Dear James Cialella, It's Not That Serious!
I will admit that when I'm watching a movie in a theater and some dumb ass whore is yapping away like they are sitting in their damn living room, I think to myself, "Damn. I want to turn this straw into a shank and stab this bitch in the mouth!" Well, some dude in Philadelphia had even worse thoughts and carried that shit out!
29-year-old James Joseph Cialella was arrested after he shot a dude in the damn arm for running his mouth during a showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Philadelphia on Christmas Day. I think James Joseph Cialella just became an honorary Brangaloonie for busting a bitch during Brad's movie!
Police say that James asked a family sitting in front of him to shut their damn mouths during the movie. They didn't stop, so he threw popcorn at their asses. When that didn't shut their mouth holes, James got up and approached the family. James had words with the father, the argument got physical and that's when he pulled out a gat and shot the man in his arm. After James put a bullet in the father's arm, he sat back down and continued to watch the movie like nothing happened. The victim was taken to the hospital and James was arrested. He was charged with with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations.
DAMN! Hood rat stuff to the extreme. Over Benjamin Button? I mean, what the fuck? Maybe James has a strange fetish for Brad Pitt in old face. I could see beating a ho over Showgirls or Marley & Me (BURN!!!), but Benjamin Button?! I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room. James shouldn't even be allowed to carry a watergun anymore. Talk about over-fucking-reacting.
This also serves as a warning to me, because I'm one of those bitches who tells whores to shut their fat lips during movies. I've been known to throw in a "Eat your tongue, cunt!" or "Shut the fuck up" to bitches who are ruining my theater going experience. The next time I do that shit, I could get shot in the arm! That must suck, laying there with a bleeding arm, thinking that the last thing you'll ever see is Brad Pitt with pepaw face. Sad!
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:18pm.
Yup. It's an odd communal experience. It also affects how you react, cuz you don't want to laff or cry at inappropriate times, and you get swept up in how the audience is reacting.
Re Mouse, that shit comes up once or maybe twice a year, usually at the year-end holidays. It's very nasty and unpleasant; my suggestion is to ignore it, cuz it's just nuttiness.
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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)
"...the last thing you'll ever see is Brad Pitt with pepaw face."
now that would be a tragedy
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:12pm.
I agree. The best audience reaction was "Silence of the Lambs" it made the movie that much more scary for me. When I watched it on DVD or should I say VHS, it didn't have the same punch. Same with the "Passion of the Christ"
I think alot of the trouble has to do with the fact that there aren't ushers anymore. When I was a kid the ushers would come in and keep things quiet.
oh, how horrible! heheehe
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I prefer a DVD at home, but there's one thing you get at a movie theater that alters the experience: audience reaction (laffs, gasps, crying, whatnot). If you doubt that, try watching Rocky Horror alone at home. Or try going to a sparsely attended theater showing and laffing out loud a la Cape Fear.
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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)
Submitted by gyeah on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:09pm.
Thank you! I forgot to mention the "Blue Tooth" people. This guy's blue tooth was flashing through the entire "Pirates" movie. It was like water torture. No. That would have been better.
Submitted by Sibsi: "..this dude's neck is so thick that it looks like his face is merged with it. Is there a term for such a thing? You know, kinda like cankles, but for a very fat male, whose head and neck are of the same thickness?"
We call people like that "flesh pyramids". Kinda stupid, but it works for us.
This is why getting my butt to the cineplex takes major good story baggage (Star Wars, X-Men, based-on-novel-with-good-screen-press, etc.) and/or Daniel Craig's hot ass wearing not a damned thing.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:25pm.
I will admit that if I had a gun, there would be a certain number of gum snappers, popcorn chompers, and cell phone yappers, dead by now.
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LOL i liked how you put that.
And next on News at 11: Cell phone yappers at a film: murder suicide to full on massacre ...at 11.
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
If you're running your damn mouth at a movie theatre and you are asked nicely to shut your fucking piehole and you decide that you rather not, you deserve to get chin checked, at the very least.
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
Well I hope he got to finish the movie after all that. LOL! what a loco! I think that movie looks so stupid BTW. I'll watch it on HBO in a couple of years.
I don't go to movies anymore for the same reason I don't go to malls. Too many morons, and too many of THEM are armed.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by 2Di4 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:41pm.
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Love you for calling it a hoagie not a "sub"!
I live in NJ,sorry to be a bitch but Philly cheesesteaks are a hop,skip and a BUMP(haha) away!
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:30pm.
You ARE lucky! The rolls in the Midwest suck. In order to have a decent hoagie or steak, you gots to have a Philly area roll!
Sorry, 2Di4! I'm usually jonesing myself, unless I get the hook-up from back home!
My fave TastyKakes are Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes! Ecstasy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
how about when somebody who has already seen a movie a few times talks about what's gonna happen next?! this total faggot who was sitting next to me with his friends was talking all the GD time telling them what's next. that night i discovered there might be a murderer in me :)
I HATE going to the movies because of the raging retards in the audience. That is why I have a flat-screen and a blue ray. Besides, my popcorn has real butter, and I can drink booze while watching Hollywoods finest swill.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
i likey his eyebrows.
why did someone have to mention tastykakes and amoroso rolls? i would kill for some of those tastycake christmas cookies that come in the big bucket, and a fat italian hoagie with a pack of wise chips. the only good things we have in california are in-n-out and tommy burgers. and since i no longer live in la, i do't even get the tommys. stupid friggin state.
EvilShoe,
Hell no! If people start taking their shoes off in the theater I'm leaving. Is there no decency left??
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:36pm.
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Fuck! How did you do get that? I asked for a shiny pen and the old coot just gave a 25% discount coupon on Miller Lite. Peepaw should know by now that I am a PBR gal.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:23pm.
