Mohr Cox Would Have Been Better
Jay Mohr is so in love with Nikki Cox and her bloated butt lips that he's decided to legally take her last name. Jay and Nikki apparently got married 2 years ago. I seriously didn't know they were man and wife or perhaps I never really gave a kangaroo's dick and that's saying a lot.
TMZ says that Jay has legally added Cox to his last name, so now he's officially Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr. Um. If you're going to do that shit, do it all the way. Don't half ass it. It really should be Jon Ferguson Mohr Cox. If you had the chance to become "Mohr Cox," wouldn't you jump on that cox and ride away? Fuck yes. Shit. I might try to legally change my name to "Mohr Cox." I've been inspired.
Seriously, Nikki should really change her name to "Mohr Collagen." The bitch has a problem.While Jay was down at the court, he should have filed a restraining order keeping Nikki away from fillers, because those lips must stop growing. Isn't he afraid that they are going to pop at the worst time? She could be slurping on his peen and accidentally spring a leak in her lips. Juvederm guts all over his nutsack. That isn't love.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:45pm.
ONT: These people have cartoon faces.
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IMO - When she was photographed with a high ponytail, she kinda looked like Dot Warner from the Animaniacs.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:45pm.
HEY, DeeDee - you're another one that's always just leavin! What's shakin, bacon?
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I'm still here! Nothing much. I went to see Benjamin Button today. I was the youngest person in the theater. I think all the old people in my city were trying to recapture their youth. lol
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Aw. With Brad Pitt. I'm gonna do that when Thundercats comes out=)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:24pm.
She just needs to get her mouth a little bigger for her starring role in "5 man mouth bang"
Bitch, I done warned you about gossiping about me.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:42pm.
Tigers have people? Other than for lunch?
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Psssht...don't be so prejudiced. Tigers have people for dinner too...I mean the IGNORANCE! sheesh...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I wiki'd him. SNL and Jeff Foxworthy. No MTV or Nicolodeon.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:45pm.
HEY, DeeDee - you're another one that's always just leavin! What's shakin, bacon?
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I'm still here! Nothing much. I went to see Benjamin Button today. I was the youngest person in the theater. I think all the old people in my city were trying to recapture their youth. lol
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:41pm.
*hands Socky a Viggo scented dryer sheet* Don't sell it on Ebay, honey! *Muah*
Seriously out now!! lol
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Wow..I'll keep it foreva!! *muah* Nite! Nite!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:42pm.
Tigers have people? Other than for lunch?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:43pm.
I think Chyna would have appreciated Mohr Cox.
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Have you seen that freak's dick? She could sodomize a midget and make that bich bleed!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
HEY, DeeDee - you're another one that's always just leavin! What's shakin, bacon?
ONT: These people have cartoon faces.
And I don't see anything about Nickelodeon. But He was on SNL for two year. Huh.
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I think Chyna would have appreciated Mohr Cox.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:24pm.
She just needs to get her mouth a little bigger for her starring role in "5 man mouth bang"
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Yes, yes, true but I'm pretty sure she has the acting "chops" for it right now...Get it? Chops...the big mouth?....Chops?...Huh?Huh?...
All right, I hear they are casting for "Tripple xxxmas Bang Pie Hole" due out Nov. 2009, and I'm sure she's a shoe in. It'll give her practice and "stretch" for "5 man Mouth Bang"...Have your people call my people...We'll do lunch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*hands Socky a Viggo scented dryer sheet* Don't sell it on Ebay, honey! *Muah*
Seriously out now!! lol
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:40pm.
nite, Nitty!
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Submitted by wildchildintn on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:29pm.
And I was reading ya'lls posts about the drive thru booze. My hubby is a little older than me..*cough-25 yrs older-cough* and apparently when he was a teenager, they could just pull up at the convenience stores for the drive thru beer. He said they would be dog drunk and nobody gave a crap and of course, never id'd them..lol. Scary.
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Don't have to be old for that, darlin'. Just from the south. They just passed an open container law here in 2001 and you woulda' thought they just banned the dixie flag from the pick up truck window tinters union!
Seriously tho..I'm out now. As much as I'm rolling on the floor here...I like my day job much better...doesn't mean I won't be back later after I wear his ass out. LOL
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:36pm.
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Nite. Nite. NitWitty!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:26pm.
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From one movie whore to another, Enjoy!
G'night you funny people!
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LOL! I ALWAYS just catch up to you when you're leaving. Wait. That's not a coincidence, is it? ;\
Have a lovely evening, Nitty:)
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Submitted by wildchildintn on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:26pm.
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From one movie whore to another, Enjoy!
G'night you funny people! I'm off to "pay the rent," or "pay *back* taxes." Either way, always keep 'em guessin...Are you coming or are you going? Happy Holiday Hooker to you all♥
she looks like an anorexic algae eater...damn, that's a fail. your whole fuckin jobs' to eat algae. anyway...vagina on a stick.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:19pm.
