Mohr Cox Would Have Been Better
Jay Mohr is so in love with Nikki Cox and her bloated butt lips that he's decided to legally take her last name. Jay and Nikki apparently got married 2 years ago. I seriously didn't know they were man and wife or perhaps I never really gave a kangaroo's dick and that's saying a lot.
TMZ says that Jay has legally added Cox to his last name, so now he's officially Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr. Um. If you're going to do that shit, do it all the way. Don't half ass it. It really should be Jon Ferguson Mohr Cox. If you had the chance to become "Mohr Cox," wouldn't you jump on that cox and ride away? Fuck yes. Shit. I might try to legally change my name to "Mohr Cox." I've been inspired.
Seriously, Nikki should really change her name to "Mohr Collagen." The bitch has a problem.While Jay was down at the court, he should have filed a restraining order keeping Nikki away from fillers, because those lips must stop growing. Isn't he afraid that they are going to pop at the worst time? She could be slurping on his peen and accidentally spring a leak in her lips. Juvederm guts all over his nutsack. That isn't love.
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They look like the ass end of a 3 day old turd. What a bitch Jay is
They both look alittle odd to me.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:28pm.
I think mustaches make most guys look better. That's what I have always thought.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:52pm.
weirdness...it's always like that here tho - the weather is chaotic like that...
ONT: *sigh* done to death.
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Face it, angel. It's the end of the world. Meh.
Smoked almond, anyone?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:20pm.
I can't believe how warm it is where I live today. Nice change!
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Same here. But my balcony/storage closet/wildlife habitat got trashed for the wind today. It's like spring - it was warm and rainy all day yesterday....weirdness...it's always like that here tho - the weather is chaotic like that...
ONT: *sigh* done to death.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:40pm.
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I think Pratt's ONLY talent is the ability to grow hair on his face. I agree...he should keep the moustache. People will know he's capable of something. lol
I don't know about this guy, but he's funny looking to me period. But many men look better to me with them. Spencer Pratt I think is one people make fun of his mustache. I definately can't see him without one. I know that's not all they make fun of, but I think he needs his mustache.
@Dead-Actress: True. Have to agree w/ you there.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:27pm.
That thing on Jay's lip is a pussy-duster. Just hope this isn't a trend cuz of Brad Pitt.
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And neither guy looks good, huh? IMO - The only one who could carry that look (as someone mentioned earlier) was Tom Selleck.
Actually her first name is Jennifer, so she should go by Jennifer or Nicole, why nikki
My best friend in high school, who I still talk to, Spells her name Nikki. I like Nicole better.
I knew a girl name Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend! LOL!
If you're interested - it looks kinda extremist BUT here's the rest of that footage from the Bush shoe throwing incident:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ArcanumMedia
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I hate when women spell their name "Nikki". They are destined for the pole or porn.
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Apparently Nikki does too, and I guess that's all that counts.
I never knew so many women hated mustaches lol, my mother tried to get my dad to shave his for so many years. he always, trust me, looked bad without one.
I think mustaches make most guys look better. That's what I have always thought.
That thing on Jay's lip is a pussy-duster. Just hope this isn't a trend cuz of Brad Pitt.
what the fuck is that thing on his upper lip? He looks like a sleazy vacuum cleaner salesman. And her, with her inflated lips! She used to be SOOOOO beautiful and she fucked it up!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:31am.
Eat beaver tail? You got to be kidding me...
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cross my heart and hope to die. You'll love it.
scrumptious. honest injun.
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OMG There's this place in Old Montreal (it's prolly other places too) where you can put ANYTHING on a Beaver Tail. To be honest my gf and my kid totally grossed me out with that - but they ARE yum yum yummy!
ONT: It's so weird that I know Jay Mohr's name. He must have been pretty funny in something but he's like one of those guys you just never think about! That would have been SO different if he'd changed his name to Mohr Cox!
Does anybody know WHY he changed his name? It was two years ago and what difference does it make, really...? And did she change HER name...?
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I can't believe how warm it is where I live today. Nice change!
I love winter, I don't want your summer to be over if it means my winter being over lol
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:27am.
I want summer to be OVAH! I'm sweating like a mothafucking trucker.
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WTF? Summer AND all caught up on the Girls Next Door? And she complains Somebody slap this girlie for me!
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I'm NE Florida and it's quite nice today. Actually friggin' tolerable. Tomorrow could be different though...
Mmmmm bacon. More appealing than either of these STD carriers.
