Friday, December 26th 2008

Night Crumbs

Prince sips like a fucking princess....at a Lakers game - Socialite Life

Brad Pitt's life before fatherhood was a dead end. Barf. Barf. Barf. - Celebitchy

Guess who has another annoying video blog? It's not hard. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Ho! Ho! And Ho! It's Slutty Claus! - Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Gosling can sing?! Yeah, he sort of can - Popsugar

Because you can't get enough of Simon Cowell's fur titties - Just Jared

I'd totally do the guy in the middle. I'm gross. - Cityrag

The clit lickin' Playboy bunny is getting married in June - UsWeekly

Disney quits Narnia - E! Online

Shirley Jones' husband has been thieving! - TMZ

It's a White Oprah item! I thought the bitch fell in a gutter and couldn't get out or some shit. It's been ages! - Page Six

China hates the Dark Knight - HuffPo

Posted by: Michael K


miffed_33's picture

Submitted by Morbidosity on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:28pm.
Off topic for one minute: Y wont my avie change... err.

I had the same problem the other day. I logged in a day later and it was the avie I had cahnged to. On Topic, ummmm, mmmm, oh yeah I was at my old's place the other day to drop off their Xmas pressie and they had seen a show with Andrew Denton on TV (OZ)not you Dlisted TV) and they were like "I saw AJ & CE the other night and I thought she'd be an air head but she was really down to earth and came across so well- go figure.

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Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:27pm.
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*opening lid to hamper* *sticking out little sock monkey head*
Psssst! Hi! Farrah! How are your puppies?

ON T: Oh, shit. I got nothin'.....

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Farrah's picture

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:30pm.

ooohh,i forgot about your unconditional love towards MK and the rest of the gay population.

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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

Loves Corn's picture

Of course I smell you you Sugaroo. :)

Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:21pm.
Benjamin Button must be good since some guy got shot in the head for talking during a screening of it. Nobody has ever been shot for interrupting a Pauly Shore film.

Wow, dint hear that, though I encourage the practice. I guess it's hard to hit anyone during a Pauly Shore film. Merry Xmas, BTW, M. le President.

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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

Rosemary's picture

Someone was shot in the head huh for talking during it, just shows how crazy Brangelina people are lol

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by Loves Corn on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:30pm.

No farrah not me thats for sure. Im just telling you whats coming next. I want no part of any of that. I have seen what happens with that. Im just watching altmania play out right now and its funny.

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Sorry but I'm with Farrah on this one. You smell, Corn.

Sugaroo's picture

OMG!!!!!!!!!! The Aussie beeshes are taking ovah!

Hot!

Mr. President's picture

Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:27pm.

Oh wait, he was only shot in the arm and he'll live. Never mind. All is well in the World.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Loves Corn's picture

No farrah not me thats for sure. Im just telling you whats coming next. I want no part of any of that. I have seen what happens with that. Im just watching altmania play out right now and its funny.

TexnDoc's picture

<"I've had it with this. MK better step up his game or we're all leaving. Period.">

It's amusing when people come to a site that doesn't belong to them and threaten to leave. Bye!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:07pm.

Two Oz-dwellers on here? Miffed and Bugger?

===Make that three. I'm in Brisbane and I should be in bed asleep, I have to get up soon. Damn that double espresso.

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:25pm.

Promises treats drama addiction? Wow! Good luck reading the comments. When the drama kicks into high gear, my tummy gets nervous
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well, dear, when the drama kicks into high gear my hoo hoo gets all tingly!
*showering Socky with kisses*
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?

Morbidosity's picture

Off topic for one minute: Y wont my avie change... err.

On Topic: Neither Marley or Benjamin interest me enough to go see...... and...... I will never forgive AJ for totally sucking the hot out of Brad.

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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Patty Duke

Buggerem's picture

Hi EEG,

I've never been to Perth either.

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AussieBuggerIsRealBitches

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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:21pm.
Benjamin Button must be good since some guy got shot in the head for talking during a screening of it. Nobody has ever been shot for interrupting a Pauly Shore film.

