Saturday, December 27th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Daniel Craig is looking a little jelly-ish in the chichi and belly areas, but I cannot resist a man who is so secure in his masculinity that he has no problem dipping his hand in another dude's Ruffles. So yes, I'd hit that shit while eating a jumbo bag of Lay's from Costco. Those chips are greasy enough, so you don't even need lube! And I bet the salt will make your no-no extra puckery. Dick & chips: a perfect combination.
Here's James Bond having some kind of potato orgy with his girlfriend and two dudes in St. Barts the other day.
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Hahaha! Thank you for that, Jiggy!
Still, a little nudge of encouragement from a respected co-star never hurts, such as when Dame Judi Dench recently registered her awed surprise at having caught a sidelong glance at Craig's generously proportioned double-oh-seven.
James Bond actor Daniel Craig has a large penis, according to his 'Casino Royale' co-star Dame Judi Dench.
The British actress caught a glimpse of the hunky actor's impressive appendage as he was getting dressed in his trailer which was situated opposite her own.
Dench, who plays secret service boss M in the new movie, told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It's an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldn't have said that. How uncouth of me!"
--courtesy of Defamer
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by MJF on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:08pm.
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I think she's miffed cause he won't share the BBQ chips.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by MJF on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:08pm.
In the pictures where he's interacting with his "girlfriend", he looks like he's throwing a hissy fit. My gaydar is beeping a little louder now on this one.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
HEY MJF!!! how's it going???!!!!
Submitted by corny on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:09pm.
careful! there is a report button and they are not afraid to use it!
Wait, yes, that one with uh... Rhys whats-it... The stalker-guy? If that's the one I'm thinkin. Mmm.
*checks Big Franks myspace for the 99th time*
~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~
In the pictures where he's interacting with his "girlfriend", he looks like he's throwing a hissy fit. My gaydar is beeping a little louder now on this one.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I bet he is a manbeast in the sackaroni,
@Mrs. Kravitz,
Is your avi a fur-kid as well?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:02pm.
Dame Judi walked past DC's dressing room and saw him nekkid.
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Oh, please, he was soooooooooo walking around the set naked as a newborn. He's an exhibitionist, ya know.
what, so I make stuff up. So sue me!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:58pm.
I think my Minch has some Pom in him, too
Chihuahua, terrier, shiba inu, basenji and a soupçon of spawn of the devil.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
I like sexy times with the womenz, but I would totally let him crinkle those chips over me and lick them off. He and his window cleaner eyes are fine as hell. mmmmm....
Damn those Brits!!! They are just so sexy.
* presses Tide pen on stretch pants, damn pizza stains*
~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~
Yes, yes I would definitely hit it. Then I'd make him go to the store and get me some French onion dip for the chips.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:58pm.
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he scanned it as a PDF and then sent it to her as an email attachment.
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That explains her "accidently" walking into his trailer while filming CR. I'm thinking, she was just checking the pdf against the real image. She called it a "monster willy" or something. lol
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@ Mrs. Kravitz & breaktheleash--
Dame Judi walked past DC's dressing room and saw him nekkid. She reported that the sight of his monster member stopped her in her tracks and that she stared shamelessly.
Evidently after dining on Daniel's large latke, we would all need a Depends. It undoubtedly would mess up our plumbing.
but I, for one, am willing to give it the ole college try...
*fans self*
It's hot in here.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:52pm.
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Me too! I also wanna know how she knew Daniel Craig was packing! Actually, I want pictures! Lots of them in all the angles, shades and positions. Naired, semi-naired, prison style... you get my drift...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Clarisse, thanx... Hubby and son found her wandering around outside the public library with a little bandage on one of her legs... That FACE! OMG. She was good dog. Kept the bigger ones in line-- but we NEVER left her alone with them. Couldn't take a chance there.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:52pm.
I wonder how would Dame Judi know?
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he scanned it as a PDF and then sent it to her as an email attachment.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Hell fuck no I wouldn't. He's a good James Bond and all but I sense an ass man in hiding. Let his boyfriend hit it.
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*flings poo*
~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~
You're welcome Katie. Now give me back the pink nipple tassels I lent you last week. The Hello Kitty ones...
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yer gettin dem back dirty and nasty like you like them ... I hear St Barts is lovely ..a spot for the rich and famous. I knew someone who went there once.. poor thing had an accident and had to cut her vacation short!
*climbs into my hamper and hides*
Submitted by tharuffian on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:50pm.
shabbat shalom to you,dear
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
breaktheleash,
=( Sorry for the loss! She's a beauty! A Pom or Chi mix is the only little dogs I would own.
Yeah..Daniel is lookin good. He would be embarrased by the amount of posts though...he's shy!
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
You're welcome Katie. Now give me back the pink nipple tassels I lent you last week. The Hello Kitty ones...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
*installs potty chair in seat*
~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~
I wonder how would Dame Judi know? I have to admit tho, after seeing DC's package in Casino Royal, he was the star of MY little nasty fantasies for awhile..!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:49pm.
Dame Judi Dench described Craig's member as a "monster." referring to the size factor.
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gulp
*blinking*
*changing Depends*
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
*puts on a snuggie cuz Im cold and it keeps my hands free to post*
shabbat shalom Mrs.K. im out as i refuse to deal with such meshuganahs.. not quiteee promises but i have my own 12 steps! :)
*mails package to friend*
*googles postal codes*
~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:44pm.
So anyway... I see Daniel's lookin' hot.
Dame Judi Dench described Craig's member as a "monster." referring to the size factor.
I would hit it like nobody's business.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
And they need someone to come clean the seaweed off the beach. That's part of the reason I thought he was hanging with Amy Winehouse. The beach looks dirty and unkempt and it suggested Wino.
Submitted by Canadian Bacon on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:46pm.
PU! its all that bacon youve been eatin
Submitted by tharuffian on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:46pm.
in the heart of kc Mrs. K, BETH SHALOM!
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I suppose it could be worse...like me fer instance. I'm in Seattle!!!!
Oy.
The most vanilla place on earth.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
*hops on a plane and flies to Australia*
*flies back*
Katie is mah girl. Don't mess with her or you will feel the wrath of my magic...
thanks Lory.... !!! you a sweetie ! XOXOX
NOT A TROLL NOT A TROLL.. I REPEAT NOT A TROLL
*stamps feet and farts*
~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~
in the heart of kc Mrs. K, BETH SHALOM!
*dials Dominou's*
Oh Bugger I left my coupon book in Tuscany!
~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~
That's his GIRLFRIEND? I thought it was Amy Winehouse! That's not even a joke, I really thought it was her.
ohhh no, not stayin if the meshuganahs are back, i might not have a life, but oyyy, these ones are just khara
*runs in the room says oh shit~~runs back out*
bugger it all
*throuws cell phoune in air*
~~~~~~I heart America~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by tharuffian on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:40pm.
Kansas?
That's a shonda!!!!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
So anyway... I see Daniel's lookin' hot.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 7:43pm.
No, none of my friends would know the first thing about a foreign accent! They are the sporty type.
my guess is they are the elderly type
Is there a full moon out?
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