Mohr Cox Would Have Been Better
Jay Mohr is so in love with Nikki Cox and her bloated butt lips that he's decided to legally take her last name. Jay and Nikki apparently got married 2 years ago. I seriously didn't know they were man and wife or perhaps I never really gave a kangaroo's dick and that's saying a lot.
TMZ says that Jay has legally added Cox to his last name, so now he's officially Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr. Um. If you're going to do that shit, do it all the way. Don't half ass it. It really should be Jon Ferguson Mohr Cox. If you had the chance to become "Mohr Cox," wouldn't you jump on that cox and ride away? Fuck yes. Shit. I might try to legally change my name to "Mohr Cox." I've been inspired.
Seriously, Nikki should really change her name to "Mohr Collagen." The bitch has a problem.While Jay was down at the court, he should have filed a restraining order keeping Nikki away from fillers, because those lips must stop growing. Isn't he afraid that they are going to pop at the worst time? She could be slurping on his peen and accidentally spring a leak in her lips. Juvederm guts all over his nutsack. That isn't love.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:57am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:39am.
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I had a friend send this to me...you're gonna laugh til you pee.. Trust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9JZE3e8JhQ&feature=related
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Feh Those were low rent puppets. Not like you at all - you're a high class hoo.. puppet!
Lots of sock vids eh? Have you seen the seven words you should never say to a sock puppet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be0ZUGaN1lM&feature=related
odd...no mention of nylon.
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nite, Socky
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 1:01am.
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I know, right? Ha! Ha! And with that..I close the BF's suitcase & I'm off to find my Bozo and calling it a night. Nite. Nite. Everybody! Thanks for the laughs.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I just remembered I heard about a video at school. And, like, a whole sex ed class - more than once...and now I'm wondering if I've blocked it out because something tragic happened or if I really never was there that day. Weird.
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i well remember the day i got mine... had to wake my mother up 'mom! mom! i think i just got my period, what do i do?'
'that's nice dear' *goes back to sleep*
she never got the book either. bitch.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:57am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:39am.
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I had a friend send this to me...you're gonna laugh til you pee.. Trust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9JZE3e8JhQ&feature=related
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How can there be so much wrongness all in one day! Is it all exploding from tryna hold it in over Christmas? LOL!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:39am.
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I had a friend send this to me...you're gonna laugh til you pee.. Trust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9JZE3e8JhQ&feature=related
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by cherryfries on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:48am.
I don't remember a decent talk about "becoming a woman." Also, why the hell didn't I get a book of rules? Was I too defective to not get one? lol
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Ha. I din't get one either. I have come to understand that, actually, it wasn't ME who was defective;p I don't know if anyone gets a book of rules. I think its all hearsay:)
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I don't remember a decent talk about "becoming a woman." Also, why the hell didn't I get a book of rules? Was I too defective to not get one? lol
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:36am.
Socky? didn't you watch? geeeeeeez
Angel - you working on the 'thing'? wink wink
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Um...figuring out why my body no longer seems to need rest? Not really. Because, unfortunately, my brain still does. But my house is spotless=) The kids got three solid squares and lots of play time...To be fair, tho, I do work like this all the ideas are rolling around in the back of brain and when I have the stamina to do it, I'll just barf it out. You know how many times I said 'barf' today? So many. Wassup widat? ACK! AAAAAAACK! THE LINK! AAAAACK!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:39am.
Bitch Don't Listen
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:36am.
Socky? didn't you watch? geeeeeeez
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Yeah, I watched! LOL
My sister (with the french accent) had little patience when it came to scoring. HWORE!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
big dumb tranny?
bodacious delicious tits?
bacon something something?
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
I never knew he had bad panic attacks..
At least I know i'm not the only crazy bitch out there..
And the only things I could find that he did involving kids shows were on Animal Planet and some show on PBS. argh!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:31am.
Aw, Boo Boo Socky! That's sad. But being away make being together all that much sweeter, yes?
Allergic to question marks...?
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? as in pick the peen! LOL
Yeah, the BF has these trips through out the year, but I keep myself busy. Once in a while, if the days get too long..I'll fly out at his request. I go shopping, he goes to work! Ha! Ha!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Socky? didn't you watch? geeeeeeez
Angel - you working on the 'thing'? wink wink
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:30am.
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Nite. Nite. DeeDee! *hugs & smooches*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
nite, Dee
damn, anyone else here got 6 nipples?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Nite, DeeDee!
Sleep Tight:)
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Aw, Boo Boo Socky! That's sad. But being away make being together all that much sweeter, yes?
Allergic to question marks...?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:29am.
ON T: Why her lips so swollen..is she allergic to ?
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She has a bad case of BDL.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:16am.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:55pm.
OMG DeeDee it looks SO good! MK posted a link to the trailer - I see if i find!
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Thanks Angel! I'll check it out in the morning. I'm off to bed now. Goodnight mah lovely Dlisters. ♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:10am.
well, divorce her sorry ass and come to the dark side. I would so make it worth your while.
