Friday, December 26th 2008

Night Crumbs

Prince sips like a fucking princess....at a Lakers game - Socialite Life

Brad Pitt's life before fatherhood was a dead end. Barf. Barf. Barf. - Celebitchy

Guess who has another annoying video blog? It's not hard. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Ho! Ho! And Ho! It's Slutty Claus! - Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Gosling can sing?! Yeah, he sort of can - Popsugar

Because you can't get enough of Simon Cowell's fur titties - Just Jared

I'd totally do the guy in the middle. I'm gross. - Cityrag

The clit lickin' Playboy bunny is getting married in June - UsWeekly

Disney quits Narnia - E! Online

Shirley Jones' husband has been thieving! - TMZ

It's a White Oprah item! I thought the bitch fell in a gutter and couldn't get out or some shit. It's been ages! - Page Six

China hates the Dark Knight - HuffPo

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:34am.

LOL@Mani's link!

Haha! Oprah could USE a Wino makeover, strangely enough;p Jenjelina looks like it sounds - if Gingivitis had a face. And I ALWAYS suspected and now I know fersure - Britney is really just a clone of Justin's DNA. I knew it!
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Some scary shit indeed! Justney looks like someone I know! He is the child of this lady I used to work with.

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No way angel lol, she is so much better looking than him, it's a good thing they broke up though, that picture is scary!

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LOL@Mani's link!

Haha! Oprah could USE a Wino makeover, strangely enough;p Jenjelina looks like it sounds - if Gingivitis had a face. And I ALWAYS suspected and now I know fersure - Britney is really just a clone of Justin's DNA. I knew it!

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Submitted by Lory on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:23am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:12am.
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No wonder la Pitt got a bit too itchy in the dirt star area and gave that sappy "fatherhood is teh best" interview.
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Heh. I'm thinking the same thing.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:26am.
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Great minds... LOL

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nite, Nittay!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:15am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:12am.

What does your lightly frosted side say?
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It says: too damn lazay!

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I clicked on the morph link and I just realized Bradgelina has a massive wonk.

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Submitted by Lory on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:17am.

Did you see number 6? Brad and Angie morphed, that is pretty scary.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:22am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:18am.

I am too, I already drink too much on the holidays.
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Now, see..If I were God, that would be blasphemous...Drinking would be required daily. G'night, Mr. Funny Pants, and to the rest of you funny womenz and Mani. Hope you all had, or are having lovely holidays.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:12am.
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No wonder la Pitt got a bit too itchy in the dirt star area and gave that sappy "fatherhood is teh best" interview.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:18am.

I am too, I already drink too much on the holidays.

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If I were God, Prince would walk his Jehova Witness ass up to my door and knock on it to witness to me. I'd don my finest slutty lingerie, break out my Wii Rock Band drum solo and become the next Shiela E. On the other hand, I'm pretty happy I'm not God.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:11am.
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MAH EYES! MAH EYES!!!!!!!!!! AH WAS BOUT TO GO TO BED BUT NOW AH CAN'T. AHM TOO SCARED!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:12am.

What does your lightly frosted side say?

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I think Jengelina is much better looking than Angelina.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:11am.

DAYUM! Now if they were only twins!

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LOL! My evil side SO wants to post this at JJ:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/26/aniston-pitt-both-set-box_n_153...

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Submitted by roxie on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:10am.
The last interesting time in basketball was the Michael Jordan Bulls era.
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Really, I used to not miss a game, now I only watch the Finals.

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Brad really needs both Angie and Jennifer.
Jengelina:
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=8847&sec...

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The last interesting time in basketball was the Michael Jordan Bulls era.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:54am.

Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:51am.

I agree but I'm gonna go further and say Brad will only be involved with his three biological kids.
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Yup, for some strange reason, Pitt doesn't strike me as the kind of father that loves his children equally. He's a fucking douche and I bet he feels his bio kids are somehow more "his". Make no mistake, he will ask to spend time with all the kids, but he will do it just to keep the facade.
When they are in the privacy of their dungeons, he will pull a Guy Richie on her ass and whine about more access to his bio children for it was never "his" idea to adopt. He'll say he got "tricked" into this.

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Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:05am.

Well, also, she's probably being "uncool" to James too, since she doesn't wanna associate the with her old self and probably being not friendly to him. James is as weird as she "used to be".

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And that right there is what I think will be the end of them. That weirdness is gonna come back. It's gonna creep in. ESPECIALLY if things get to stable feeling. That woman is a drama addict. Sooner or later she's gonna want more...

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Submitted by CORNDOG on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:02am.

What is that crap on Prince's ear?
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I noticed that. SO Prince. O no! I'm not getting my lobes pierced like other people! Pierce everything else!

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Well, also, she's probably being "uncool" to James too, since she doesn't wanna associate the with her old self and probably being not friendly to him. James is as weird as she "used to be".

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What is that crap on Prince's ear?

Where did all the Oly go?

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James is gone now probably cause angelina is trying to put her "freaky self" away since Brad has come into her ife. That's my guess.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:57am.

I think he's just being a drama queen, Brad'll come around.

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Submitted by Lindalou on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:56am.

IMO it's just for "now". I believe Brad does what's good for him right now. He will move on whether it's because Angie dumps him or he dumps her. But I do believe he will only be connected to his biological kids. He's a phoney.

