Mohr Cox Would Have Been Better
Jay Mohr is so in love with Nikki Cox and her bloated butt lips that he's decided to legally take her last name. Jay and Nikki apparently got married 2 years ago. I seriously didn't know they were man and wife or perhaps I never really gave a kangaroo's dick and that's saying a lot.
TMZ says that Jay has legally added Cox to his last name, so now he's officially Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr. Um. If you're going to do that shit, do it all the way. Don't half ass it. It really should be Jon Ferguson Mohr Cox. If you had the chance to become "Mohr Cox," wouldn't you jump on that cox and ride away? Fuck yes. Shit. I might try to legally change my name to "Mohr Cox." I've been inspired.
Seriously, Nikki should really change her name to "Mohr Collagen." The bitch has a problem.While Jay was down at the court, he should have filed a restraining order keeping Nikki away from fillers, because those lips must stop growing. Isn't he afraid that they are going to pop at the worst time? She could be slurping on his peen and accidentally spring a leak in her lips. Juvederm guts all over his nutsack. That isn't love.
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Eat beaver tail? You got to be kidding me...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:20am.
Sandy if you want a nice Canadian xmas I would recommend quebec whole heartedly. great food, great winter activities and wonderful people. And the scenery is to die for. There are places more scenic but don't get the other stuff.
Oooh and you'd get to eat a beaver tail! They're yummy, used to get them when I went skating on the canal in ottawa.
===SOLD! Tits was it you that posted that french canadian youtube thingy? I didn't understand it (think one needs to be a canuck..) but I cracked up over the french dudes pronunciation of Quebec. Kebek, I wanna visit Kebek!!!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:20am.
Oooh and you'd get to eat a beaver tail! They're yummy, used to get them when I went skating on the canal in ottawa.
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nite, Tits!!1!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:23am.
hi!
nite, all
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okthxbai
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Sandy if you want a nice Canadian xmas I would recommend quebec whole heartedly. great food, great winter activities and wonderful people. And the scenery is to die for. There are places more scenic but you don't get the other stuff.
Oooh and you'd get to eat a beaver tail! They're yummy, used to get them when I went skating on the canal in ottawa.
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Nite, Sandy, watch out for the snakes, sharks, spiders, and platypi!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:03am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:00am.
Nice weather. It's not enough that you live in a place just crawling with the deadliest creatures on earth, now mother nature hurls them at you at a high rate of speed!
==trudat. I shouldn't complain really, coz for most of the year the weather in Brisbane is fab. I just don't function well in the heat of summer is all. I was born in the UK so my bones are built for the cold. OK - I gotta go cover the parrot cage...talk to y'all later!
So this washed up hasbeen that needs attention really badly decides it's a great idea to get some publicity to let us all know that he's changing his name to "More Cocks". Um, okay guy, whatever you say.
What the hell is going in here????
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:00am.
Nice weather. It's not enough that you live in a place just crawling with the deadliest creatures on earth, now mother nature hurls them at you at a high rate of speed!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:41am.
Oh tits, your description of the snow sounds like my perfect christmas. Next year, I'm so buggering off someplace cold. Can I come stay at your place?
See, this is shit that happens here this time of year when it gets hot and humid - there's just been another severe storm warning on the telly - it's cyclone season. Time to unplug the puter!
Brisbane storm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofgKrKw8Ppc&feature=related
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:44am.
Funny, the peanut butter didn't start out chunky.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:43am.
Says the guy whose avatar looks like he has curlers in his hair!
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Sandy - you be hating on the red heads?
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My dog does the same thing, you just have to rub peanut butter on the beaver first.
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heh heh
yeah, skippy peanut butter!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:39am.
See? With those beady eyes and porn stache, he looks like a porn weasel!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
No pressies for me. I've been bad.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=438...
