Dear James Cialella, It's Not That Serious!
I will admit that when I'm watching a movie in a theater and some dumb ass whore is yapping away like they are sitting in their damn living room, I think to myself, "Damn. I want to turn this straw into a shank and stab this bitch in the mouth!" Well, some dude in Philadelphia had even worse thoughts and carried that shit out!
29-year-old James Joseph Cialella was arrested after he shot a dude in the damn arm for running his mouth during a showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Philadelphia on Christmas Day. I think James Joseph Cialella just became an honorary Brangaloonie for busting a bitch during Brad's movie!
Police say that James asked a family sitting in front of him to shut their damn mouths during the movie. They didn't stop, so he threw popcorn at their asses. When that didn't shut their mouth holes, James got up and approached the family. James had words with the father, the argument got physical and that's when he pulled out a gat and shot the man in his arm. After James put a bullet in the father's arm, he sat back down and continued to watch the movie like nothing happened. The victim was taken to the hospital and James was arrested. He was charged with with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations.
DAMN! Hood rat stuff to the extreme. Over Benjamin Button? I mean, what the fuck? Maybe James has a strange fetish for Brad Pitt in old face. I could see beating a ho over Showgirls or Marley & Me (BURN!!!), but Benjamin Button?! I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room. James shouldn't even be allowed to carry a watergun anymore. Talk about over-fucking-reacting.
This also serves as a warning to me, because I'm one of those bitches who tells whores to shut their fat lips during movies. I've been known to throw in a "Eat your tongue, cunt!" or "Shut the fuck up" to bitches who are ruining my theater going experience. The next time I do that shit, I could get shot in the arm! That must suck, laying there with a bleeding arm, thinking that the last thing you'll ever see is Brad Pitt with pepaw face. Sad!
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:41pm.
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I'm outside of Houston area. Wrong side of the pan handle, I'm afraid. But always wanted a reason to hit the Miss boardwalk!
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:39pm.
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Aww, well just holler if you ever need a fix and plan to head down. I've only been to Chi-town twice for a long weekend and both times for Blues music. Cannot speak highly enough about the city atmosphere of like New York, with a friendliness that seemed to be right out of the south. It was a strange mix that I thoroughly enjoyed!
(Nit.. where you 'xactly in that Belt?) I may end up in the panhandle.. things headed that direction I believe.
NitWitty... I left N.O. long ago as a chile... moved north and am in Chicago now. Cold, big, bright, bold, biting, bustling, badass Chicago. Been here 30 years and still don't know if I like it. Cali is my fav.
For me it's gum on the floor then it gets stuck to my sandal. I hate that.
How funny is it he's going to prison over a Brad Pitt movie? S(he)'d be better off in the showers had it been Miley Cyrus.
that tough lookin guy went to see Benjis Button??ahhhhh sweet. :)
(OT pupppy is lickin my foots)
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how can i, oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love"
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:23pm.
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Well, I'm toying with the idea of seeing it simply for Kate Blanchette and Tilda Swinton, both great actresses, imo. I'm down your way now but originally from Cali. Where are you at these days? We had Boudin balls for Xmas :)
NitWitty.. yup! I agree completely. I was giving a very wide berth consideration to seeing this buttons movie.. but only because I am from New Orleans where it was filmed, and I miss my birthplace.. and try to get a fix when I can.. but I dunno.. if I go, it will be for that reason only. .. but if he sucks too bad, I will leave.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:11pm.
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You know, I was going to add Thelma and Louise to his credit, but what stopped me was that I still feel that he was playing himself, really. An unsure young man willing to go along for the ride, as it were. But, you are right. I can't fault his acting in that, because it was truly believable.
NitWitty, I agree he was o-k in Legends.. (that was a gorgeous movie, wasn't it?).. I thought the only movie he was truly "good" in was Thelma and Louise. But that is because he was raw, new, naive, un-pretensed, and perfect for the role - as he was playing a version of himself at that time in his life. I will always love that movie.. but for the whole that it was, not becuase of Mr. Latch-on-to-a-cause-to-feel-important Pitt.
