince's ear looks like an open mouth that's about to take a bite.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

I bet Prince doesn't Poo

MK, since you already have Afternoon Crumbs, maybe it should be Night Morsels?

Submitted by Cara on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 8:37pm.

Prince could light babies on fire and I'd still love him.
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I wouldn't.

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Chocolat
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Why does Prince have kernels of corn in his ear?

Cara,

If Prince lights babies on fire, he's going to charge a bunch of money for you to watch and then insist you can't play the baby burning video at your wedding, funeral, or New Year's Eve party. He may even sue you for watching his inspired fire baby videos.

“She would, literally, be first on the list as far as I’m concerned in any capacity,” Cowell said of wanting Britney Spears on this year’s season of American Idol."

Simon has let me down. In what was I guess a very diplomatic offer, Simon says(!), "I would love to see her mentor the contestants, but if she doesn’t want to do that, and she wants to come on the show and perform, I would welcome her anytime.”

Below is an article telling how Britney refused to mentor or spend any time with the contestants, all the while lipsynching her performance on a TALENT show.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1090052/Keep-away-diva-Brit...

I was foolish enough to believe that Simon had more integrity than that.

Every other guest star spends some time with the contestants, even "diva" Mariah.

If Shitney was an anonymous contestant, Simon would tell her to go home.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Prince is such a fucking lady and I only imagined shopping with him even when I was little.

It bugs me to see guys using a straw for anything other than a milkshake.

Prince could light babies on fire and I'd still love him.

ok, i have NEVER seen a male Jehovah's Witness with one earing, let alone a gazillion in one ear...i'm just sayin'

"It ain't gonna suck itself"-- I LOVE IT!

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"For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"

Prince has gone self rightous on us all. Pissed off at people using his music on youtube. Judging people's sexuality. Who knew this would happend back in the 80's?!

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