Friday, December 26th 2008

Night Crumbs

Prince sips like a fucking princess....at a Lakers game - Socialite Life

Brad Pitt's life before fatherhood was a dead end. Barf. Barf. Barf. - Celebitchy

Guess who has another annoying video blog? It's not hard. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Ho! Ho! And Ho! It's Slutty Claus! - Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Gosling can sing?! Yeah, he sort of can - Popsugar

Because you can't get enough of Simon Cowell's fur titties - Just Jared

I'd totally do the guy in the middle. I'm gross. - Cityrag

The clit lickin' Playboy bunny is getting married in June - UsWeekly

Disney quits Narnia - E! Online

Shirley Jones' husband has been thieving! - TMZ

It's a White Oprah item! I thought the bitch fell in a gutter and couldn't get out or some shit. It's been ages! - Page Six

China hates the Dark Knight - HuffPo

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:33pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:27pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:24pm.
And remember these words: Please. Thank you. You're welcome. and Sorry. You'll be fine:)

Whoa. I won't fit in very well, will I? Now, do you a prince or Great Leader or something?
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I dunno, dude. We gotta whole bunch of old white guys fighting about who does what as far as I can tell.
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Sorry! My bad! Thanks!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:32pm.

I like them, but they make me feel guilty about stereotyping so much. They really perpetuate some half-myths, eh?

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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:33pm.

RE: Canada
Which music do you hear more of in the grocery store? Celine or Bryan Adams?
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Celine.

Grocery stores have bad taste.

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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:33pm.

RE: Canada
Which music do you hear more of in the grocery store? Celine or Bryan Adams?
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WOMANIZER! and If I Was a Boy! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:17pm.
what mouse? Who mouse? Can I be mouse too?

me too Sandy I am being left out again "sob , Sob".

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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:32pm.

Carrottop,
I/You/We are talking about something, but I/Me/We cannot concentrate with Your/My/Our new avie!!! Grrrrr baby!!!

WAIT! My/Your/Our avie is also CB!!! That's PROOF!!!!!
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Shit, sorry self, I totally outed us with matching avie people. How can I ever make it up to us?

I watched The Machinist last night and am just starting Equilibrium. Machinist was goooooooooooood. Well, the movie was weird, but he was gooooooooooooood. Even though he looked like Nicole Richie.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:27pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:24pm.
And remember these words: Please. Thank you. You're welcome. and Sorry. You'll be fine:)

Whoa. I won't fit in very well, will I? Now, do you a prince or Great Leader or something?
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I dunno, dude. We gotta whole bunch of old white guys fighting about who does what as far as I can tell.

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RE: Canada
Which music do you hear more of in the grocery store? Celine or Bryan Adams?

Paris is for stoners.

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Actually, Sheeps, the best tutorial you'll ever get is exposure to Bob and Doug Mackenzie, particularly their 12 Days of Christmas.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=sEbUtpPQihM

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Carrottop,
I/You/We are talking about something, but I/Me/We cannot concentrate with Your/My/Our new avie!!! Grrrrr baby!!!

WAIT! My/Your/Our avie is also CB!!! That's PROOF!!!!!

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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:27pm.

Wow! over 600 comments on Prince? Further proof that we need the Brangies to come out of hiding and pose for the paps!

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O we don't even need them! We did 3 pages on them right here already:) O yeah - Brad's in here! He talked about his kids...I remember....

That was what? Three days ago now?;p

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Sandbitch, I already can't tell the difference. You're now unofficially Canadian, eh?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:28pm.
Beer is a food group, and we love sex, so both senses of the word 'dry' are covered.

*perking up*
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:24pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:17pm.

I'd like to visit Canada someday, but I don't speak the language.
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@LCT:
It's easy. Just make every 'a' sound into an 'ah' sound.

==Let me try thaht...Cahnahdah eh?

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:23pm.

*taking careful notes* One key Q: it's not a "dry" nation, is it?
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Beer is a food group, and we love sex, so both senses of the word 'dry' are covered.

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Wow! over 600 comments on Prince? Further proof that we need the Brangies to come out of hiding and pose for the paps!