Sheeps and Dee, keep it up...keep it up! *clucking tongue* ;p
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:58pm.
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ITA! Last thing I saw him in was that Coen Bro. movie and I had to stifle a groan whenever he was on screen. IMO, the only movie that I think he did well in was, "Legends of the Fall."
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:50pm.
Hmm..now that you mention it..I did notice a couple single men wearing business suits in the audiance...but they all had trench coats on their laps...
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Bwahahahaahaha!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:56pm.
hahahahaha. You mean "raised many inches over their laps"......
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:58pm.
I'll send ya an email....
I think Brad Pitt is one of the worst actors ever. He is positively cringeworthy. Makes my skin crawl just hearing him speak in that flat, vapid delivery.
I'd pop a chap if I could, just out of irritation from having HIM up on the screen in front of me - nevermind the talkers!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:53pm.
Was there nothing else playing at the theater?
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:39pm.
Honestly, this is why Mr. Goosey and no longer go to the movies.
Between the obnoxious children and their parents plus the outrageous ticket prices, it's just not worth it.
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the nice part is theatres are sparsely attended. I've been to movies that only had a handful of people watching. Once I was the only one. THAT was weird. Good movie too.
If I'm unhappy with the movie or don't feel I've gotten my money's worth I just walk into another movie in the cineplex (without paying again).
haha that's not foolproof either - once saw three crap movies one after the other.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:50pm.
Never again! I was in the middle of TX on biz, tryin' to kill some time, so I went to the theater.
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Hmm..now that you mention it..I did notice a couple single men wearing business suits in the audiance...but they all had trench coats on their laps...
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:50pm.
Never again! I was in the middle of TX on biz, tryin' to kill some time, so I went to the theater.
Submitted by TT99 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:51pm.
In all fairness, Mr. Cialella's eyebrows are nearly flawless.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
In all fairness, Mr. Cialella's eyebrows are nearly flawless.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:35pm.
You went to see Twilight? Did you lose a bet?
I can't believe no one's mentioned his drag queen eyebrows. what the pluck?
Honestly, this is why Mr. Goosey and no longer go to the movies.
Between the obnoxious children and their parents plus the outrageous ticket prices, it's just not worth it.
Lastly, if you're going to inflict pain on someone because they are interfering with the movie experience, at least make it a worthwhile movie and not this nonsense from Mr. Pitt.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:35pm.
TEAM EDWARD!
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:56pm.
I saw this movie today. It was a pretty good flick. Everyone in the theater was quiet and well-behaved, unlike those Twilight theatergoers. Dem whores are noisy.
I know! I went to see Twilight--the vampire movie, right? There were this mom and her daughter behind me--couldn't stop gushing and squealing. Who's the dude with the wild hair and mopey good looks? Every time he showed up, to fly from tree to tree or something, the mom was squealing more than her kid was!
Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:18pm.
It's worth it to go see movies at odd times, or wait until the movie's been out a week or so. Not so many people then. Although it seems that if you're sitting in a theater, and the theater is nearly empty, it never fails that someone will come and sit RIGHT BEHIND YOU. Herd mentality.
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Noelegy, ain't that the truth?! We always go on Sunday mornings, (live in the bible belt so everyone's in church), but it never fails. We'll all sit right in the center of the theater. Then maybe two more couples may come in and never fails, one will sit behind us then another in front of us. I never thought about the herd mentality, but you just nailed it.
I hate going to the movies with one of my friends. You know the person that has that really annoying and overly loud and enthusiastic laugh when things aren't even that funny? She's totally THAT person. I love her dearly, but sometimes I want to shoot her at the movies. Maybe, if this guy makes bail, I'll introduce them and he can take her to the movies.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
his ears are crooked
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:18pm.
Hey! I muffled my groaning with my purse. I'm mastered the one handed....uh nevermind.
It's worth it to go see movies at odd times, or wait until the movie's been out a week or so. Not so many people then. Although it seems that if you're sitting in a theater, and the theater is nearly empty, it never fails that someone will come and sit RIGHT BEHIND YOU. Herd mentality.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:56pm.
