Dear James Cialella, It's Not That Serious!
I will admit that when I'm watching a movie in a theater and some dumb ass whore is yapping away like they are sitting in their damn living room, I think to myself, "Damn. I want to turn this straw into a shank and stab this bitch in the mouth!" Well, some dude in Philadelphia had even worse thoughts and carried that shit out!
29-year-old James Joseph Cialella was arrested after he shot a dude in the damn arm for running his mouth during a showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Philadelphia on Christmas Day. I think James Joseph Cialella just became an honorary Brangaloonie for busting a bitch during Brad's movie!
Police say that James asked a family sitting in front of him to shut their damn mouths during the movie. They didn't stop, so he threw popcorn at their asses. When that didn't shut their mouth holes, James got up and approached the family. James had words with the father, the argument got physical and that's when he pulled out a gat and shot the man in his arm. After James put a bullet in the father's arm, he sat back down and continued to watch the movie like nothing happened. The victim was taken to the hospital and James was arrested. He was charged with with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations.
DAMN! Hood rat stuff to the extreme. Over Benjamin Button? I mean, what the fuck? Maybe James has a strange fetish for Brad Pitt in old face. I could see beating a ho over Showgirls or Marley & Me (BURN!!!), but Benjamin Button?! I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room. James shouldn't even be allowed to carry a watergun anymore. Talk about over-fucking-reacting.
This also serves as a warning to me, because I'm one of those bitches who tells whores to shut their fat lips during movies. I've been known to throw in a "Eat your tongue, cunt!" or "Shut the fuck up" to bitches who are ruining my theater going experience. The next time I do that shit, I could get shot in the arm! That must suck, laying there with a bleeding arm, thinking that the last thing you'll ever see is Brad Pitt with pepaw face. Sad!
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Submitted by maria1080 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 6:49pm.
I wish people would use punctuation before rambling on. But now that you have enlightened us maria1080 I am happy that Jimmy wasn't the one who started it. And remind me to stay the hell out of your neighborhood movie theatre. Crazy shit goin on in there.
The true story is that the man that got shot smacked a woman in the face and was fighting with other "movie goers"... when jimmy tried to break the fight up he was jumped by five men..Not counting the ones that were just walking by and stomping on him just because they wanted to. And when his sister went to break it up she was also jumped.. Jimmy had no choice but to fire his gun.. If not he and his siter would be in the hospital right now. And he turned HIMSELF in!!!! He walked up to the first cop he seen outside of the theater and TURNED HIMSELF IN!! I really wish everyone would get the story right before they start with their judgements.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 6:27pm.
lol yep that was a warning
Mikey HONEY! I luv me sum of you... really i do. but i have to side on Mr. Theater-rage.
I can't take it when I'm sitting in a theater & some puerto-rican/dominican/black family is sitting there yapping - or worse talking on their cell - as if it aint no thing!
Beyond fucking RUDE... I just wish I could serve on that jury cuz he'd not only get acquitted but I'd celebrate his ass with a quiet little rim job as he watched another showing of Buttons (cuz you know now he has to go back to see the damn thing cuz some dumbass made him miss a section of the movie!)
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Never mess with anyone when they have a peasant shaped bullet head and inbred crazy eyes like this guy because they have nothing to lose. The popcorn was a warning.
This is why I wait until shit comes out on DVD before I see it. That way I can sit in the comfort of my own living room and talk all I want without getting shot at (at first I typed "shit at" I don't know why I telling everyone about that, but that made me laugh)
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While I don't condone gunfighting, I do understand this poor guy. I mean, he has probably spent the past year waiting for "Benjamin Button" to hit the theatres and some fool rains on his parade!! I don't blame him!!
He's probably out on probation by now or at least he will be by Monday. No sane constabulary would keep this great guy locked up.
Anyway, I don't go out to movies very often because of the talking/cellphone situation. And, when I do go it's usually the first show of the day rather than in the evening. I'm afraid I would pull a gun on some people also and I hate the thought of jail. (Actually, unless he has a previous record of violence, I doubt he will go to prison. He'll probably get probation, community service and have to pay restitution.)
P.S.: I enjoy both dlisted and justjared but I have to say some of the people on here are far worse than the people on JJ. Just my opinion. OK??
My pet peeve is when someone taps their damn foot. I hate that.
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Wow he's a HWATTIE! I'd definitely hit it! >puking<
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:53pm.
Batton down the hatches! The shit's coming your way fast. It was 60 in Chicago too. Even though it's been raining, it was nice to be outside and not freezing my ass off!
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My basement might flood. Balmy 60F in Metro Detroit. Super!
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Nite-nite, Miffed (from 'Leash and furkids in Florida)...
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by Sibsi: "..this dude's neck is so thick that it looks like his face is merged with it. Is there a term for such a thing? You know, kinda like cankles, but for a very fat male, whose head and neck are of the same thickness?"
We call people like that "flesh pyramids". Kinda stupid, but it works for us.
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Yeah, it makes sense, since the top of his head kinda funnels too, haha!
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I can't help but snigger at this shit. I know that makes me a sick puppy but I fucking HATE it when people yammer all the way through a movie.
