Saturday, December 27th 2008

Would You Hit It?

Daniel Craig is looking a little jelly-ish in the chichi and belly areas, but I cannot resist a man who is so secure in his masculinity that he has no problem dipping his hand in another dude's Ruffles. So yes, I'd hit that shit while eating a jumbo bag of Lay's from Costco. Those chips are greasy enough, so you don't even need lube! And I bet the salt will make your no-no extra puckery. Dick & chips: a perfect combination.

Here's James Bond having some kind of potato orgy with his girlfriend and two dudes in St. Barts the other day.

Posted by: Michael K


bommie's picture

For i second i thought Wino was there and had her tatoos removed

Sock-Monkey's picture

Third to the last thumbnail.
Whoa. What exactly is the guy sitting on the beach with the legs splayed out waiting for?

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Submitted by waywhiteboyj on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:17pm.
I'd much rather do Andy Cohen. He's the only reason I watch those Bravo specials. What's he doing with Bond? Is he dating Bond's bro?

speaking of Cohen- Lenard??? is the Cohen man- I love his voice mmmmmmmm

smirfytyme's picture

WTF are you talking about, I see a 6-pack. That first pic is a bad angle.
And, yes I would hit it, at every angle.

waywhiteboyj's picture

I'd much rather do Andy Cohen. He's the only reason I watch those Bravo specials. What's he doing with Bond? Is he dating Bond's bro?
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Lory's picture

Brad Pitt wishes he were anywhere near as hot as Daniel. Beer bloat and all.

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DR.FUNK's picture

Training is a real bitch.He's taking a break.His chik is cute...but she needs to go get a lil' mo' booty from somewhere.

Life's picture

I've not been able to see him sort of sexy anymore after seeing him in "The Mother" where he bangs his desperate girlfriend's now widowed old mum, i mean, i like em young but this was just gross!

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does anyone have any doubt as to what I might say?

He's notorious for going on binges after promoting Bond--he basically eats (and drinks) his way through every country he opens Bond as a reward for the insane training he does.

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Submitted by joe on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:08pm.
Since when is he dating Amy Winehouse?

That's funny! I did a double-take myself. Then I realized she's too clean and not tatted up.

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Oh, that's Satsuki Mitchell. I was trying to figure out what race she is. Nothing wrong with chips but it's not what I'd choose in St. Barts. I'd get me some French or even Swedish food.

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I'd tag both him and his brother! Front, back, Up, Down, Over, Under, Top and Bottom--I'd hit it all ways. Yum to the double yum!

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Submitted by Morrissey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 4:04pm.
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On jj there's another pic of DC and Andy cohen of bravo, an openly gay man, him and DC look very chummy.
just sayin.

tharuffian's picture

brits usually arent my type either {too stingy}, but there are always exceptions.

cattitude's picture

yes!! A thousand times YES!!! teehee

joe's picture

Since when is he dating Amy Winehouse?

KatieScarlett's picture

I would hit it MK.. but let me have him first OK?

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

His appendix scar makes him that much more bangable! Puurrrrrr!!!
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Aunt Bea's picture

Not my type

Morrissey's picture

The guy in the blue hat is his brother, Adam.

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SickTwistedCutie's picture

MK you are a man after my own heart.. dick and chips is a perfect combo!

Deb's picture

He is FINE. He probably just got down there. Give him a few more days of sun and fun, and he'll look even better.

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tharuffian's picture

do ya think hes a double dipper? :)

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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:57pm.
Uh oh... Daniel and his girlfriend are definitely "having words" in those first two thumbnails.
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Could it be a *Lays* versus *Ruffles* dispute?

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Clevelandsportsfan4life's picture

I'd hit it! He can put all of his man sour cream and onion dip he wanted all over my face...uh chips! Yea....that's nasty! But I am not going to take it back.

He could at least had the "reduced fat" Ruffles!

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"Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:57pm.

Uh oh... Daniel and his girlfriend are definitely "having words" in those first two thumbnails."

Yep, they are -- he's saying, "Bitch, you stole my chips! Don't ever steal my fuckin' chips, bitch!"

Although, being British, he probably said "crisps" instead of "chips."

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UKer's picture

More to the point, how come he's hanging with a bunch of gays?I always knew that girl was nothing but a sdkinny beard.

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Submitted by paulapoo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 3:57pm.

No. I'd hit the Ruffles though.

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Snap. At least the ruffles don't creep me out.

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I'd let him hit in in a car, plane, train car, dark room while a party is going on downstairs, in my parent's bathroom, in my bedroom, at work, anywhere. He's so damn hot.
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joe shmoe's picture

What kinda question is that?

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paulapoo's picture

No. I'd hit the Ruffles though.

Madam Pince's picture

He's a fine-looking dude and entitled to a little jelly belly. Like Deb, I'd hit it repeatedly until the po-po pulled me off!

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madam s.'s picture

Uh oh... Daniel and his girlfriend are definitely "having words" in those first two thumbnails.

And surely the guy in the Gilligan hat is his brother? He looks a hell of a lot like him.

tharuffian's picture

oh hes just not in tip top since hes not filming anything ..i hope..isnt like we all havent ate and drank ourselfs into comas lately

Sugaroo's picture

What happened to him? Oh nooooooooooooooo!

Deb's picture

Oh HELLS YEAH! I'd hit it! I'd hit it and hit it and hit it until the police pulled me off!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

tharuffian's picture

he'd be delicious with salt..oh hell hes yummy with no salt!

islandgirl's picture

Oh my.