Lovely and cold up here. We had snow which is VERY rare where I live in Canada. It was beautiful - a winter wonderland. Went for a walk every night it snowed - the crunch of the snow underfoot, the smell of woodsmoke, ocean and snow aaaaaah. Really nice. The dogs and kids went apeshit over the snow.
one wag a few blocks from me built a snowman giving birth to a snowbaby - blood and all.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:35am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:30am.
sorry, Jay Mohr's moustache just reminds me of animal porn
==Agree. Pornstache. He's very unattractive - beady eyes too far apart, false looking teefs, plus looks like he's carrying the ginger gene. Plastic surgery attracts.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:30am.
sorry, Jay Mohr's moustache just reminds me of animal porn, and the size of Nikki's mouth reminds me of my local sperm bank if they relocated to the Superdome.
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Yeah it totally was with wet slapping sounds and I don't know probably more than anyone ever in the history of the world.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:22am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:16am.
My dog does the same thing, you just have to rub peanut butter on the beaver first.
==oh TV you dirty dirty!
I am sure when they get divorced in another two months it will be perfectly civil
I want summer to be OVAH! I'm sweating like a mothafucking trucker. Summer and menopause, not a good combo. Sorry dudes, I do know you be freezing your tittays off up north. I do love Aus but fuck it gets hot and humid down harh this time of year.
Better shut up now or the topic nazi will rear it's cunty head.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:16am.
My dog does the same thing, you just have to rub peanut butter on the beaver first.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:06am.
Tittay! What you doin' still awake huh? Are you playing wid your cwismas pressies?
Beaver love...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDlrHXUGITU&NR=1
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:14am.
Don't stare it's rude!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:06am.
Excuse me miss, you seem to have a problem with your beaver.
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SANDY!!
It's just you, me, TV and deb at this hour.
Entertain me!
ps i see your masturbating national icon, and i raise you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlbJSAI0Bxc&eurl=http://video.google.ca/v...
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I ate at Bindi's restaurant tonite.
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300+ comments! I haven't a clue who these people are but I am however familiar with the kangaroo dick.
Ornery Kangaroo in the background
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZXHh65PAQ8
I just had back surgery and I am out for six weeks. Shit the markets will fall HARD. Mark my words
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:34am.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:22am.
yeah. she looks like a caricature of mary tyler moore.
OMG, you're right! But at this point, Mary Tyler Moore is a caricature of Mary Tyler Moore.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:33am.
You've been hit by Mohr Cox? Than who?
sorry, had to
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*watches mary and flings poo*
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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:33am.
with a wet slapping sound...
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:22am.
yeah. she looks like a caricature of mary tyler moore.
the guy looks like a year book photo of a history teacher or something very small town.
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For a second I was wondering why Mohr Cox would have been better then it hit me.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
None of you bitches are on my blog. Fuck, man!
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I used to watch her on that show where she had a fat husband.
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Nikki Cox has smallish eyes. The humongo-lips only accentuate how tiny her peepers are. I know nothing about these people, although Jay Mohr looks familiar for some reason.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Jay is a cool fucker. I saw him on a beach in hawaii once and he smoked a joint with me.
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*eats pizza and dances*
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Okay, he looks all kinds of creepy in a seventies-porn-star way with his 'stache. And Nikki used to be so pretty.....I can't imagine why she keeps going back for more collagen. Do they lace that stuff with crack or something?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 1:15am.
So this is all my fault? Please accept my heartfelt apologies!!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 1:11am.
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Ha! Ha! That was hysterical. *readjusting cashmere blend chesticles inside pajama top* Nite. Nite. TITS!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 1:07am.
nite, Socky
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Nite. TV! I don't know if I've ever expressed this, but without you I never would have found my voice on Dlisted. You came along and helped create a character that I so enjoy playing. When I felt my worst I always looked for you on these threads cause you always made me laugh and forget how miserable I was feeling and helped get me through another day...Other Dlisters followed suit. Thanks. *sock monkey hugs & smooches*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 1:05am.
I just remembered I heard about a video at school. And, like, a whole sex ed class - more than once...and now I'm wondering if I've blocked it out because something tragic happened or if I really never was there that day. Weird.
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That is SO weird!! The same thing happened to me the day they switched from empirical to metric. To this day I get confused every-time I order a pint.
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