In fact, I once lost a boyfriend over it when I was 21 years old. These teenage boys were sitting behind us making smart remarks at the screen and I got pissed. So I kind of sat up on my seat, turned around until I was leaning right over at them (yeah, all 5 feet 4 and 50 kilos of me!) and snapped at them, 'If you don't shut THE FUCK UP I'm gonna call the usher and get you thrown out of the fucking cinema!'
What a charmer I was when I was a young lass.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:33pm.
That's what I thought in the begining, and then I thought you were a guy. Which isn't bad to be a guy "chicken" because my husband will NEVER watch a horror movie either. Which leaves me sitting by myself....alone and spooked.
ha ha I make one of my kids stay awake or at least sleep on the coach if I watch anything even remotely scarey I am so much of a chook lol.
I used to force myself to watch horror movies since I'm almost always by myself. now, they don't bother me plus I grew up in the 80s so I really don't think there are good horror movies anymore. Most of them nowadays want to gross you out not scare you.
As for the Brangeloonie, he has no remorse so I'msure he got to watch the rest of the movie in peace and quiet before the cops came. Mission accomplished.
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I hate it when asshole run their pieholes in the movie but this was extreme even thou he most likely had to rob his piggy bank to be able to see this movie, he should have only pistol whipped him! now his ass is fucked, no latest release movie in the slammer, maybe "Kalifornia" one of Pitt's chilling roles today will be up in the mess hall soon??
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Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:33pm.
That's what I thought in the begining, and then I thought you were a guy. Which isn't bad to be a guy "chicken" because my husband will NEVER watch a horror movie either. Which leaves me sitting by myself....alone and spooked.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:18pm.
miffed, you're a guy?
nah sorry hun I am all female
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:18pm.
miffed, you're a guy?
I can understand the dude being frustrated. I mean, you go to the movies to actually SEE and HEAR the movie. Why do some people go and then insist on talking or texting the whole damn time? It pisses me off.
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Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:52pm.
LOL - you're cute! Stay away from "Silence". I will admit this - I did not see "Hostel" or "Saw" so I am not a full fledged Horror kind of gal.
If you like pleasant movies I suggest "DogFight" with River Phoenix. I just saw it the other night and it was cute. No blood or guts, I promise.
My 1/2 lil sis is a horror queen, i think she got that gene from her bully ol' man, lol- i am a big chicken I admit. I always ask the chicks at the place I hire from, "will I have nightmares?", man how much of a pussy am I??? Maybe it's because I don't have a "strong partener" to hold onto but I really am a big chook, lol. I even said to one girl whom I have begun to know " if I get scared I am goimg to ring you and make you come watch this movie with me". bark bark bark bark bark lol. (that is supposed to sound like a chook lol lol).
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:49pm.
Shocking. He looks like such an easygoing fellow.
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Attempted murder? WTF? That other POS should have been charged with provoking murder and not getting murdered
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Submitted by Creepella on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:47pm.
I loved Silence of the Lambs and I read true crime to. Have you read anything good lately?
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Actually I just finished "Mortal Danger" by Ann Rule. A quick read.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:52pm.
LOL - you're cute! Stay away from "Silence". I will admit this - I did not see "Hostel" or "Saw" so I am not a full fledged Horror kind of gal.
If you like pleasant movies I suggest "DogFight" with River Phoenix. I just saw it the other night and it was cute. No blood or guts, I promise.
This is gonna sound really uppity but I live in Miami and I HATE IT that it's 80 degrees right now. I want to to be much colder. Everybody thinks Im crazy. Im just sick of the heat.
Miffed, watch those movies with a partner. Manhunter and Silence are more psychological with Silence having a bit more gore but Red Dragon does go for the ugh factor since it was directed by Douche Ratner, Hannibal..... I can't begin to tell you why they made that movie. Also the sequel to Silence, which I can't remember the name of, never happened in my mind so I can't tell you about that one. You can IMDB them though and read the boards. It'll give you a better idea
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:46pm.
I agree with you. There are alot of nice people here, some not so nice, some welcoming to newcomers, some not. You just bob and weave.
LOL@annoying your future MIL
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:42pm.
LOL - then don't watch it. If things stay in your mind there are quite a few things that will bother you. Although I do like a good thriller or horror movie, I also like a good comedy or romance.
It's funny I used to have Friday the 13th nights at my house and I would spend 95% of the night in the bathroom with my fingers in my ears humming as soon as the "scarey" music came on lol.
Why are dumb bitches bringing Blackberries, cell phones and talking like they are at a loud club when the are in a movie theatre. How fucking rude and shows lack of class! The guy asked them once to shut up and they kept on talking loud. So now this guy is the fucking villain.
I have no sympathy for fuckers who can't show any courtesy at a public place. Shit...I might have done the same thing. Except I would have not used a gun. I would have just smack the shit out of the bitch!+
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:39pm.
I like some snow too. But this year feels like the snow started at Thanksgiving and hasn't stopped 'til now. I'm glad it's melting, but it's too fast. Oh well, only 3 more months of winter. *killing self*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:36pm.
I loved Silence of the Lambs and I read true crime to. Have you read anything good lately?
