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Prince sips like a fucking princess....at a Lakers game - Socialite Life
Brad Pitt's life before fatherhood was a dead end. Barf. Barf. Barf. - Celebitchy
Guess who has another annoying video blog? It's not hard. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ho! Ho! And Ho! It's Slutty Claus! - Hollywood Tuna
Ryan Gosling can sing?! Yeah, he sort of can - Popsugar
Because you can't get enough of Simon Cowell's fur titties - Just Jared
I'd totally do the guy in the middle. I'm gross. - Cityrag
The clit lickin' Playboy bunny is getting married in June - UsWeekly
Disney quits Narnia - E! Online
Shirley Jones' husband has been thieving! - TMZ
It's a White Oprah item! I thought the bitch fell in a gutter and couldn't get out or some shit. It's been ages! - Page Six
China hates the Dark Knight - HuffPo
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It really doesn't matter if that disgusting rabbit doesn't have any ears because I don't think your supposed to eat the ears. And that's all those smelly little things are good for.
Morbidosity said,
How in the hell did the USA get so many damn people?
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Da huh? I thought most people didn't like very cold winters. Are you sure you aren't talking about Minnesota?
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Right well you absolutely have to start taking melatonin straight away - a good 3 tablets a night. You're a prime case for needing to take it as you've been sleeping in the day for so long your body won't be producing any melatonin. What you can start doing is to take anti-histamines on odd nights when you really want to sleep as you've something important on the next day, or just now and then to catch up on what you've missed.
As for them being addictive well that is true for people who still have relatively normal sleep patterns i.e. the more they take the less able their body may become to going to sleep of its own accord. But if your ability to sleep is already completely fucked like yours and mine you really have nothing to lose. Piriton is the mildest one and I take Phenergan. It can also be found in Night Nurse which I'm not sure you can get everywhere but its better to take the tablets as this has a cough supressant too which is not good for you.
If you try a remedy like Nytol, you'll find the chemical one is just an anti-histamine. The herbal one I forget the name of the herb involved. It doesn't work for me at all anyway but may work for you, begins with p I think. Google it under sleep-inducing herbs. As you can see I have fully researched this subject! Red wine is also great as it has lots of melatonin in, so a glass or 2 a night can be helpful
Submitted by The Brandy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:38pm.
he speaks very highly of you!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:59pm.
Fell off the drama wagon, right on my head!
No candles...just latkes.
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On topic
Prince, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Prince
Let me rock you, that's all i wanna do
Prince, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Prince
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
Feel for you.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Wow, that was a bit harsh, don't you think?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Prince is such a fucking fag I'm surprised his asshole hasn't fallen out. That shit is probably so stretched out he couldn't pinch a kong dong. He is wrong on so many levels.
Submitted by Keane on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:24pm.
mmm thanx Keane, I don't take any drugs whatsoever but I have been a baker for the past 22yrs on and off my last stint being about 6 months ago. My hrs were between 6pm and 5am and I am unable to go to sleep before around 6am EST. I am at my wits end as I can stay awake all frigging night and sleep all bloody day. It is driving me insane. I know it's sooo off topic but it's a real downer in my social life! In all honesty I am scared to take drugs as I am worried I might become addicted.
On Topic yeah whatever
miffed_33 - I have a condition which means that I haven't had a natural night's sleep for over 2 years. I am completely dependent on taking anti-histamines every night to knock me out and give me a full night's sleep. Without them I'd be awake until around 5am every morning and get about 3hrs sleep a night, so I feel your pain. I'm probably fucking up my ability to return to a normal sleep pattern in the future, but right now I need to sleep to improve my healh so am in a bit of a catch 22. If you don't want to use anti-histamines you could try taking melatonin. If you've been getting up regularly while its still dark your body won't have been able to produce enough of it itself (it does this when its dark) so a supplement may help. Other than that I'm not sure there's much you can do. My mum's been a chronic insomniac for around 20yrs after taking some pretty heavy sleeping tablets prescribed to her at the time for a month. Some drugs/lifestyles permanently fuck up your biological clock and it can't be fixed, sorry!
Ok on topic Brad and Ang blah blah blah
Off topic any suggestions (without drugs) how to turn your biological clock around????? I need real answers plz.