I'M SURE YOU WOULD BE GODDAMN FUCKING GREAT. YOU AND TIGERLILLY. BOTH NOTHING CAN FUCKING POSSIBLY COMPARE TO THE ASTOUNDING WONDERFULNESS AND COMPLETE GREATNESS THAT IS MY WIFE. FUCK. I NEED ANOTHER DRINK.
You know - MK's got an interesting filing system.
*grumble*
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:22am.
Say did you see the link I posted of your slut sister?
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Is it gonna make me lurves you less?
I'm still up since I've been packin' for the BF. He flies out tomorrow night....*teary-eyed* Been keeping myself busy while he catches up on office paperwork before he leaves.
ON T: Why her lips so swollen..is she allergic to ?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:19am.
O
Oh
Um
How awkward... You're still up pookie?
Say did you see the link I posted of your slut sister?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XXXfmflck
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hey! I only got two nipples, bit godamn, they are sensitive!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
*throws up gang signs then runs away*
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O yeah - I din't mean "floating" like "floating"...I meant like not permanent.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:15am.
I can lay my hands on a pair of silk/cashmere blend ones... if your predilections bend that way.
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*quickly jumping in hamper* *locking from the inside* Leave me alone!!!! *muttering from inside hamper*
Just kidding! I gotta say, TITS! You always make my day. Even though you want me to flash TV the chesticles...me still lurves you!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:11am.
besides CTH, I mean
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:55pm.
Angel - They're making a Thundercats movie? *quivering with excitement* Seriously! I love that cartoon
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OMG DeeDee it looks SO good! MK posted a link to the trailer - I see if i find!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:05am.
nite, Tiger
damn, anyone else here got 6 nipples?
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I can lay my hands on a pair of silk/cashmere blend ones... if your predilections bend that way.
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Nah..I've seen his ass on a kid show...lemme do some investigating..
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:05am.
nite, Tiger
damn, anyone else here got 6 nipples?
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LMAO! Oh, TV..you ain't asking for much, are ya?! Too funny!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 12:07am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:45pm.
All I know is, I keep asking Jim and charles manson for their hands in marriage, and they never answer. I'm feeling very unloved just now.
my son got garfield gets real on DVD for xmas and he's watching it as his nite nite movie yet again, and i'm ready to get violent..
I WOULD LOVE TO MARRY YOU BUT I AM ALREADY FUCKING GODDAMN MARRIED TO THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS AND I AM STILL TRYING TO WAKE UP FROM THE GODDAMN FUCKING NEVERENDING NIGHTMARE. FUCK.
well, divorce her sorry ass and come to the dark side. I would so make it worth your while.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
What xultar said...
doope
She'll be dumpin his lame ass in 2 years...taking his name, her name, his money and what itty bitty titty of pride he had stashed away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:45pm.
All I know is, I keep asking Jim and charles manson for their hands in marriage, and they never answer. I'm feeling very unloved just now.
my son got garfield gets real on DVD for xmas and he's watching it as his nite nite movie yet again, and i'm ready to get violent..
I WOULD LOVE TO MARRY YOU BUT I AM ALREADY FUCKING GODDAMN MARRIED TO THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS AND I AM STILL TRYING TO WAKE UP FROM THE GODDAMN FUCKING NEVERENDING NIGHTMARE. FUCK.
nite, Tiger
damn, anyone else here got 6 nipples?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:58pm.
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*wrapping little sock monkey arms around TL's neck* *whispering* Me lurves you, TigerLil'...Nite. Nite.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:57pm.
Psssht...don't be so prejudiced. Tigers have people for dinner too..
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and pygmies for petit dejeuner!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! It's funny cuz it's in French....and true, but it's primarily cuz it's in French! (ignore the trueness part)
Kay whores...mon chat is about to cut a beesh up in here, so bon soir and shit....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:56pm.
Here, hunny. Take my dryer sheets:) I never remember to take them with me anyway;p
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Yessss!!!! Thanks, Angel!
ON T: *bow chicka bow wow* Jay looks like 70s porn material.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I thought tigers were nocturnal!
Whatta rip.
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Nite nite Tigerlilly! ♥♥
Ok, whores, I lurves you all more than a '5 man mouth bang'...not that I would know what that was like...especially on film...*hanging tiger head in shame*...Oh, like you whores haven't done a lil' porn for cash...Don't front...Anywho, the tiger cub is totally not feeling you whores, so NIGHTY NIGHT SLUTS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Psssht...don't be so prejudiced. Tigers have people for dinner too..
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and pygmies for petit dejeuner!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:45pm.
ONT: These people have cartoon faces.
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IMO - When she was photographed with a high ponytail, she kinda looked like Dot Warner from the Animaniacs.
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DUDE!
And he looks like one of them floating characters...I can't remember now...but you know...
Here, hunny. Take my dryer sheets:) I never remember to take them with me anyway;p
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Angel - They're making a Thundercats movie? *quivering with excitement* Seriously! I love that cartoon!
I just realized that. I don't mind Brad one bit when he's in a movie. Only when he's OUT of a movie.
ONT: I love how her eyes are so tiny it looks like her eyelashes are painted on.
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