Saturday, December 27th 2008

Would You Hit It?

Daniel Craig is looking a little jelly-ish in the chichi and belly areas, but I cannot resist a man who is so secure in his masculinity that he has no problem dipping his hand in another dude's Ruffles. So yes, I'd hit that shit while eating a jumbo bag of Lay's from Costco. Those chips are greasy enough, so you don't even need lube! And I bet the salt will make your no-no extra puckery. Dick & chips: a perfect combination.

Here's James Bond having some kind of potato orgy with his girlfriend and two dudes in St. Barts the other day.

Posted by: Michael K


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it took me awhile to get there, but i thought daniel craig was smoking hot as james bond...there, i said it...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

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* scratches chin*

*keeps address for himself*

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This guy looks bad in these photos so its a big no for me,if we are talking about him as he looked when he is Bond then bring it on.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK

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or be allowed internet access via fake ip addresses.

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Submitted by Canadian Bacon on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:49pm.
*gets tub of ice cream and changes into night time mumu*
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No way! Gah, I'm doing the very same thing! Ok, Rocky Road and a 20 xxx sized Mumu, am I right???? Ok, mine's a 22 xxx, but it's loose on me. Yeah, I've lost some weight. I've discovered going to pick up your Domino's pizza once or twice a week rather than having it delivered burns calories...Yeah...I plan to be in a svelt 18xxx mumu come spring...*wiping icecream off chin*....No really....

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this made me LOL stop by and bring me some....

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Submitted by Canadian Bacon on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:49pm.
*gets tub of ice cream and changes into night time mumu*
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No way! Gah, I'm doing the very same thing! Ok, Rocky Road and a 20 xxx sized Mumu, am I right???? Ok, mine's a 22 xxx, but it's loose on me. Yeah, I've lost some weight. I've discovered going to pick up your Domino's pizza once or twice a week rather than having it delivered burns calories...Yeah...I plan to be in a svelt 18xxx mumu come spring...*wiping icecream off chin*....No really....

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sat,
Other stills of him are um, a bit more flattering.

Time to share...;-)

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*gets tub of ice cream and changes into night time mumu*

~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~

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As I always say KatieScarlett -- it's not the size of the wand it's how you use it ;)

Jesus: if you got a magic wand and it ain't dust
come on over !

Submitted by KatieScarlett on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:42pm.

As I always say KatieScarlett -- it's not the size of the wand it's how you use it ;)

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well surely you people care about his acting skills and not just the size of his private parts!
He may be large but does he know what to do with it?

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* calls Woodstock and Charlie Brown on conference call*

~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:34pm.
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Hey, Joe! Nothing to tell, you have to talk to DeeDee and Sheeps for links. I keep nothing that can incriminate me on the puter, I'm afraid. I'm sure you could google them tho..
Hope the holidays are being kind to you and yours!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:30pm.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:27pm.
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I'm not sure what temp the water is..But ITA, IDML, I've seen some well hung photos of Mr. Blue Eyes here that dropped my jaw.

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I saw those pics and yep - jaw dropping!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:30pm.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:27pm.
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I'm not sure what temp the water is..But ITA, IDML, I've seen some well hung photos of Mr. Blue Eyes here that dropped my jaw.
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Oh really?? Do tell Nitty!

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*makes bacon sammich and rolls on the floor*

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:27pm.
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I'm not sure what temp the water is..But ITA, IDML, I've seen some well hung photos of Mr. Blue Eyes here that dropped my jaw.

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jiggy,

the still does no justice. WHen you watch the film, there is ample evidence that he's in cool water.

Other stills of him are um, a bit more flattering.

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

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*puts outfits on trolls. flings poo at spreadsheet*

~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~

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I don't know but I am staying on topic sorry !

*looks around skeered*

trolls what trolls?

KatieScarlett's picture

what trolls are you speaking of Sugaroo?
it seems to me everyone is getting along quite well this evening. are you upset by something?
hopefully people will accept me and not call me an "it" or a troll.. I am staying on topic and not looking for a fight....
I just laughed off being accused of being all of those people for I know it is not true.. I have no time for such foolishness..

