Dear James Cialella, It's Not That Serious!
I will admit that when I'm watching a movie in a theater and some dumb ass whore is yapping away like they are sitting in their damn living room, I think to myself, "Damn. I want to turn this straw into a shank and stab this bitch in the mouth!" Well, some dude in Philadelphia had even worse thoughts and carried that shit out!
29-year-old James Joseph Cialella was arrested after he shot a dude in the damn arm for running his mouth during a showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Philadelphia on Christmas Day. I think James Joseph Cialella just became an honorary Brangaloonie for busting a bitch during Brad's movie!
Police say that James asked a family sitting in front of him to shut their damn mouths during the movie. They didn't stop, so he threw popcorn at their asses. When that didn't shut their mouth holes, James got up and approached the family. James had words with the father, the argument got physical and that's when he pulled out a gat and shot the man in his arm. After James put a bullet in the father's arm, he sat back down and continued to watch the movie like nothing happened. The victim was taken to the hospital and James was arrested. He was charged with with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations.
DAMN! Hood rat stuff to the extreme. Over Benjamin Button? I mean, what the fuck? Maybe James has a strange fetish for Brad Pitt in old face. I could see beating a ho over Showgirls or Marley & Me (BURN!!!), but Benjamin Button?! I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room. James shouldn't even be allowed to carry a watergun anymore. Talk about over-fucking-reacting.
This also serves as a warning to me, because I'm one of those bitches who tells whores to shut their fat lips during movies. I've been known to throw in a "Eat your tongue, cunt!" or "Shut the fuck up" to bitches who are ruining my theater going experience. The next time I do that shit, I could get shot in the arm! That must suck, laying there with a bleeding arm, thinking that the last thing you'll ever see is Brad Pitt with pepaw face. Sad!
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POSTERS WHO ARE NOT MOUSE:
*crickets*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:14pm.
Hey LCT, of course!
You know I hate when you talk ABOUT shit, but I LOVE the way to talk shit...... :)
and I know you are "real".
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So are my boobies! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
High five PSL!
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Own it like a strap-on.
***note to self. start posting more so I can be on the list too***
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
UKer on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:13pm
I know!
So purposeful and ambitious, yet, very random.
Oh, btw, the JJ land isn't banning for Jennifer talk on threads now, the Loons are so much more nasty, I think Jared finally got too many emails breaking it off in his no no hole about the one sided parading of comments.
The loons have increased the viciousness and it's almost malignant there.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:12pm.
Seriously??? Enough with this shit.
I talk to Carrottop almost everynight. Maybe i'm Mouse too!
Freaks.
PSL is right. Carrot like to talk poo, but a liar she isn't.
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WE'RE EACH OTHER! WE'RE ALL MOUSE! Actually, mice are boring. Can I be Yeti? Elusive, smelly, and a whole gaggly of tangly fure.
Poo.
Sorry, had to.
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Own it like a strap-on.
And the plot thickens. (DUN DUN DUN)
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Hey LCT, of course!
You know I hate when you talk ABOUT shit, but I LOVE the way to talk shit...... :)
and I know you are "real".
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:11pm.
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you gotta give them props though, they're nearly as funny as comingback LOL
Seriously??? Enough with this shit.
I talk to Carrottop almost everynight. Maybe i'm Mouse too!
Freaks.
PSL is right. Carrot like to talk poo, but a liar she isn't.
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
Methinks that someone here quit taking their medications......HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Wow, someone is on mission.
I was accused last year of being not who I is.
The Holidays are the best, aren't they?
Spreading bloopy sharty tidings like a puppeh with diarrhea.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
UKer on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:06pm.
well he kinda banned me for messing with the loons, and seeing as jared is the #1 loon on that site he would let people post all sorts of crap about Jen but if any Jen fan tries to reply they get banned and told that they're being abusive.
Fucking stupid.
Thank you PSL :D
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Own it like a strap-on.
To paraphrase Chris Rock: I ain't sayin' it's right. But I understand.