On T - James has a lazy eye
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Submitted by Candy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:38pm.
Silence of the Lambs is a thriller with a lil horror. I suggest you start with Manhunter and then maybe Red Dragon (which is the 'remake' of Manhunter) to get a lil back story on Hannibal or you could just watch Hannibal which is plain unwatchable to me.
Thanks Candy, as you can see from my response I am sooooo shit scared of horrors! I had to get my younger sis to come watch 'The Others 'with me and I admit I near shit myself all the way through. God damn I am a pussy!!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:37pm.
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Yeah, what Sheeps said. I make "the list" almost everytime, but I don't care. I just ignore cause I've never asked anyone for anything and never, ever jump into a fray. Me too scared to do that. I love my Dlisters and some of them love me..so I just walk around the comment or leave for a bit and do something else like annoy the hell out of the future MIL.
ON T: *raising little sock monkey hand* Okay, I'm gonna say it...he kind of reminds me of Curly from the Three Stooges..."nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!"
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:41pm.
On the good side, you save money on heating I guess! Yes, there is a huge band of storms heading your way. It's thundering now. That is so rare for winter here.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:42pm.
LOL - then don't watch it. If things stay in your mind there are quite a few things that will bother you. Although I do like a good thriller or horror movie, I also like a good comedy or romance.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:31pm.
I am still to scared to even contemplate watching Silence of the Lambs-is it really a horror or a thriller? I can barely manage a Thriller?????
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Get out! you never watched "Silence"? It's alittle of both. But certainly not "Texas Chainsaw" slasher movie.
I don't know how bad you are with movies, my sister would NEVER watch a scary movie or read true crime and I do both. But if you are up to it, definately watch it.
I swear the last "scary movie i watched was" The Others. I am "THE" biggest scaredy cat you will probably ever find in the universe! when I was 11 i watched a horror and I have NEVER watched one since. I am f'n CHICKEN SHIT!!!!!!!
"Off-topic, the weather here in Chicago is freaky! It got warm last night, then rain and thunderstorms. All the snow is melting and we have flash flooding. Now a band of storms is coming through, and we're under a tornado watch! WTF?"
Deb, we're in Virginia, and the weather is just as freaky here. Record lows earlier in the week, then Christmas Day it moved into the 60s. Now it's raining and still relatively warm. No tornado watches yet, but they're coming, I'll bet.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:37pm.
That's because you have class. Most people are no longer raised to respect others. So they don't feel embarrassed when the do something wrong. I see it everyday.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:36pm.
I'm in NY we have had odd weather, warm, freezing but nothing like you. I do like a snowstorm at least once during the winter.
Silence of the Lambs is a thriller with a lil horror. I suggest you start with Manhunter and then maybe Red Dragon (which is the 'remake' of Manhunter) to get a lil back story on Hannibal or you could just watch Hannibal which is plain unwatchable to me.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:22pm.
Re Mouse, that shit comes up once or maybe twice a year, usually at the year-end holidays. It's very nasty and unpleasant; my suggestion is to ignore it, cuz it's just nuttiness.
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Thank you. Someone else filled me in on another thread. I can see the lunacy and I'm too old for the nonsense. I come here to snark and read the snarks. Lots of funny people here.
More than twenty years ago, a friend of mine and I were talking during a movie and not aware of how loud we were. A gentleman spoke to us very nicely about it, and I was so ashamed I would have taped my mouth shut if tape had been handy. Ever since then, I keep quiet in a film.
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What really burns my ass is people's lack of cell phone etiquette at landscape design/horticulture seminars and workshops. I attend a good amount every year.
EVERY time, the host will remind people to turn off their cell phones before the lecture, and at least 2 phones ring anyway. THEN, they have to get up, disturb everyone in their aisle, had leave to take the call.
Off-topic, the weather here in Chicago is freaky! It got warm last night, then rain and thunderstorms. All the snow is melting and we have flash flooding. Now a band of storms is coming through, and we're under a tornado watch! WTF?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:31pm.
I am still to scared to even contemplate watching Silence of the Lambs-is it really a horror or a thriller? I can barely manage a Thriller?????
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Get out! you never watched "Silence"? It's alittle of both. But certainly not "Texas Chainsaw" slasher movie.
I don't know how bad you are with movies, my sister would NEVER watch a scary movie or read true crime and I do both. But if you are up to it, definately watch it.
Submitted by Creepella on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:28pm.
At least he didn't kill him. Just gave him a warning. Seriously - why do people go to the movies and then sit there and talk?
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:12pm.
I agree. The best audience reaction was "Silence of the Lambs" it made the movie that much more scary for me. When I watched it on DVD or should I say VHS, it didn't have the same punch. Same with the "Passion of the Christ"
I think alot of the trouble has to do with the fact that there aren't ushers anymore. When I was a kid the ushers would come in and keep things quiet.
I am still to scared to even contemplate watching Silence of the Lambs-is it really a horror or a thriller? I can barely manage a Thriller?????
At least he didn't kill him. Just gave him a warning. Seriously - why do people go to the movies and then sit there and talk?
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See. This is what Brangeloonies are like in real life. Take heed people!
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