TexNDoc just gave out the burn of the century

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:06pm.
<"Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:04pm.
Sweet mother of God. Moderator, please get off your ass and block the fucking dipshits that are poisoning up this place.">

I came to a screeching halt flying through the spam to ask: You can't be serious!?! Your shit doesn't smell like roses, Cupcake.

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omg! i love u

thank you for validating what i have been saying all along! unless the chosen ones say it, all others are reported!

thank you have a nice weekend!

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Katie,
Lordy, I was not accusing you of not being nice, I just didn't know what Three Olives was.

Ya'll win this thread. Peace.

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<"Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:04pm.
Sweet mother of God. Moderator, please get off your ass and block the fucking dipshits that are poisoning up this place.">

I came to a screeching halt flying through the spam to ask: You can't be serious!?! Your shit doesn't smell like roses, Cupcake.

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@ Socky, Tigger, Mrs. K, breaktheleash--

This is the best I could find on Google Image.
Maybe he's a grower?

Still, I'd climb on top of it fo' sho.

http://thefilmexperience.net/loveisthedevil.jpg

NSFW!!!

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http://www.comicbookmovie.com/hulk/news/?a=616

interesting bit about a monster willy

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Guy with the black shorts, black hat, gaydar showing signs of life. Chips not your standard expectations from stars? When you're in countries such as these, a little too far from the tourist traps, it might be the only thing you can trust.

Submitted by corny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:51pm.

i'm still here corny i feared you were eaten by the report button

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Submitted by MJF on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:11pm.

That's kinda what it looks like! Do we have any concrete evidence that he's not gay? I think he drinks tea with his pinky up and I think he has extraordinarily clean cabinets and closets and a masterfully decorated apartment.
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The only sure way is to look at the shoes.

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*opens can of corn for dinner*

~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~

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For some odd reason, Daniel Craig always struck me as a Funions or perhaps Pringles man.

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I would hit that in more ways then one!

::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::

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Yes! That gay guy with them is Andy somethin from BRAVO!. He's so hot and super yum yum!

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Hey Socky! I found your slut cousin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XXXfmflck

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:20pm.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:15pm.
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LOL! No worries! It's Saturday! I just wanna see pics of the "monster willy."
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you HAVEN'T seen it? geez socky - google images is your friend.

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Don't cry Katie! You can cum to my web page. It is in construction. I need a viewer and a commenter...
I also need food...

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:15pm.
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LOL! No worries! It's Saturday! I just wanna see pics of the "monster willy."

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

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Katie,
I only report racists and trouble makers.

My comment was fishin for a Milky Way dark. That's all....

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I know it's been mentioned but that's deffo the sexy gay bravo guy with them innit?
He's fucking hot!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:12pm.
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Oh, Mrs. K! That made me smile. We have a friend who has a doggie who understands the word "bank." He runs to the car cause he knows that when they go through the drive-thru...they always give him a doggie treat! When he hears that "whooshing" sound the container makes, he starts yapping. LOL

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:11pm.

That's kinda what it looks like! Do we have any concrete evidence that he's not gay? I think he drinks tea with his pinky up and I think he has extraordinarily clean cabinets and closets and a masterfully decorated apartment.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Submitted by KatieScarlett on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:13pm.

I told u so!

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:03pm.

Would you let him go "toes deep"?

Er, sorry there Socky. That was rather uncouth of me.

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Submitted by KatieScarlett on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:13pm.

She won't be your friend she will report you!

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Submitted by KatieScarlett on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:11pm.

Fine, thank you. Do I know you?

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

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breaktheleash,
That is the one!! Did you like it? I couldn't even finish it.

LCT,
You warned me didn't ya! =)

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For the Judi Dench quote:

http://defamer.com/hollywood/james-bond/007-emasculationwatch-judi-dench...

Sorry if it stretches the box, folks.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:07pm.

Is your avi a fur-kid as well?
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yes that is my Minch...heaven help me.
We went to the PO today, he was such a good little boy. Waited patiently on line. Got up to the counter, sat down and looked at the guy behind the counter and said "Where's my cookie, Sir?"
He thinks everyone behind a counter has cookies for him.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?