If we're talking to ourselves does it mean we have mental problems?
- It's, I believe, Mentally Challenged. And yes, well no, well....I can't make a decision, you/I/us must be busy picking belly button lint again.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I never understood the need to converse when inside the cinema! At least you can be group "shhh'd" in the US. Around these parts bitches will happily let the phone ring (usually with hideous music or the most annoying ring imaginable), look at it for 10 cold seconds before deciding to answer it and then answer as loudly as possible before settling into conversation they think is whispering but isn't at all. CunTs - with extra hotness on the "T"!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:58pm.
"He pulled out a *gat*" ????
Whaaaa?Is that like the feminine of gun?
Gat is short for gatling by the way and I'm sure he didn't have one of those in the cinema! ;)
--thanks awfully--
I have no profound comments on the matter, but I'd rather submit this shallow remark: this dude's neck is so thick that it looks like his face is merged with it.
Is there a term for such a thing? You know, kinda like cankles, but for a very fat male, whose head and neck are of the same thickness?
Lory on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:31pm
*puts down daily sacrament and wine*
What?
St. Peter?
He's gansta and pays me in Angel Dust.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:31pm.
madam s. on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:29pm
And wrapper wrinklers! Trying to open bags of candy, LOCK AND LOAD!
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Just like the hotness that is Simon Pegg in my avie, LOCK AND LOAD!
madam s. on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:29pm
And wrapper wrinklers! Trying to open bags of candy, LOCK AND LOAD!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:28pm.
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Are you on St Peter's payroll by any chance?
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:29pm.
Yep, and you can add the ones that take their shoes off and put their stinky ass feet up on the seats on the side of your head or between the seats. Fuckers!
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:19pm.
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Amoroso rolls and TastyKakes are confined to my part of town?
I eat that shit all the time!
I guess I am lucky(and maybe have a fat ass!)
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
And the talking in the theater isn't even the worst part, it's the people who chew their candy and popcorn at a level that can be heard! Or slurp their drinks. *shudder*
So if we're shooting the talkers now I don't even know what will happen to the loud chewers. It won't be good.
fuck! mofo looks like a psycho but i don't blame him for going all nuts on the fam who was talking their asses off at the theater. wanna talk assholes?! get the fuck out of the theater and let others enjoy the movie you bunch of selfish fags!!!!!!!!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:49pm.
I hope everyone who talks in movie theaters hears about this.
Word. But alas, it's too late for me. I gave up on seeing movies in public theaters years ago because I couldn't deal with others' bullshit.
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No shit. Thank goodness for illegal downloads of movies still in theaters!
Lory on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:25pm
*crosses of making Lory a dirty hwore today off the To Do list*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Noelegy: "I hope everyone who talks in movie theaters hears about this."
Amen! If it's an option, I get up and move, because I'm scared to confront people. Because of stories like this. My sister will give the stink eye to people on the subway and I'm like stop it, you never know which crazy is gonna stab you with nail scissors for looking at you wrong.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:16pm.
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that's good to know, maybe i should start fucking with the loons again, like i do on fat boy's site.
I was just in Philly last week,saw this dude getting his brows done.
cholo~rific
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qmznwcVOA
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:23pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:20pm
Shhh, I can't hear my mouses tell me about Canada.
Don't you love talking to yourself?
I find me very POOTACULAR!
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I find me very POOTACULAR too! But I don't need to say it, since you/I already did. If we're talking to ourselves does it mean we have mental problems?
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Own it like a strap-on.
LCT, my boobies are real too- all "lowercase b" here!
I got stuff to do, see you all later!
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"
I will admit that if I had a gun, there would be a certain number of gum snappers, popcorn chompers, and cell phone yappers, dead by now.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:16pm.
The loons have increased the viciousness and it's almost malignant there.
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You mean more malignant that it already is? I mean Fuck! People talk about the dlisted's forum being hell when justjared is the shrine of ebil, the epitome of trolldom. LOL. WHy am I feeling like a child molester every time I look at your avie? Well if you are trying to make me feel (even more) like a dirty whore, well you succeeded! :p
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Happy Happy, DAE.
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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)
Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:49pm.
I hope everyone who talks in movie theaters hears about this.
Word. But alas, it's too late for me. I gave up on seeing movies in public theaters years ago because I couldn't deal with others' bullshit.
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mmmm....Hot chocolate!...Happy Holidays, DAE! Always nice to see you. *waving*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
If you are a real poster here and these people start asking you for emails, phone numbers personal info then be careful.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:20pm
Shhh, I can't hear my mouses tell me about Canada.
Don't you love talking to yourself?
I find me very POOTACULAR!
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:16pm.
***note to self. start posting more so I can be on the list too***
me too!!!!
*drive by comment*
I'd just like to say a (belated) Merry Christmas to MK and everyone at Dlisted!
I hope you all enjoyed the hoildays!
DAE
xoxoxoxo
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Carrottop,
Yeti! Hairy and smells of poo! Perfect!!!
I don't mind being mouse. I had one once. His name was Radcliffe and he was magic!!! He was being sold for snake food...and I made eye contact...
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:18pm.
POSTERS WHO ARE NOT MOUSE:
*crickets*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
It got a lot quieter in here without the non-Mouse posters, did you notice?
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Own it like a strap-on.
*loading gat*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:54pm.
That's the way it rolls in Philly, yo.
cheesesteak anyone?
Yo, Mrs K! Geez, what's the big deal? He only shot the guy in the hand.
I will be having cheesesteaks soon because my dear sister in Philly sent us some Amoroso rolls for Christmas, (oh and a box of TastyKakes!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson