Night Crumbs

LCT

gimme a big hug you beautiful ho!

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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?

Leash - they feed off each other. Clearly they know each other behind the scenes. Barring that, they are the same person.

Carrot - See? But I think when you chased the SPAM with the stuffing from my couch, you screwed yourself.

breaktheleash, you're off topic! STAY ON TOPIC GDI! Or I'll report you! I'll report you to the God Warrior!

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Reading all these comments again on what people think will happen between brad and angelina and what the PR has planned out, etc and what will make them look good, I thank god i'm not famous. It's hard enough having to deal with a relationship nowadays not famous, I would hate to be famous and wonder what's this guy going to do next, is he trying to make me look bad, etc.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:41am.
Miffed, I dunno what all that shit was about last night... Some person named Mrs. Baked Ham would come on and make some fucky comment, then there was the CatLover person, and someone else named Katie...

yeah as I said I read through the whole shit load and my one thought was this one is hanging for some sort of attention be it good or bad. Sounds like some-one pissed off for being ignored previously. Which sorry to say does seem to happen if you are not a regular poster. I totally mean no disrespect by that, it's just my observation. I have to have my Dlisted daily to not suffer my own withdrawals (???). Being in Oz has it's own downfalls as we are a fair bit ahead of you guys time wise, but I love to keep up with the 'personal goss', I find it amusing, entertaining and down-right fun. I really do not mean anything bad by this post.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:58am.

I poop therefore I am... Christmas isn't over until I normal poop again. Too much pudding. faaaaaaarrrrttttaaaaaah there I go again.
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Come to think of it, I haven't normal pooped since Christmas. Is it a holiday thing?

That sharting's a son of a beeeeeeeee. Careful now.

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It's usually this person by the name of Mrs. Baked Ham who gets in a thread and posts off-the-wall shit like "I had lunch with so-and-so once". The other person, "CatLover" gets all pissy if anyone strays off-topic.

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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:55am.

Carrot, it means you're hungry, silly. You had chlamydia last week. This week you have ebola.
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Maybe I should have listened to you when you told me not to eat that expired dented can of Spam. Must pay more attention.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:53am.

Haaaaankkkyyyy the Christmas Pooooooooo!

==I poop therefore I am... Christmas isn't over until I normal poop again. Too much pudding. faaaaaaarrrrttttaaaaaah there I go again.

Carrot, it means you're hungry, silly. You had chlamydia last week. This week you have ebola.

Im glad to be an inspiration.

Haaaaankkkyyyy the Christmas Pooooooooo!

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Submitted by Buggerem on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:47am.

?AussieBuggerIsRealBitches?

==Is there a translator in da house?

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:44am.
WTF is a wombat, anyway?

A Wombat is something that 'eats roots and leaves'.

I have honestly read all the shit that has been going on in Dlisted lately and I'm like whoa this piece just wants some chat time by being a dick, 'IT' is screaming to be noticed.

SSSSUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

I have no food in the house, and I'm trying to make a grocery list, but I can't think of anything I want to get. I can't! Does that mean I have chlamydia?

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Submitted by Buggerem on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:46am.

A wombat is a stinky little bastard whose fur is like steel wool and whose pee smells like rotten eggs.

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CARRRRRROOOTTTTTTTT!

I want a wombat.

Loves corn- you inspired me to finally get an avie myself. Damn I'm lazy.

Paris is for stoners.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:45am.

Wurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's the beef?
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**Looking around** Is Johnny Depp here?

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Submitted by Buggerem on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:46am.