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:24pm.
And remember these words: Please. Thank you. You're welcome. and Sorry. You'll be fine:)

Whoa. I won't fit in very well, will I? Now, do you a prince or Great Leader or something?
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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:23pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:19pm.

*taking careful notes* One key Q: it's not a "dry" nation, is it?
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Sorry for budding in but:

HELL NO! Are you crazy! It takes a lot of drank to be that polite!

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Bye PSL!

But have a lovely day:)

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:17pm.

I'd like to visit Canada someday, but I don't speak the language.
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@LCT:
It's easy. Just make every 'a' sound into an 'ah' sound, say 'eh' after every other sentence, and smile inappropriately at everyone you pass by. That smile is pure Canadianese in all its glory.
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And remember these words: Please. Thank you. You're welcome. and Sorry. You'll be fine:)

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okay since the fucking crazies are out, I am leaving.....because I am Mouse, of course.

Have a great day and keep it "real" , people.

love!

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and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:19pm.

*taking careful notes* One key Q: it's not a "dry" nation, is it?

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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

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Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:19pm.

Stop pointing fingers at REAL people, why are you so obsessed with thinking everyone is everyone else?
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You rock, Farrah. But, honestly, I'm pretty sure it's so she can get back in. It's like create a flurry of confusion, get peeps pointing fingers at each other and take the attention off her.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

This IS so bizarre tho. I remember EXACTLY the same thing from before...all this blaming. I was pretty new but, even then, it was just absurd.

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@angel-
That fucking wagon moves fast, you better jump back on it!

Paris is for stoners.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:17pm.

what mouse? Who mouse? Can I be mouse too?

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*High Five's self again!*

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:17pm.

I'd like to visit Canada someday, but I don't speak the language.
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It's easy. Just make every 'a' sound into an 'ah' sound, say 'eh' after every other sentence, and smile inappropriately at everyone you pass by. That smile is pure Canadianese in all its glory.

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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:16pm.

@angel-gasssspp!
I thought you gave up coffee a while back. That first taste was so amazing, right?

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SO FUCKING GOOD! I can't even tell you. So yummy. But I won't be messing with my system again. I fear I did this to myself withthe first one:(

PS. *High Five's self!*

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what mouse? Who mouse? Can I be mouse too?

I'd like to visit Canada someday, but I don't speak the language.

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It's BRITNEY! I know it!!!

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@angel-gasssspp!
I thought you gave up coffee a while back. That first taste was so amazing, right?

Paris is for stoners.

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Oh yes, bacon too. But Canadian bacon is a little too healthy for my tastes. BTW, congrats on the mouse promotion.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:13pm.

@LCT: Ah...that makes more sense - I thought I saw someone ask you how it was and I thought DAYUM! That was fast.

And I'm having the SECOND (I gave myself a treat - day before yesterday - i think) Coffee I've had in a long while cuz sleeping now would be DISASTROUS. I'm gonna try to stay up till a 4 year old's bedtime, at least.
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Mmmmm. I could really go for an iced capp right now. You've only got 8 more hours to go...

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:10pm.

I have to say tho - I am SO proud to FINALLY make this list. I'm a SOMEBODY now! I used to just watch the list go by and wonder (a la Pequena Hilary Clint0n) WHYYYYYYYY?!? WHYYYYYYYY!?!? does no one ever call ME mouse. No fairsies!

But now I'm mouse so it's all good:)
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So if we're both Mouse, then are we the same person? Oh wait, OF COURSE we are, we're from Canada! I keep forgetting we're the only one person that lives in this entire country. High five, self!

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@Mr. Pres:

What? No bacon?

@LCT: Ah...that makes more sense - I thought I saw someone ask you how it was and I thought DAYUM! That was fast.

And I'm having the SECOND (I gave myself a treat - day before yesterday - i think) Coffee I've had in a long while cuz sleeping now would be DISASTROUS. I'm gonna try to stay up till a 4 year old's bedtime, at least.

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I have to say tho - I am SO proud to FINALLY make this list. I'm a SOMEBODY now! I used to just watch the list go by and wonder (a la Pequena Hilary Clint0n) WHYYYYYYYY?!? WHYYYYYYYY!?!? does no one ever call ME mouse. No fairsies!