*Canadian Bacon with pizza stains*
Damn, now I'm hungry.
Wish MK would post something new.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:27am.
I want summer to be OVAH! I'm sweating like a mothafucking trucker. Summer and menopause, not a good combo. Sorry dudes, I do know you be freezing your tittays off up north. I do love Aus but fuck it gets hot and humid down harh this time of year.
Better shut up now or the topic nazi will rear it's cunty head.
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Hey Hores!!!!!!!! i haven't been here in like DECADES. Have RILLY missed y'all. Is the "topic nazi....cunty head" the same one as the last go 'round?
Dr.Tex.. that WAS hysterical.. MK yelling at the earless bunny! classic.
(and you can post any ole time!) nice to see you.
Texndoc that was Canadian Bacon with pizza stains on its overstretched stretch pants LOL. Yep Im sure lots of peeps are tired of it too being told they cant chat here. Nice to meet you.
*clicks and refreshes so MK can buy a steak for dinner*
Now I know what "beady" eyes look like. Shit.
This picture is proof that when hott chicks get with ugly guys, they, in turn, get ugly.
Nikki Cox used to be amazing!!!! This is so sad and shows her insecurity all over her face. As for her husband, ...it's almost 2009. What the FUCK is on your face.
Talk about someone looking like a child toucher.....fug and mohr fugly.
Morning corny. If you were the one who came up with *takes Tide pen, rubs out pizza stain on stetch pants* you gave me as big a laugh yesterday as Michael K yelling at the earless bunny. That is all. I'm not a chatter (but I understand after being told over and over for almost two years, every "click" puts money in MK's pocket - but only selected few can chat as you've probably been told, "troll". *LOL*.)
Submitted by corny on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 10:36am.
*yawns and stretches*
Good morning all!!
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Good morning all!!
Good morning all...
Ya know, I realize she can't help that's she's got small eyes...but inflating the already disproportionately large mouth just makes her look like her eyes are as freakishly small as her mouth is large.
I don't dislike this chick but she's gone from looking attractive to looking like a mental patient who really needs her meds adjusted.
My husband thought this was a picture of the Olsen twins.
Jay looks like Eric Stoltz in Mask. Well, what he would look like before his face got all Maskie.
And that Nikki Cox's lips look like boiled hot dogs before they are about to burst.
I dont think it was "Mohr Cox" cuz he's got little to beging with... so why draw attention to it. He should get her to give him some of that filler though! man & wife! share alike....
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Someone wake MK up, I need Sunday morning entertainment.
Fuck, I'll be back later to see if he's up, I'm off to go biking.
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Damn..Nikki got hit hard on the mouth by the ugly stick! Jesus. what the hell happened? She was pretty..once.
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The guy who runs the original BeaverTails stand on The Byward Market ( in Ottawa) last name is Hooker..
I always thought it was hilarious that a Hooker sold BeaverTails..
My favourite is The Garlic Butter and Cheese..
which would be gross if that was a comment on the state of the hooker's beaver!!
And yes..
Quebec City is a beautiful place..elegant and refined..history and culture..
and Montreal always has something interesting to do and see..fast paced and eclectic.
Bonhomme Carnivale should be Winter Cold Slut of the Week..
LMAO Mohr Cox would have been so much better!!! Her lips scare me.
it's pronounced KAYbeck.
340 cm of snow every year.
http://images.google.ca/images?q=quebec%20city%20winter&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-...
i remember that vid. it was very funny.
a small portion of the population in quebec hates the rest of canada and all english speakers. they've enacted some rather bizarre language laws - road signs and such.
no problemo for you with your accent - it'll be clear you're not an anglo.
quebec city is much nicer than montreal for tourists - and that is NOT a slam at all, I'd pick quebec city for a vacation spot over montreal any day. montreal is fabu don't get me wrong, but it's more of a large city... great shopping. Best.Pastry.EVER.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:31am.
Eat beaver tail? You got to be kidding me...
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cross my heart and hope to die. You'll love it.
scrumptious. honest injun.
oh and the quebecois accent is very slangy french. NOT parisian french. Kinda slutty. You'll like it.
Ice sculptures, skating, sledding, snowmobiling, dog sleds you name it. And the food.... omg the food!!!!! Sugar pie, best baked beans in the world, pastries, good hearty french cooking... sigh. You probably don't have to worry about outerwear - coats and snowpants and such. A lot of places will loan them to you or you can rent what you need. buying the stuff is too expensive. They did that for me when I was in the northwest territories one winter.
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