A wombat is a stinky little bastard whose fur is like steel wool and whose pee smells like rotten eggs.

~~~~~~~~~~~ Sounds alot like my ex sister in law.

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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
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Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:37am.
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If only things were that simple m8...

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A wombat is a stinky little bastard whose fur is like steel wool and whose pee smells like rotten eggs.

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Wurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's the beef?

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WTF is a wombat, anyway?

Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:37am.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK this is getting soooooo CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish u guys would just tell the truth about what u are trying to achieve coz I read through "ALL" the bloody posts last night and there is some FUCKED up shit going on here! What's the beef?
mmm I know maybe .... they just wanna get noticed instead of by-pased all the time - unlike the regs mmmm

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Consider yourself noticed!

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Miffed, I dunno what all that shit was about last night... Some person named Mrs. Baked Ham would come on and make some fucky comment, then there was the CatLover person, and someone else named Katie...
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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Yummo I love grilled corn.

YAY! Loves Corn has an avie! Thank God you received cheese and crackers. You could've got grilled! Geddit? Grilled! I crack myself up...

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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:37am.

Ok, I had THAT shit coming! Let me re-phrase that then... What I IMAGINE a floral douch would smell like. Heeheee!

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*snicker* Sorry. Couldn't resist. *snicker*

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK this is getting soooooo CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish u guys would just tell the truth about what u are trying to achieve coz I read through "ALL" the bloody posts last night and there is some FUCKED up shit going on here! What's the beef?
mmm I know maybe .... they just wanna get noticed instead of by-pased all the time - unlike the regs mmmm

Ok, I had THAT shit coming! Let me re-phrase that then... What I IMAGINE a floral douch would smell like. Heeheee!
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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Having never smelled floral douche (except my stinky gay neighbor), I wouldn't know. LOL!

Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:25am.

The Henckels knives are great - I've got tons of those left over from when my husband worked as chef. And those aren't cheap either. Someone LOOOOVES YOU!

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I admit it. My husband is a sweetie. He gives me pretty much what I ask for at Christmas because I don't ask for anything during the year.

I got something from my mother-in-law one year called "Scented Pony-O's". They were these hair do-dads that smelled like a floral douche. My husband and I STILL laff about that.
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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

HOW many holes does Prince have in his ear? When he takes out all those earrings, his ear must look like a "tear on the dotted line."

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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:22am.

Damn, you bitches and your cooking. Team Valtrex was all braggin about his awesome skills in the kitchen the other night. You bitches are always trying to make us non-cookers look bad. Like we're just sitting around, drinking, and ordering in food. Oh wait, never mind.

I got some cheese wiz and crackers.

I asked for a diamond necklace. I got a bubble gum magic wand in its stead. Fucking Santa must have been drunk as fuck when he received my letter.

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The Henckels knives are great - I've got tons of those left over from when my husband worked as chef. And those aren't cheap either. Someone LOOOOVES YOU!
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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Hey Loves Corn, get an avie so we can "see" you. I am a visual person. I don't know what that means but it sounds important and shit. Since we are in the spirit, what did you get for Xmas?

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You got a KitchenAid mixer? DAMN! I've been wanting one of those forever. Sweet.
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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Santa was gooooood to me! I got a pasta maker, a Cuisinart, a KitchenAid mixer, Henckel knives, and a gorgeous set up Calphalon cookware. Yes, I asked for all of it! Mr. Roo is a doll.

Its okay Lory we know who all her alts are and there are many, here on the main and in the forum.

I treat myself to some expensive things throughout the year and the old man doesn't bitch, so... No big deal. The kids are grown, so it's just me and him and the dogs now. Christmas isn't a big thing round our house anyway. Fourth of July is MY holiday.
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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

I seen da craziness up close Loves Corn. Btw, LOL @ your name. As y'all may have noticed, I am Lory in the forum, I am Lory in the main. My memory is too addled with Vodka and tic tacs to remember anudder screen name, let alone a new password. LOL. Btw, I got a pair of Xmas themed socks, courtesy of a dear friend.

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*stomping little sock monkey foot* Is Prince the Pretty Girl still sipping on that straw? Fuck!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:06am.

Just as well. Thanx, Sugaroo. I was up half the nite watching this back-and-forth crap between some ass-monkey named Mrs. Baked Ham and a few others and it got a little hairy at times.

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The more drunk that ass monkey got, the less sense its posts made. Clearly, its agenda is to be as annoying as possible. What is also clear is that in reality, it isn't very intelligent. That is very obvious. Probably on welfare with kids who all have different baby daddies.

I HAVE been naughty...No doubt about that.
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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Submitted by Morbidosity on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:12am.
WTF!?? happened in here? No never mind.. its best I don't know.

Anyhoo............... agreed. Lets make like the Jefferson's and move on up.
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Yes, leave that shit alone and never, never, NEVER speak of it again.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:12am.
I didn't get anything--the fur-kids got bones and sweaters and toys. It was very low-key around MY place...
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Nuthin for Xmas? You must have been NAUGHTY! I myself got a nasty hangover.

I didn't get anything--the fur-kids got bones and sweaters and toys. It was very low-key around MY place...

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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."