Friday, December 26th 2008

Night Crumbs

Prince sips like a fucking princess....at a Lakers game - Socialite Life

Brad Pitt's life before fatherhood was a dead end. Barf. Barf. Barf. - Celebitchy

Guess who has another annoying video blog? It's not hard. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Ho! Ho! And Ho! It's Slutty Claus! - Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Gosling can sing?! Yeah, he sort of can - Popsugar

Because you can't get enough of Simon Cowell's fur titties - Just Jared

I'd totally do the guy in the middle. I'm gross. - Cityrag

The clit lickin' Playboy bunny is getting married in June - UsWeekly

Disney quits Narnia - E! Online

Shirley Jones' husband has been thieving! - TMZ

It's a White Oprah item! I thought the bitch fell in a gutter and couldn't get out or some shit. It's been ages! - Page Six

China hates the Dark Knight - HuffPo

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:09am.

So lets just mmmmmmmove on and you bitches tell what you got for Xmas.

WTF!?? happened in here? No never mind.. its best I don't know.

Anyhoo............... agreed. Lets make like the Jefferson's and move on up.

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anastasia beaverhaussen's picture

So lets just mmmmmmmove on and you bitches tell what you got for Xmas.

Loves Corn's picture

Lory you post in the forum, you see the craziness this person does.

breaktheleash's picture

Just as well. Thanx, Sugaroo. I was up half the nite watching this back-and-forth crap between some ass-monkey named Mrs. Baked Ham and a few others and it got a little hairy at times.
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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Lory's picture

Hey! I used to ask peeps to join the forum in jest but I ain't no alt. LOL. Never asked for personal info though. Btw, Loves Corn is right, never give your personal stuff bitches. I know it's been said before but I can't say it enough. You have no idea what someone can do with that shit.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:57am.

Sugaroo,
I'm fairly new... how DO you even GET in the forum? I've tried going in there... but I get back an error message about my log-in I.D./password...

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Hi Leash. I registered but was never activated and that's what has happened to other people, too. I think (could be wrong) that the forum is locked to new activations for some reason. LCT is a member and she said it's really sick what goes on in there, so maybe it's a good thing I can't get in. It appears that when they get bored in there, they come here with different alts to pick fights with the rest of us. Real mature.

anastasia beaverhaussen's picture

Anyway, Prince's bronzer is a little too Ft. Lauderdale for my taste. Everyone knows you must adjust for the wintertime. St. Barts and such.

Sausage Fingers's picture

DEAR FELLOW DLISTERS. WHILE IT IS TRUE THAT A POSTER BY THE NAME OF SAUSAGE FINGERS DOES POST IN THE FORUMS, IT IS NOT ME. I CHOSE THE NAME SIMPLY SO KATIE HO COULD NOT. SAUSAGE FINGERS IN THE FORUMS IS A KATIE HO ALT. THAT IS WHY I CHOSE THE NAME.
I WILL BOTHER YOU NO MORE AND MY SINCERE APOLOGIES TO MK AND ALL OF YOU FOR PUTTING THIS POX ON YOUR WONDERFUL PLACE.

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Sugaroo,
I'm fairly new... how DO you even GET in the forum? I've tried going in there... but I get back an error message about my log-in I.D./password...

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"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Loves Corn's picture

It doesnt matter how long I have been here. Im letting you know whats up.

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Submitted by Loves Corn on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:52am.

This Sausage Fingers person also posts in the forum. Its is a poster who will not leave this place. She has many alts and if there have been people here asking you for your email, personal info, trying to get you to join her forum, etc. then beware its probably her. She is making things up about other people now like Katie and it is not true. Just go look in the forum, she is a poster there too.

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And you've been here 9 freaking minutes. Another alt. Christ! You are trashing this site.

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Submitted by Sausage Fingers on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:49am.

IM NOT TRYING TO RUIN YOUR SITE. IM TRYING TO LET YOU ALL KNOW WHAT A CRAZY PERSON YOU ARE DEALING WITH. MY WISH IS THAT MK WOULD PERMA BAN ITS ASS FROM SHITTING IT UP IN HERE AS IT HAS DONE SO MANY OTHER PLACES. THAT IS ALL.
MY APOLOGIES IF ANY OF YOU THOUGHT OTHEREWISE.

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I think we can take care of ourselves just fine, thanks. And speaking for myself? You are fooling no one. You are just as much an alt of this psycho as the others you named so you can stop now.

Loves Corn's picture

This Sausage Fingers person also posts in the forum. Its is a poster who will not leave this place. She has many alts and if there have been people here asking you for your email, personal info, trying to get you to join her forum, etc. then beware its probably her. She is making things up about other people now like Katie and it is not true. Just go look in the forum, she is a poster there too.