HAHA. I just clicked on the Just Jared link and found that they have a Just Jared Jr site. Must be for the folks that find the main JJ site too hard to follow.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Keep repeating it stuPitt, you may believe it some day. What happened to Prince? Why is he being such a jerk?
Oh and as for that Brad Pitt interview nonsense, yes the "dead end" quote was clearly part of the make-Angie-look-less-like-a-deadly-man-stealer-than-she-has-done-recently PR strategy, but by far the most interesting and telling quote was the following: "But whatever the course may be, this time together is extraordinary.” I give it 2 years (in public relations time) folks, and 6 months at the most in real life. Nobody talks about a possible end to their relationship unless it's all but dead and buried. The writing is on the wall. Thank the Lord in 2 years time we'll no longer have to listen to their dull-as-shit diatribe about how amazing it is to be a parent, and how amazing it is to have a personal life and to have children like they were the first people on the face of this earth ever to do it. (I think they will find it was Adam and Eve for all the Christians, or neanderthal man for us non-believers, not Pitt features and Angie Ho. Could someone give them that memo?).
What's not to love about Canadians? Tommy Chong, Corey Hart, and Shannon Tweed. All Canadians, all hot.
Paris is for stoners.
Mrs. Kravitz, did you fall off the Drama Wagon???
Who's your sponsor, JenHagManiston?
She's to blame for everything.
Happy Hanukkah? Right?
Do you light candles in the menorah?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:54pm.
LCT
You--LUGING--BIRFDAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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BARFDAY LOOOOOOJING! WEEEEEEE! I'M SO EXCITED I THINK I MADE A MESS IN MY PANTIES!
No, I didn't. I know you don't like poo. I just farted pink sugar is all.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:53pm.
I have HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE crush on him.
Not sure if I saw the luging episode, though...
I'm sure it was very funny!
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Quick, let's strap him down and turn him straight again. This is my favourite Rick Mercer episode EVER:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8_py3U6Cus
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Own it like a strap-on.
LCT
You--LUGING--BIRFDAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Have fun, doll!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:51pm.
I have HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE crush on him.
Not sure if I saw the luging episode, though...
I'm sure it was very funny!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:27pm.
Oh wait, he was only shot in the arm and he'll live. Never mind. All is well in the World.
Whoa that is still some heavy shit Prez.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:47pm.
I ♥ Canada and Canadians.
Especially Rick Mercer.
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Is he not just the coolest thing there ever was? Did you see the episode where he went luging with Jann Arden? I'm doing that for my birfday next week. I'm hoping by some slim chance he'll be there so I can dry hump him.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:42pm.
What do people think of Canada/Canadians?
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Blame Canada!!!
Ok, sorry! I spent too much time over the days leading up to Christmas watching the South Park marathons! ;-)
It's a filty addiction.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:42pm.
I'm curious, and looking for an honest answer:
What do people think of Canada/Canadians?
==Well, the only canucks I *know* are on here and I LOVES THEM! Oh, I forgot about Pamela Anderson and Dean McDermott.
As for Canadians....all that I've known have been hot pieces.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:34pm.
I had the same problem the other day. I logged in a day later and it was the avie I had cahnged to. On Topic, ummmm, mmmm, oh yeah I was at my old's place the other day to drop off their Xmas pressie and they had seen a show with Andrew Denton on TV (OZ)not you Dlisted TV) and they were like "I saw AJ & CE the other night and I thought she'd be an air head but she was really down to earth and came across so well- go figure.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Can you imagine being Jennifer Anniston? Think about it.... she could single handily bring about world peace while finding a cure for every cancer known to man while simultaneously finding a cure for AIDS and she would still be known as the chick Brad Pitt dumped for AJ....... talk about rubbing salt in the wound.
sorry mate (hehe) but I really don'y give a fig about any of their lives. They have played out all the bullshit they can. They should just get the "f" over it all 4 of them ( Clint included).
LCT - absolutley nothing, seriously! We have no stereotypes/preconceptions/whatever in the UK about Canadians. We also know very little about you. And I hate to say it, but I think people don't care too much either. We are mainly interested in people in countries who throw their weight around a lot in the world, i.e. America. Canada never does anything to bug us or anyone else so no-one really cares!
I ♥ Canada and Canadians.
Especially Rick Mercer.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Nice lots of people from other countries here. Its a melting potalooza.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:42pm.
How in the hell did the USA get so many damn people?
~~~~~~~~~~~ Very cold winters and welfare.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Patty Duke
Mr President - Adriana Lima used to be one of my Facebook friends, I'm pretty sure it was the real one. She's bisexual and a total fucking idiot. I deleted her in the end.
@Sandbitch-
It's all that hood rat stuff us Americans do. But I'm fake French now, so meh.
@Carrottop-
LOL
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:42pm.
How in the hell did the USA get so many damn people?
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Mexicoooooooooooooo.
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Own it like a strap-on.
I'm curious, and looking for an honest answer:
What do people think of Canada/Canadians?
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:33pm.
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Dang! Those Brangeloonies be gangsta! Who knew?
Police officers have it easy though. All they have to do is go to justjared and ask for Cliniqua and her chums.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Buggerem on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:34pm.
Sandbitch, now we'll start balancing all the Americans and Canadians here!
==Were gonna need a few more peeps!
Population:
Australia: 20,434,176
Canada: 33,390,141
USA: 301,139,947
How in the hell did the USA get so many damn people? Must be all that plural marriage and shagging and stuff.
Great to meet everyone (except those fucktard alts, of course! I'm out for a while.....
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AussieBuggerIsRealBitches
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:29pm.
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well, dear, when the drama kicks into high gear my hoo hoo gets all tingly!
*showering Socky with kisses*
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Well, dat esplains the fireworks!! *taking ten steps back*
ON T: Oh, fuck...Okay, Brad is a moron......
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:37pm.
Morbid,
I got extremely sick of the crap in The Powder Room. If I was called a fat, white cunt one more time I was going to throw my laptop out the window.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm sorry EEG. Not all of us in there are like that, and you are missed more than you know. :(
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Patty Duke
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:07pm.
Two Oz-dwellers on here? Miffed and Bugger?
===Make that three. I'm in Brisbane and I should be in bed asleep, I have to get up soon. Damn that double espresso.
I'll be in Brizzy in the next couple of weeks I should come visit? I am an ex baker and for the life of me can't change my body clock any suggestions???????????? I really am serious
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:34pm.
I had the same problem the other day. I logged in a day later and it was the avie I had cahnged to. On Topic, ummmm, mmmm, oh yeah I was at my old's place the other day to drop off their Xmas pressie and they had seen a show with Andrew Denton on TV (OZ)not you Dlisted TV) and they were like "I saw AJ & CE the other night and I thought she'd be an air head but she was really down to earth and came across so well- go figure.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Can you imagine being Jennifer Anniston? Think about it.... she could single handily bring about world peace while finding a cure for every cancer known to man while simultaneously finding a cure for AIDS and she would still be known as the chick Brad Pitt dumped for AJ....... talk about rubbing salt in the wound.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Patty Duke
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:30pm.
It's amusing when people come to a site that doesn't belong to them and threaten to leave. Bye!
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It's amusing when someone who hates life and all of humanity doesn't buy their own island and fuck off.
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The plane! The plane! Smiles everyone, smiles!
Welcome to Fantassssssy Island. I'm your host, Mr. Dork.
Morbid,
I got extremely sick of the crap in The Powder Room. If I was called a fat, white cunt one more time I was going to throw my laptop out the window.
Perth: Wow of a city and very easy living. The Indian Ocean, The Swan River, all the vineyards, easy access to Asia, I could go on and on.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:30pm.
It's amusing when people come to a site that doesn't belong to them and threaten to leave. Bye!
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It's amusing when someone who hates life and all of humanity doesn't buy their own island and fuck off.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Isn't My Two Cents aussi too?
Paris is for stoners.
Even Elton John is chortling at that Prince pic.
Merry XMas to you as well, Sheeps. I hope Santa was good to you. I asked Santa for a night with Adriana Lima but he didn't deliver. Figures.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:31pm.
OMG!!!!!!!!!! The Aussie beeshes are taking ovah!
Hot!
Don't get sassy Sugar lol.
On Topic -see below
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:07pm.
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I've heard Aussies got m8 rep. I blame the Kremlin... and Bush... and Brangelina....... Fuckers! the lot of them!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Loves Corn on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:34pm.
Of course I smell you you Sugaroo. :)
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Wot?
Morbid - just hit refresh a couple times. Sometimes the avie change takes a couple minutes to show.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Sandbitch, now we'll start balancing all the Americans and Canadians here!
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AussieBuggerIsRealBitches