Saturday, December 27th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Daniel Craig is looking a little jelly-ish in the chichi and belly areas, but I cannot resist a man who is so secure in his masculinity that he has no problem dipping his hand in another dude's Ruffles. So yes, I'd hit that shit while eating a jumbo bag of Lay's from Costco. Those chips are greasy enough, so you don't even need lube! And I bet the salt will make your no-no extra puckery. Dick & chips: a perfect combination.
Here's James Bond having some kind of potato orgy with his girlfriend and two dudes in St. Barts the other day.
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Yes, indeedy, I certainly would...yes, please...oh hell to the yes...yes, yes, yes!
Was I clear enough?
My first reaction is, "Hell yeah, I'd hit it!" But I really think I mean the bag of chips.
I think I'd just picture him kissing Toby Jones over and over and over again and would need to deliciousness of the chips to make it stop.
wow one of the dudes (the one with no chest hair that isn't daniel craig) is so like him...maybe his brother??
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:43pm.
Angel_i, once after leaving my fave jacket on the train, I stormed into work going cunt cunt cunt cunt cunty CUNT CCCCUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTT. I didn't notice that the first patient had arrived early and was sitting in the waiting room. OOOOEEEER, CUNT! I scuttled off and hid in the staff room until she'd gone.
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Hahahahahaha! I like chanting swears too:)
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:26pm.
I'd hit it if it got that posture worked out.
Once he's on his back, the posture is no longer an issue!
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LOL! I'm a little worried what might happen to his face if he's on his back. He's obviously not a fan of plastic surgery over there...no tightening going on in that face! Besides I like to do gymnastics when I have sexy times - and not by myself...but he certainly looks strong enough;p
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:39pm.
Socky, Ruffles or Lays?
I kind of resigned myself to the fact of sun wrinkles. I just love the sun too much! Fuck it, no one stays young forever.
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Ooooo...Ruffles..cause they have rrrrrridges!!! LOL!
I love the sun as well, but my MIL wanted that permanent fun in the sun look and her skin kinda went to hell in a hand basket. She's cut back a bit and wears a hat when "working" in her garden.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:35pm.
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I'm here to please lol
Thanks Matador, that's really kind of you, if you could reveal your country of origin I could say something similarily rude and untrue about your peeps. Although to be fair you are right about the pale thing - its just we don't get much sun here ok? Got it? Good.
Angel_i, once after leaving my fave jacket on the train, I stormed into work going cunt cunt cunt cunt cunty CUNT CCCCUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTT. I didn't notice that the first patient had arrived early and was sitting in the waiting room. OOOOEEEER, CUNT! I scuttled off and hid in the staff room until she'd gone.
UKer,
I loves the Brits!!! Loves em! The only one I would ever insult is Russel Brand.
Don't insult Brits! I will sick mice on you!!!
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Would I hit it? *stroking non-existent facial hair*
Hell to the muthafucking YES! Although, I might have to spray him down with industrial disinfectant and double bag his jimmy because of those pesky rumors of his hooking up with Sluttienna Miller after the filming of Layer Cake.
Socky, Ruffles or Lays?
I kind of resigned myself to the fact of sun wrinkles. I just love the sun too much! Fuck it, no one stays young forever.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by UKer on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Matador on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:02pm.
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Fuck you, you motherfucking fuck!
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HEY! Now THAT's what I'm talkin' about!
Thanks UKer - you kinda made my day.
Once I was riding my bike in Downtown TO and I was a lot younger and a lot angrier then...I called this guy a "Mutherfucking cocksucking cuntlicker!" for knocking me into the curb. (that was back in the days of the longest swear contest - it wouldn't have even been a contender). And I turned to see some granny turn BLUE! Gasping! She din't die or pass out or anything - she just looked at me like I was...well, like I was Brangelina! THAT horrified! I felt great until I saw her. Then I felt bad.
I just wanted to let you know I ain't no granny:)
OR possibly....
I'm just typing cuz I can't stop:)
Either way that made me smile!
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angel_i, it makes a lot of sense, my dear friend!
And you hit the nail... and all that... about the posture. I mean, it probably is responsible for the unflattering 'tire' in his abdomen area.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:26pm.
I'd hit it if it got that posture worked out.
Once he's on his back, the posture is no longer an issue!
Hey people! Back off the Brits! Most everybody from northern climes is pale when they first get to a tropical place.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:15pm.
Socky! I am so jelus of all these people frolicking in the sun! And Daniel's gal has a very similar bod to Amy.
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I love the sun, but then see the crinkles in the MIL's face that botox and chem peels can't fix...so, I just drive the golf cart for the future FIL on the weekends when the weather is good. I enjoy that and he's not allergic to my Bozo.
ON T: I'm eatin' chips the next time I watch a James Bond movie.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
is this "let's insult the Brits" day?
forgive me for no joining for obvious reasons.