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Prince's companion looks like a tranny; fitting because he's definitely a bottom.

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Submitted by Sausage Fingers on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:42am

Hey no problem. Just didn't want any confusion. I might associate with some shady types from time to time(europeans mostly), but not with crazies like this. And I can see that my lack of creativity in choosing a name wasn't the best. LOL

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:44am.

Sausage Fingers, why don't you just STFU? You've been here 2 freaking days. No one here gives two shits about you and your friends. Whatever issues you have with each other, why do you have to air them here where no one knows or cares WTF you're talking about? What did MK do to you that you want to ruin his site? Get a life.

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IM NOT TRYING TO RUIN YOUR SITE. IM TRYING TO LET YOU ALL KNOW WHAT A CRAZY PERSON YOU ARE DEALING WITH. MY WISH IS THAT MK WOULD PERMA BAN ITS ASS FROM SHITTING IT UP IN HERE AS IT HAS DONE SO MANY OTHER PLACES. THAT IS ALL.
MY APOLOGIES IF ANY OF YOU THOUGHT OTHEREWISE.

breaktheleash's picture

Mornin' DListers...

"Very well. Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers."

Sugaroo's picture

Sausage Fingers, why don't you just STFU? You've been here 2 freaking days. No one here gives two shits about you and your friends. Whatever issues you have with each other, why do you have to air them here where no one knows or cares WTF you're talking about? What did MK do to you that you want to ruin his site? Get a life.

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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:31am.

For Sausage Fingers and all sluts-

Just want to state for the record that I'm not associated with this nutjob wackadoodle. Maybe her/his pharmacy was closed for the holidays cause she's/he's clearly off her/his meds.

Also, I'm too lazy to even put an avitar much less register with alts. I got love for all the regular ho's.
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YOU ARE ANASTASIA BEAVERHAUSEN, NOT ANASTASIA NO.1. ANA-NO1 IS A PSYCHOTIC WINDY CITY BLOW HARD INVENTED BY THE HAM AKA THE OTHERS. I DO NOT CONFUSE YOU, BUT BE AWARE,THERE WAS ONCE A POSTER HERE AND THE FORUM THAT USED KAREN WALKER.AKA ANASTASIA BEAVERHAUSEN. AS HER AVIE. BE PREPARED TO BE CALLED HER. NOT BY ME. BY THE CRAZY.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:17pm.

Who the hell is Deep Ho?
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DEEP HO IS KATIESCARLETT, MRS BAKED HAM , CHARLIE MANSON, AND MOST OF THE SHIT MONGERING ALTS ON HERE. IF THE POST IS SOME NONSENSICAL RANT ABOUT IPS,MICE, HOME DEPOT, LATIN LOVERS, ETC YOU CAN BET SHE IS THE ONE BEHIND THE KEYBOARD. SHE HAS A MENTAL PROBLEM IN THAT SHE ACCUSES EVERYONE OF DOING WHAT SHE IS IN REALITY DOING.

anastasia beaverhaussen's picture

For Sausage Fingers and all sluts-

Just want to state for the record that I'm not associated with this nutjob wackadoodle. Maybe her/his pharmacy was closed for the holidays cause she's/he's clearly off her/his meds.

Also, I'm too lazy to even put an avitar much less register with alts. I got love for all the regular ho's.

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Submitted by KatieScarlett on Fri, 12/26/2008 - 10:50pm.

AT least I just post as myself and one other name on the Forum and I am honest about it LCT.
I don't use alts and I never have and I know nothing about this changing name or IP shit and could care less..
I don't have any secrets to hide or pretend to be any one else~~~~~ people know who I AM
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SOMEONE CALL THE NEW JERSEY VIA CT. 911. CAUSE THIS BITCH BE LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

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Submitted by KidL on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:44am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:40am.

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Angel, I often wondered if Pitt legally adopted those kids or if Jolie just changed their names. Vietnam for example, does not allow unmarried people to adopt. Jolie adopted Pax and it was widely assumed by the media that Pitt would later adopt him, too, but I never heard anything confirming this.

Changing their names to "Jolie-Pitt" doesn't mean jack if he is not their legal father. Hell, these two would show off their garbage if they thought it would get them column inches, so I often thought that if he had adopted them, they would have sold the "offical photos" of the adoption papers to the highest bidder.

ding ding ding KidL u win! He has never officially adopted the kids just legally changed their names.

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Submitted by LOVE MRS.BAKED HAM on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:42am.