But now I'm mouse so it's all good:)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:05pm.

@LCT: Did you actually GO to PEI??
Or you were planning?
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Not yet. I want to within the next year or so. Preferably not during tourist season.

Have a large Timmy's coffee and chase it with a Diet Pepsi. You'll be good to go for another 28 hours.

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I love hockey and donuts. So I guess I love Canada too.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:47pm.

I ♥ Canada and Canadians.
Especially Rick Mercer.
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*ahem*

We love you too, Mrs. K:)

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LOL! This is the crazaziest no news thread EVAH! LOL!

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@LCT: Did you actually GO to PEI??
Or you were planning?

Sorry I don't know what the topic is. I'm about 28 hours in with no sleep at this point and I just don't give a fuck. No - I do. I'll go look. *sigh*

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Wait a second. Who was that freak that used to do that all the time....? I always figured it was Mouse tryna draw attention away from herself....

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Submitted by Dayanara Bitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:57pm.
what a gangster that dude is! Heey what's up bitches? So I see Mousie is still up too her old tricks. for the record KS is good people. I should know I talked to her on the phone and I am a real Canadian. So here is the skinny on this
Mouse loser... AKA SHEEPS,, TITS,, SUGAROO, TIGERLILLY SAUSAGE FINGERS, SOCK MONKEY ANGEL i and many many more
for you real peeps that post on here
She is an insane sociopath shut in who is a
pathetic liar and she hates KS cuz she knows she knows the truth. Mouse you are a fat,
pathetic, lying loser.. you live your life day and
night on the computer and you drove off all of the good people here once. yes you MOUSE MOUSE
you sit here like the insane person you are and frigging talk to yourself ALLNIGHT LONG!
Every word she writes is a lie..
She drove off all the D listers once to form her own Blog " Dirt Star Diaries'
then continued to post here.. She was Snoopy's Doghouse and still posts on the Forum
you are a LOSER MOUSIE !!
WE ALL HATE YOU !!!

huh? Are you accusing all the regs you have just named? I have been an avid reader- sometimes poster for 30 odd weeks and I just don't see that???????????????

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:58pm.

Ok Dayanara, who on here is Mouse then?
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Dayanara, of course.

and/or Baked Ham

and/or Moist for Poo

and/or Catlover2 - but that one's a keeper so she's playing nice:)

Edited to add: and/or Katie Scarlett:)

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Ok Dayanara, who on here is Mouse then?

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Submitted by Keane on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:45pm.
Right well you absolutely have to start taking melatonin straight away - a good 3 tablets a night. You're a prime case for needing to take it as you've been sleeping in the day for so long your body won't be producing any melatonin. What you can start doing is to take anti-histamines on odd nights when you really want to sleep as you've something important on the next day, or just now and then to catch up on what you've missed.

Thank you so much Keane for #1 being so helpful and #2 realising I am so needing this! I will go see my chemist on Monday to get me some melatonin for starters! I swear it is a HUGE problem in my life! If I need to be somewhere I will be there but it affects me so badly in other ways. I have been unable to hold down day time jobs but thrive in my evening waitress job. I won't go into the rest but you may have just changed my life -I will let you know. Thankyou once again

On topic - shit I have forgotten- oh yeah I think Prince is still hot.

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Submitted by gyeah on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:52pm.

WHA...HOW...WH...t...f... Lolo is awesome and one of the funniest people on here...what happened??

edit: this is a million pages away so...
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YEAH. EXACTLY. Lolo got banned and none of the trolls did. I don't know what the story is... some people said that there were people causing problems from her IP which is why her IP got banned. What are the chances of THAT?? I don't know, but something's fishy.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:07pm.
"Prime example: Lolo gets banned...'

WHA...HOW...WH...t...f... Lolo is awesome and one of the funniest people on here...what happened??

edit: this is a million pages away so...nevermind.

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It really doesn't matter if that disgusting rabbit doesn't have any ears because I don't think your supposed to eat the ears. And that's all those smelly little things are good for.