I'd hit it if it got that posture worked out.
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i don't know if someone already said this but-- are they hanging out with the bravo guy? the man lying down in the second and fourth thumbnails looks just like the guy who does all the reunion specials for bravo. weird.
@Sibsi:
I know, right? LOL!
In my mind, the truth is not so much that birds of a feather flock together - or maybe they do but we're not birds - more that birds who flock together TEND to sing the same song. Again, we're not birds - so we're not nearly so orderly as all that.
Does that make sense? Who knows? I can type, but I'm not entirely sure I can read. I'll keep working on it:)
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Submitted by Matador on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:02pm.
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Fuck you, you motherfucking fuck!
These pasty British celebs in the Caribbean at Christmas are paler than Phoebe at the beach. I'm convinced some people do not tan, they just go from white to off-white or eggshell.
I'd hit it, tap it, suck it, and fuck it.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:09pm.
Wow. I guess people in the UK are the only ones allowed to be stereotyped anymore. Coolio:)
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Heh!
Some of those comments made me go WTF? So I thought I better get some coffee in me before commenting on them, because surely I could not be fully awake reading that.
Submitted by gossipfan on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:11pm.
Hell yeah I'd hit it...twice, and slap him too. Ya'll have to remember that most men Daniel's age would kill to have his Ruffle's eating body.
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How old is he anyway?
Was guessing something like late 30's?
Submitted by Creepella on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 5:06pm.
Thanks! It's fun to be owned by a yorkie LOL :)
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Socky! I am so jelus of all these people frolicking in the sun! And Daniel's gal has a very similar bod to Amy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Id hit it, from the back.
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huh? what? Show me what you got! Rub it against my thigh!!!
Submitted by blixicles on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:45pm.
I'd hit that bag of Ruffles.
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lol me too
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Hell yeah I'd hit it...twice, and slap him too. Ya'll have to remember that most men Daniel's age would kill to have his Ruffle's eating body.
Wow. I guess people in the UK are the only ones allowed to be stereotyped anymore. Coolio:)
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:46pm.
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LOL! I thought he was waiting for someone to sit on his lap, but you're right! A tan!! Silly me.
And the bitch with the bloated tummy...yeah, for a second there..I thought it was Wino sans the tattoos.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:52pm.
OMG I love your avi looks just like my little Angel!
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Submitted by tharuffian on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:08pm.
brits usually arent my type either {too stingy}, but there are always exceptions.
The scots are the stingy ones.
Brits buy everyone in the pub a drink and always offer everyone in their company a cigarette, before they take one for themselves.
English people are normally pale, flabby and ugly. So is this one.
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OXA, I think that's the only Speedo visual for which I'll ever say THANK YOU. Now if you'll excuse, gotta change panties again and go run this extra heat off on the track.
I would like to see him in a speedo!
Submitted by Lory on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:17pm.
Brad Pitt wishes he were anywhere near as hot as Daniel. Beer bloat and all
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Right on. Clive Owen is hot, too -- not too pretty, just enough, and intense.
Brad Pitt is the luckiest gay-for-pay mofo to come out of the 80s/early 90s Hollywood machine. That's why I say that even Angie Jo is manlier than Brad -- it's a compliment, seriously. She has more intensity and come-hitherness than that bland douche rag will ever know.
He was totally cute in that body snatchers movie with Kidman. He's def. hittable!
LOL I thought he was on vacay with Wino!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
LOLZ in the 3rd thumby looks like he's sucking in his gut, saw the paps!
DAMN what a man chest <3
What an ugly mug! The rest of him is not hot, either. Clive Owen should have been the next Bond, not this guy. Oh well, when DC is done, Clive will still be hot enough to be Bond!
See...I would have said yes, but he's eating Lays BBQ not Snyders. That is a deal breaker. Snyders BBQ is the only BBQ out there.
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I'd hit it in a tub of Ruffles and I HATE those disgusting greasy thangs...Daniel Craig making my buns all clean of Ruffles dust, yum.../yay TMI XD
No questions need be asked. He's definitely fuckable.
Obviously he is not super toned as he'd be whilst filming something, but I guarantee this is likely 10000 times better than the average dude.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:26pm.
Whoa. What exactly is the guy sitting on the beach with the legs splayed out waiting for?
A tan?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'd hit that bag of Ruffles.
I can work that tum back to a sixpack in one, maybe two, um, work-out sessions. Call me, Daniel; you'll see.
His girl looks like Wino and the guy next to her looks like Adam Sandler.
Hey MK,
You know there was serious rumour a couple of years back that he temporarily put down the hetero bat to take a turn on the other team with none other than Mah Boo right?
It was at the Vanity Fair oscars party.
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His gut looks like a turtle shell from the side.
"he better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her"