I don't wanna sleep. I wanna make 1232321 usersnames on a blog to redeem my pathetic ass life. But it won't work. LE SIGH

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HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY DONE THAT? LETS SEE THERE IS
KATIE SCARLETT
DEEP HO
DEPOT HO
SASSY'S ASS
TANYA HARDING
CHARLES MANSON
SUZANNE SOMERS
ANASTASIA 01
HEATHER NO 1
MADRE
MINNIE
TAXI MOM
AND 893475634786394567 OTHERS.
GET HELP NOW. YOU NEED IT.

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HEY! This is my cousin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5g6c4vGItw

My family never tells me anything!

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I feel bad for the Chinese now.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:42am.

Canada is the emptiest country in the world! So I learned yesterday;p Loosely - don't quote me on that.

Also, I read once that if you gave out ALL the money in the world evenly - each person would receive 5 million dollars. Again - don't quote me:)

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I remember reading that the state of California had a greater population than the COUNTRY of Canada. Don't quote *me* on that.

And if everyone had $5 million, wouldn't that be the same as everyone having 0? My logic may be off. You probably shouldn't quote me on that.

LOL.

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**slides to a halt, wonders about hot, steamy sex with multiples and realizes this is not the real world**

There is only one DEBFRMHELL!!!!!!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol

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@TITS:

Did you just call my Mama a ho?!

LOL!

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:33am.

That was an insult? I thought it was a compliment!

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Hey TV, speaking of angels mother (sorry) you'll get a kick out of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XXXfmflck

I was saving it for socky, but seeing as i insulted you... kiss kiss

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:28am.

Why only three? I average 7!

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Edited becuz TITS did it better:)

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:26am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:20am.

I googled your mom last night, HA!
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That explains the complaints to customer service! HA!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:20am.

I googled your mom last night, HA!

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:16am.

I'm still 2 drinks away from that angle apparently.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:20am.

Angel!!!!!!!!!!! Happy belated Chrimbo! Off to work now, yes, i'm happy to do so!!!!!! :)
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I know you are, El B! And I know they're happy to have you!

LOL! I JUST understood Chrimbo. Thank you! and Happy Kwanzaa! That started today:)

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Submitted by Lory on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:54am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:41am.
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What do you think my ex co-worker will say if I ever tell her "your kid looks like Chrissy Crocker". I bet you two sacks of my best glitter that she doesn't know who the fucker but boy can she google!
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LOL! Don't let her do that.

I just googled my mom. The only thing I could find was three different posts, all of them on Customer Satisfaction pages for stores...all of them complaints. Nice:) Go get 'em, Mommy!

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Angel!!!!!!!!!!! Happy belated Chrimbo! Off to work now, yes, i'm happy to do so!!!!!! :)

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ELB!!!

I would have put on an alt for you but my "snow angel side" (cuz I don't wanna be a fucktard) is too LAZAY!!!

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You know tv in a certain light your new avatar looks like he has golden ringlets.

bouncy!

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Submitted by LOVE MRS.BAKED HAM on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:42am.

I don't wanna sleep. I wanna make 1232321 usersnames on a blog to redeem my pathetic ass life. But it won't work. LE SIGH

Just do it!

My 16th alt is an alky with 2 kids.
23rd alts hubbys leaving her.
8th alt is a cutter.
11th alt is really really funny.
47th alt annoys everyone.
39th alt is a brangeloonie.
19th alt is an angry gay Italian.
31st alt is a paraplegic IrishMan.
22nd alt is a hairy lesbian lumberJack.

I get on with all of 'em. Btw. Didnt i eat you on Xmas day?

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I like the term doofus. it's like an affectionate version of fucktard.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:41am.
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What do you think my ex co-worker will say if I ever tell her "your kid looks like Chrissy Crocker". I bet you two sacks of my best glitter that she doesn't know who the fucker but boy can she google!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:50am.

Damn, now I'm gonna dream about tits and baked ham. Same as every other day.

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@TITS:

Doofus?
Do I gotsta sic a Baked Ham on your ass or what?

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What does your lightly frosted side say?
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It says: too damn lazay!

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SHEESH!

that's your 'snow angel' side. doofus.

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lol

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Submitted by Lory on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:38am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:34am.

Some scary shit indeed! Justney looks like someone I know! He is the child of this lady I used to work with.
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Now, that's just some skeery Chrissy Crocker shit right there! Hey! They kinda look like Chris Crocker!

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Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:35am.

No way angel lol, she is so much better looking than him, it's a good thing they broke up though, that picture is scary!

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O, I don't know...a better looking girl, mebbe, barely;p
(now i'm just teasing you:)

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