What tha?????

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:20pm.

Farrah, you silly goose! Did you stomp your foot when you wrote that? LOL!
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LOl! both feetses.
and

@Loves Corn: why do i have the idea you will jump with a new place for us to go? just wondering, since you've been a member for an hour and yet knows what happened last year.
NOT GONNA WORK NOW.
too bad for you everybody knows now...

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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:13pm.
Hi Socky, my little love bug
I just got out of Promises at Malibu for my drama addiction.
But, um, it didn't take.
I have to go back and read this entire thread.
I NEEDZ THE DRAMA!!!!!
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Promises treats drama addiction? Wow! Good luck reading the comments. When the drama kicks into high gear, my tummy gets nervous so I bug out. I love my Dlisters too much so I wait til things settle, hide in my hamper and come back later.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:20pm.
To All:

Peeps just need to learn to ignore. These crazy cycles on this site happen every few months.

Bitches should be ashamed of shitting in the playground.

A Didgeridoo is an Aborignal musical instrument.

I lived in Perth for two years.

hi

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:20pm.
To All:

Peeps just need to learn to ignore. These crazy cycles on this site happen every few months.

Bitches should be ashamed of shitting in the playground.

A Didgeridoo is an Aborignal musical instrument.

I lived in Perth for two years.

Hi EEG, I have never been to Perth, what is your opinion of the place? I have a few school friends who reside there and they told me they are that desperate for workers you can basically walk into a place and TELL them which job you would like. Sounds too good to be true lol.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:20pm.

To All:

Peeps just need to learn to ignore. These crazy cycles on this site happen every few months.

Bitches should be ashamed of shitting in the playground.

A Didgeridoo is an Aborignal musical instrument.

I lived in Perth for two years.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey There EEG. Havent seen you in the powder room for a long time. Good to see you here though, and you are so right about shitting up the sandbox. Its not enough that this sort of thing was the ruination of the forums, now it wants to come here.
HIT THE IGNORE BUTTON and CARRY ON!

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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Patty Duke

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:03pm.

LCT

gimme a big hug you beautiful ho!
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Mrs K! Oh how I've missed you! Cmeeeeeeeeeeere! Hugarooney!

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Own it like a strap-on.

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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:09pm.

@sandbitch-
I wonder if HoneyBakedHam is friends with the russian from Election night. Memba him???

===Fuck yes - wasn't he a treat! Why on earth he thought *we* would be interested in that crappola is a mystery.

I confess that I get a little excited when some bitch posts snarky comments at other peeps. Dlisted hwores aren't easily dented and I lurvs the witty backlashing.

It's the DUMBARSE posters I can't tolerate. Chicaloca for eg: NO IM NOT HISPANIC JUST A CRAZY CHIC HENCE CHICALOCA - aaaaaeeeeeiiiii, so glad she's buggered off.

Buggerem's picture

Miffed, I'm originally from Templestowe.
before someone starts screaming, I'd better say something on topic....yep...Brad Pitt should be strung up by the short and curlies.

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AussieBuggerIsRealBitches

Sugaroo's picture

Miffed, but what IS a didgeroo? I'm Merican. I don't speak Aussie.

All righty then! I am now officially a moron.

miffed_33's picture

Submitted by Buggerem on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:17pm.
That is so cool! Haven't been up North for years! Pleased to meet you! Whooppeeee!

ditto Bug

Mr. President's picture

Benjamin Button must be good since some guy got shot in the head for talking during a screening of it. Nobody has ever been shot for interrupting a Pauly Shore film.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

EastEndGirl's picture

To All:

Peeps just need to learn to ignore. These crazy cycles on this site happen every few months.

Bitches should be ashamed of shitting in the playground.

A Didgeridoo is an Aborignal musical instrument.

I lived in Perth for two years.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:10pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:06pm.

the same way she was allowed to create 100 usernames in one night.
I've had it with this. MK better step up his game or we're all leaving. Period.