I saw this movie today. It was a pretty good flick. Everyone in the theater was quiet and well-behaved, unlike those Twilight theatergoers. Dem whores are noisy
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LMAO, DeeDee. We know you're the biggest squealer around whenever Mr. Bedward Head appears on the the screen!
Re: is there a term for no visible divide between head and neck.
It's a hneck! Go on, say it, it's fun.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Methinks this guy's nickname might be "no neck."
I don't have problems with people talking during movies. That never seems to happen when I go to the theater. What I hate are those assholes that push their legs into you or push their seat all the way back so you have to sit your legs sideways. Obviously the fucking row isn't not wide enough you asshole and the seat is not a god damn Lazyboy in your living room! (I once went to some low rent theater on $1 night, yeah that should have tipped me off and a nasty wetback family was sitting behind me and the dude had the nerve to take off his shoes, no he wasn't wearing socks and put his stinky feet on my arm rest, I wanted to shank the bitch).
Also annoying laughers piss me off. You know the ones that laugh excessivly loud and at everything even when it's not that funny.
NitWitty... yeah the payoff in sheer satisfaction, vindication and amusement will be worth FAR more than their monetary value!
I saw this movie today. It was a pretty good flick. Everyone in the theater was quiet and well-behaved, unlike those Twilight theatergoers. Dem whores are noisy.
I got 2 words for him....Net Flix
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:48pm.
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Hahahahaa..Thanks for giving me something to do with those 3 coffee cans full of pennies under my cabinet. Classic!
I am liking what he did, but man, that guy looks pissed off just to be ALIVE. ... I'm sure it doesn't take much to agitate him.... he probably goes off like that every day, with any ole irritant... of which there is an endless supply, as we know.
in this day and age, it doesn't pay to confront... too dangerous. .. here, if you give an asshole driver the finger on the highway? you'll be driven off the road, rear-ended-and-run, or shot. I know someone who drops pennies out his car window on the highway in front of obnoxious drivers who are out of control. it makes the driver nuts trying to figure out what is going on, and stops them from tailgaiting right quick too. they think something is wrong with their car.
Oddly, I have another penny-throwing friend who plinks them from behind at jerks in movie theatres who are talking. the yapper can't tell where they are coming from, but they get the message. it's pretty damned funny to watch too.
(... what's up with my penny-throwin attachments?!...)
He just wanted to be alone in the dark with the more retarded relative of Forrest Gump.
Was he disappointed at the lack of talent in Braddie? Not? Well, according to some astute critics, he should be!
Oh well, violence begets violence. So let this be a lesson for him!
i don't like people who talk to the screen
they are very irritating and i find myself wanting to pour my coke over their heads
Another annoyance? Effin' texters at the movie..I mean, unless you're a heart surgeon waiting on a donor heart to come at a moment's notice...Shut your phone and your mouth off when a movie begins. Is it that freaking hard?!
I have low tolerance for those who blabber during movies...which is the only time I don't blabber. Saw 5 movies this week and yet today, during Doubt, at the last second, a mentally challenged man and his aide sat in the row behind us. The guy burped every 60 seconds or so during a seeeerious movie, talked non-stop and when he had to pee and the aide took him, he was screeeeaming that he was afraid! Well, I have nothing against emotionally challenged people going to the movies. But to see Doubt?? No, the subject matter was soooo solemn...it was the w-r-o-n-g movie for this dude. As for me, ehhhh. Slumdog Millionaire was the best I've seen this week.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:37pm.
That's because you have class. Most people are no longer raised to respect others. So they don't feel embarrassed when the do something wrong. I see it everyday."
Thank you, Aunt Bea. If I didn't have manners, my parents would kill me. As well they should.
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I feel this dude. I have half a mind to bail his ass out and let him be my next movie date.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
James simply didn't get enough affection as a child...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm not saying it's right, I'll just say I understand. Not gonna lie, yappy idiots in the movies always irritate me. I'm one of those people that will change my seat 5 times before the movie even begins.
It's not like the movie is suppose to be funny, so what on earth would anyone even be chatting about during the movie?
It just confirms what I've always suspected....Pitt fans are not the sharpest tools in the shed! Bradley brings out the crazy in EVERYONE!