It's funny Tiger. They have a no open container law here. So you can get a drive thru drink, but you can't put a straw in it. Riiiiiiiiight. Like that ain't going to happen.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:07pm.
Tits is old, she used to use shredded wheat as a pad.
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Frosted side up, HA!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:24pm.
She just needs to get her mouth a little bigger for her starring role in "5 man mouth bang"
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
And I was reading ya'lls posts about the drive thru booze. My hubby is a little older than me..*cough-25 yrs older-cough* and apparently when he was a teenager, they could just pull up at the convenience stores for the drive thru beer. He said they would be dog drunk and nobody gave a crap and of course, never id'd them..lol. Scary.
Submitted by canthavedamango on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:02pm.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Tks Nitwitty..I'm watching an officer and a gentleman. Haven't ever seen it before. I'm a huge movie whore..I'll watch anything. =)
The first time I ever saw Jay Mohr act, he was playing Jeff Foxworthy's young idiot brother in JF's first go-round at a sitcom. So it's ironic that now he really does look like JF's young idiot brother.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:19pm.
She has successfully fought off hotness, maybe now she'll be taken seriously as an actress.
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In "Dick Slurping Cum Lipped Nympho Whores 3"....
I hear it's actually better than 1 or 2....Really, it's getting excellent reviews...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*washes and combs Niki's hair*
She has successfully fought off hotness, maybe now she'll be taken seriously as an actress.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Thank you for the lovely well wishes. Im still pushing on. I just wanted to share how grateful i am for you all. And how you're that level of just greatly funny. So funny a sad slut keeps going ;).
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:50pm.
Tiger - I believe in the states you have a DRIVE thru daiquiri bars. Beer coupons pales in comparison.
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Psssht...Whores wish...That's in the "grand ol' days"...
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Not here! I can go right now and gets me a drive thru margarita! But no beer on Sunday. Oh shit, I better get a move on then. It's almost 12!
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Sersly? Us whores usta have some drive thru shit. We don't no mo'. We never could buy booze on Sunday, even when we could get our drive-thru booze. Yeah, there's still liquor stores here that have the patched up drive thru window no longer servicable...KLASSAY (like a whore who can't get his booze drive thru style ain't going to rip open a can of Bud ain't gonna do it regardless of whether is drunkard ass walk in the licka sto or not...)
Still drive thru booze ain't a good idea. Beer coupons, however, get the Tiger stamp of approval and I'm a jelly H8r cuz we don't have them here!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by wildchildintn on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:58pm.
I watched "Dark Knight" the other night. That was pretty good. Heath did an amazing job.
Yeah man. If that was me it would TOTALLY have been Mohr-Cox. What a fun life! SLAP CHOP!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:15pm.
Actually, it was papyrus.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:07pm.
Tits is old, she used to use shredded wheat as a pad.
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O yeah? I always heard they used (socks), I mean stockings, in the olden days.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:13pm.
The judge rejected his original name change request - Jay Mohr Ovenassclown
Hahaha. Or Jay Mohrpublicitythanheisreallyworth.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:07pm.
Tits is old, she used to use shredded wheat as a pad.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Morrissey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:07pm.
I thought he hosted a show on MTV.
Submitted by canthavedamango on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:02pm.
That is really sad. I wish you the best for the new year, dear.
The judge rejected his original name change request - Jay Mohr Ovenassclown
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:08pm.
WHO IS YOUR CHOLLY?
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Submitted by canthavedamango on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:02pm.
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Truly sorry for your loss. Our animal friends, with their unconditional love, are often more important than our human ones, quite understandably. I'm happy that you were spared and that you are still able to speak for those who can't. Healing thoughts and prayers to you and yours. May the coming year hold many better memories filled with strength and love.
Submitted by canthavedamango on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:02pm
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Keep on hanging in there...good luck to you. (-:
I do drive-by comments, but I love reading them...these are some funny sluts. They have gotten me through tough days, too.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:50pm.
Tiger - I believe in the states you have a DRIVE thru daiquiri bars. Beer coupons pales in comparison.
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Psssht...Whores wish...That's in the "grand ol' days"...
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Not here! I can go right now and gets me a drive thru margarita! But no beer on Sunday. Oh shit, I better get a move on then. It's almost 12!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 10:53pm.
ARE YOU FUCKING THERE GOD? IT'S ME, MARAGRET!
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Christine, are you channeling My Cholly?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:57pm.
remember when you'd buy a pad from the machine in the bathroom and it came with safety pins?
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WTF?!? What's a "pad"???;p
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Does ANYONE remember when he was the host of some children's show on Nickelodeon like a thousand years ago?
Please someone tell me what it was, tis drivin me crazy.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Yay! The house is quiet and now I get to hangout in my favorite place.
Yikes! what happened to these two?
She was still better off with Bobcat Goldthwait.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.