LCT may talk about shit a lot, but she is no "lying sack of shit".
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"
Submitted by smirfytyme on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 2:01pm.
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I think I've told this story here before lol
well he kinda banned me for messing with the loons, and seeing as jared is the #1 loon on that site he would let people post all sorts of crap about Jen but if any Jen fan tries to reply they get banned and told that they're being abusive.
JOE!
A "gat" is a homemade weapon. Usually not accurate but untraceable...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Why am I laughing at at this fuckery? Just surprised it didn't happen in Detroit.
Well he didn't cap him in the head, so the shot in the arm is just a gentle reminder to SHUT THE FUCK UP! The movie theatre isn't you damn living room. I'd never convict that guy, either.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Submitted by UKer on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:54pm.
BTW I've spoken to Jared and I've been unbanned after nearly two years lol
Can't be bothered to post there anymore though.
Oh, now I got hear the story. Why the hell were you banned from the crap site.
as someone said earlier those assholes on their cellphones talking and texting really get on my nerves. why pay all of that money to talk thru the movie? i don't understand it.
his eyebrows are hot!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:54pm.
That's the way it rolls in Philly, yo.
cheesesteak anyone?
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Mmmm....cheesesteak. I think I'm gonna sneak one into the theatre the next time we go see a movie. I'll leave my gun at home.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
MK are you not gonna discuss his eyebrows?
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"I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries."
He looks like he's trying to seduce the camera with his eyes.
I can't decide if I'm aroused or if I want to steal Harry Potter's invisibility cloak so he can never look at me with those eyes again.
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"He pulled out a *gat*" ????
Whaaaa?Is that like the feminine of gun?
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Submitted by Dayanara Bitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:56pm.
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OMG LOL too funny
Lory, you beat me to it!!!
Has anyone posted this shit over there yet?
Looking for volunteers?
*pulls out roll of Reynolds Wrap, Heavy Duty, begins wrapping self*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
couldnt he have just "accidentally" spilled a large soda pop on the guys lap like i do?
BTW I've spoken to Jared and I've been unbanned after nearly two years lol
Can't be bothered to post there anymore though.
That's the way it rolls in Philly, yo.
cheesesteak anyone?
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
He kinda looks like Uncle Fester from the original 'Adam's Family.'
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
There's probably enough meat in that head to feed a family of four for a year.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:45pm.
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Cliniqua, Loves Angelina, etc. A loon is a loon is a loon.. You say potato... ;)
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Let me dirty up your mind.
James is my Hero. Assholes that run their mouth during a paid movie deserve to get shanked or shot in the face. Good for him.
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Submitted by Lory on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 1:45pm.
DLISTERS, MEET CLINIQUA FROM JUST JARED.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love you!!
Yeah, Marley and Me? Looks cute, but, without giving anything away, but I've read that its actually NOT the cute little family movie its marketed as. The story takes some traumatic (for children) turns.
A jury of his peers will never convict. I say dismiss all charges and make him Honorary Marshal of Philadelphia.
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The 49-year-old Mary Crosby resurfaced at a "Dallas" reunion event recently, looking peculiar. (TMZ)
I hate when people are sitting there talking on their fucking cellphones.
I HATE THAT! Grrrr....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Ha. Obviously I don't condone this, but people, when you're in a theatre, shut the FUCK up.
HAHAHA
Why bother with stupitt's crappy movie.
Go see Marley and me instead.
I hope everyone who talks in movie theaters hears about this.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Shocking. He looks like such an easygoing fellow.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Guns in a cinema? We try to smuggle non overpriced food in, not weapons.
Did someone sit on his face? Cause it looks squished!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
This made me laugh a lot. I couldn't help it. Especially since he just sat back down.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Sorry, anyone who talks in a movie theater SHOULD be shot.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
We finally have a picture of LOVESANGELINA.
Yeah, I went there. :)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
DLISTERS, MEET CLINIQUA FROM JUST JARED.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Jesus Christ.
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"