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Farrah, you silly goose! Did you stomp your foot when you wrote that? LOL!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:14pm.
Hello? DIDGEROO!?

Sorry Sugar, I am a decendant of those horrid invaders of Oz lol. Though where I live now there are ALOT of dig players.

Mrs K: Link to original Fitzgerald "Benjamin Button" short story. Some people have said the screenplay varies a lot from the short story and that only the basic plot is the same.

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~HYPER/Fitzgerald/jazz/benjamin/benjamin1.htm

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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)

miffed_33's picture

I'm from Melbourne and lived in Swan Hill for a while, but I'm not in Oz at the moment. I'm a she, btw! You?

I am female born in Melbourne ( Williamstown ),moved to Traralgon, then Goulburn. Last time in Melbourne I thought Holy crap I could never live there again lol, though I do have one of my BFF's there.

Buggerem's picture

That is so cool! Haven't been up North for years! Pleased to meet you! Whooppeeee!

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AussieBuggerIsRealBitches

Sugaroo's picture

Hello? DIDGEROO!?

miffed_33's picture

Submitted by Buggerem on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:09pm.
Miffed! Another Aussie! Where are you from? Wow.

A little place called Casino. 2 hrs drive from the Gold Coast. (love that place-sigh) Grew up in Goulburn.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Hi Socky, my little love bug
I just got out of Promises at Malibu for my drama addiction.
But, um, it didn't take.
I have to go back and read this entire thread.
I NEEDZ THE DRAMA!!!!!

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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?

Buggerem's picture

I'm from Melbourne and lived in Swan Hill for a while, but I'm not in Oz at the moment. I'm a she, btw! You?

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AussieBuggerIsRealBitches

Loves Corn's picture

Where you gonna go mates? Has someone suggested that you make a new forum? Happened in the past and yep turned out wonky.

Farrah's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:06pm.

the same way she was allowed to create 100 usernames in one night.
I've had it with this. MK better step up his game or we're all leaving. Period.
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

miffed_33's picture

Submitted by Buggerem on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 12:05pm.
Hey fellow counrty-man/woman where are you situated approximately?

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 -
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*tripping over bunny bedroom slippers* Mrs. K!
*handing over slightly wilted little poinsettia*
I've been wanting to say...Happy Holidays!
Me lurves you, Mrs. K!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Loves Corn's picture

Smartie was an aussie too mates.

anastasia beaverhaussen's picture

@sandbitch-
I wonder if HoneyBakedHam is friends with the russian from Election night. Memba him???

Paris is for stoners.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Isn't it interesting that one day after Marley and Me beats Benjamin Button at the box office Brad comes out to say how empty his live was before Angie and the brats?
What a coincidence, huh?
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?

Buggerem's picture

Miffed! Another Aussie! Where are you from? Wow.

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AussieBuggerIsRealBitches

Sugaroo's picture

Two Oz-dwellers on here? Miffed and Bugger?

Now someone can explain WTF a didgeroo is.

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Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:37am.
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If only things were that simple m8...

Hey Lory
It's funny that us 'Aussie's' have been tagged with that saying coz honestly I have probably only said 'mate' a handful of times in my life. But hey I'm sure it happens all over the world,though with different sayings.

Loves Corn's picture

I have told you who it is and its very funny when she holds conversations with herself. Pay attention and you will notice it. Pay attention to who gets suspicious and you will see it. Lurves you all.

Sandbitch's picture

Not wanting to dig around (much) in the kitty litter box...but catlover sure had the dirts on us for straying off topic. Then if that wasn't enough, it appeared as catlover2 in another thread! How did a bitch get TWO identities? Pffffft.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:52am.

Submitted by Buggerem on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:47am.

?AussieBuggerIsRealBitches?
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I used to post here and on the forum a while back and took a long, long break. Too much crap with alts and sickos.

After last night's crap, it's just the same old same old. Alts spoiling the fun and being arseholes.

And yes, I'm an Aussie.

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AussieBuggerIsRealBitches

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