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Brangelina will not break up for as long as they get hired to make dreadful movies. They will both be miserable to the point of insanity but they will remain together for appearance's sake. She will cheat on him with anything that has a pulse (male and female) because she will want HIM to call it quits and make her appear as the poor single mum with a litter of brats who was left by the evil wigged Pitt. He will ignore her and eventually cheat on her with a younger, hotter version of AJ or an Aniston lookalike. He will beg whoever is listening that she leaves him for he doesn't want to look like the bastard who left a poor single mum alone with their 735468300 kids for a new ass. If they break up in less than 10 years it will be because they can't fucking take it anymore and the wild sex/drug romps can't take away the pain anymore.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:56am.

And James Haven!!!!!

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You think? Besides the fact that our James Haven claims Brad hates him, you never really see James Haven around since Brad has been in the picture.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:54am.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:51am.

I agree but I'm gonna go further and say Brad will only be involved with his three biological kids.
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No way, he seems very attached to them all

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:54am.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:51am.

I agree but I'm gonna go further and say Brad will only be involved with his three biological kids.
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And James Haven!!!!!

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That's probably true Bea...

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Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:51am.

I agree but I'm gonna go further and say Brad will only be involved with his three biological kids.

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I like them, for what they're worth and no more. If I could afford housekeepers and assistants and maids and cooks, I would raise 6 kids without using nannies much too. I like JA, her skills are limited but they've worked for her. Whatever work shes had done was by a good surgeon because shes quite beautiful lately. I hope both their movies do well. I hate Tom Cruise, cant bring myself to wish him well or ill. Just off the face of my earth would be nice.
ANYWAY... Past history shows that whatever ended her relationships with all those others should be ending this one shortly too. Only time will tell. Brad will be done for forever though, can you imagine AJ as the ex wife? She's enough to scare even the biggest social climber off.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:49am.

Damn, now I have to turn the dogsled around and head for the other set of lights in the entire country!

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I think if they don't stay together, Brad will be done with moving around or traveling I mean or whatever, He won't be going to other countries anymore to do charity work. And I think the kids will have one or two houses with dad, and then it will just be unstable (the traveling part) with Angelina.

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Submitted by LOVE MRS.BAKED HAM on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:49am.

All my alts are fake and need a check. I work it and Domnino's appreciates it fuckers. bitches! HORS

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:46am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:42am.

*sending his 5 siblings and their countless spawn to angel's 'hood*

You'll miss the alone time in no time.
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O no no! All of Canada lives HERE! You gotta send'em out by LCT. She's got space:)

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Submitted by KidL on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:44am.

Hell, these two would show off their garbage if they thought it would get them column inches, so I often thought that if he had adopted them, they would have sold the "offical photos" of the adoption papers to the highest bidder.
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Totally makes sense. To be fair - I don't know a thing about the legalities of their adoptions. Only that it seems to me that having Brad by her side was a definite bonus.

Maybe they'll do it the way the did it in the good old days...and stay together, miserable, for the children...

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:42am.

*sending his 5 siblings and their countless spawn to angel's 'hood*

You'll miss the alone time in no time.

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If jennifer didn't have kids at that time and wanted them in the future but skipped that time cause it wasn't right, then she's smart to me.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:40am.

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Angel, I often wondered if Pitt legally adopted those kids or if Jolie just changed their names. Vietnam for example, does not allow unmarried people to adopt. Jolie adopted Pax and it was widely assumed by the media that Pitt would later adopt him, too, but I never heard anything confirming this.

Changing their names to "Jolie-Pitt" doesn't mean jack if he is not their legal father. Hell, these two would show off their garbage if they thought it would get them column inches, so I often thought that if he had adopted them, they would have sold the "offical photos" of the adoption papers to the highest bidder.

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Ok. I officially have nothing better to do. While hanging in the D and watching The Golden Girls, I decided to wiki them. Bea Arthur is 86! and the founder of Wikipedia is asking for money. Useless information, I know.

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When I think about all those kids they have, I feel guilty for hoping they break up, I can't help it. But, I also think their lives aren't stable at all right now and it's possible it could be more stable if they broke up, maybe that's just my way of making myself feel better.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:39am.

Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:34am.

You're absolutely right. The world is already grossly overpopulated, people shouldn't feel pressured to spawn just to fit society's ideals.
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Canada is the emptiest country in the world! So I learned yesterday;p Loosely - don't quote me on that.

Also, I read once that if you gave out ALL the money in the world evenly - each person would receive 5 million dollars. Again - don't quote me:)

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Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:34am.
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No one should ever feel like they should have kids. It is possible to be childless and happy.

Also, Anistan never said she did not want kids. Maybe she just didn't want them while she was married because the timing wasn't right (she was on a sitcom for most of the time) or she had doubts about Pothead Pitt. To echo what another poster said, I give the woman credit for not having a Band-Aid baby.

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I don't think she'll leave him.
The main reason is those kids. She NEVER could have adopted them on her own. She din't have a leg to stand on. For Maddox, she had Billy Bob and Z and Pax she had Brad. I think he's SO attached to those kids...well, I'm sure she'd think twice before wanting to get into a custody battle with him.

I have a feeling she'll drive him to it, eventually. I think she's in over her head.

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